FAWTLhouse Five

[Aberzombie]

PirateDevon wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

PirateDevon wrote:

Heh, a fan club to the troll...the pony amuses.

Yes. Yes he does.

By the way, welcome new guy! I promise I won't try to eat your brain.......yet.

When you do[/] decide to eat my brain be forewarned its pickled by grog and therefore delicious...

Hmm I'm not making a good case to stop you am I?

[i]drools

[Aberzombie]

Allen Taliesin wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

f&@~! s@##! Son of a b!&&&! G%&!@&n it!

Let it all out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Sebastian]

Aberzombie wrote:

Allen Taliesin wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

f&@~! s@##! Son of a b!&&&! G$##+~n it!

Let it all out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I think that was meant to be metaphorical, not literal.

Here's your lower jaw and tonsils.

[Celestial Healer]

He's always falling apart on us.

*casts Cure Serious Wounds on Aberzombie*

F$!&! I keep forgetting! Sorry.

[Aberzombie]

Ouch!

[Aberzombie]

Sebastian wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Allen Taliesin wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

f&@~! s@##! Son of a b!&&&! G$**!*n it!

Let it all out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I think that was meant to be metaphorical, not literal.

Here's your lower jaw and tonsils.

Fanks aloth!

[ZombiePuffin]

Here, nibble on the other end of this eyeball. It still has some gray matter on it.

[Moff Rimmer]

Sebastian wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Allen Taliesin wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

f&@~! s@##! Son of a b!&&&! G@&$+%n it!

Let it all out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I think that was meant to be metaphorical, not literal.

Here's your lower jaw and tonsils.

Those aren't tonsils.

[Its A TRAP!]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Those aren't tonsils.

!

[Bugbear Grillz]

Anybody seen where I dropped those rocky mountain oysters? I'm a might peckish.

[PirateDevon]

*narrowly eyes his spaghetti and meatballs*

I don't think I'm hungry anymore.

[Disgruntled FAWTL Correspondent]

This just in! Zombie testicles are the latest bugbear delicacy. Zombies everywhere have begun wearing iron underpants.

And that's your friggin' news for the day. Like it or leave it.

[Aberzombie]

puts on his iron underpants

I'm Ironzombie!

[Bugbear Grillz]

Disgruntled FAWTL Correspondent wrote:

This just in! Zombie testicles are the latest bugbear delicacy. Zombies everywhere have begun wearing iron underpants.

And that's your friggin' news for the day. Like it or leave it.

*gulp*

It's packed full of protein! For some reason, I can't seem to get enough of these though.

[Stabby McMagic]

Aberzombie wrote:

puts on his iron underpants

I'm Ironzombie!

*casts Shocking Grasp*

Hehehehehe >:)

[Aberzombie]

Stabby McMagic wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

puts on his iron underpants

I'm Ironzombie!

*casts Shocking Grasp*

Hehehehehe >:)

Hey! That....tingles!

[B.O.B.]

Aberzombie wrote:

Stabby McMagic wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

puts on his iron underpants

I'm Ironzombie!

*casts Shocking Grasp*

Hehehehehe >:)

Hey! That....tingles!

I hear it's good for you. Might restart your heart too, deadman.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Woodraven wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Maybe I couldn't afford it, but I haven't bought anything frivolous in a long time, so... I finally went in to get the Black Flag tattoo I've wanted since I was 17. It was worth it.

pic or it didn't happen

It happened.

[Miserable Old Bitty]

Aberzombie wrote:

Stabby McMagic wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

puts on his iron underpants

I'm Ironzombie!

*casts Shocking Grasp*

Hehehehehe >:)

Hey! That....tingles!

Filthy! *stabs AZ with a knitting needle*

[The All Seeing Eye]

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Stabby McMagic wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

puts on his iron underpants

I'm Ironzombie!

*casts Shocking Grasp*

Hehehehehe >:)

Hey! That....tingles!

Filthy! *stabs AZ with a knitting needle*

Warning! Stabbing metal implements into electrified creatures is a risk to your health!

[Snot Otter]

The All Seeing Eye wrote:

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Stabby McMagic wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

puts on his iron underpants

I'm Ironzombie!

*casts Shocking Grasp*

Hehehehehe >:)

Hey! That....tingles!

Filthy! *stabs AZ with a knitting needle*

Warning! Stabbing metal implements into electrified creatures is a risk to your health!

Your palm eye is kind of red. Irritated? Try Clear Eyes, or some other eye lubricant.

[The All Seeing Eye]

Snot Otter wrote:

The All Seeing Eye wrote:

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Stabby McMagic wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

puts on his iron underpants

I'm Ironzombie!

*casts Shocking Grasp*

Hehehehehe >:)

Hey! That....tingles!

Filthy! *stabs AZ with a knitting needle*

Warning! Stabbing metal implements into electrified creatures is a risk to your health!

Your palm eye is kind of red. Irritated? Try Clear Eyes, or some other eye lubricant.

Its from all the seeing of all and some such. YA know TRUTH is very irritating to the membranes.

[Snot Otter]

The All Seeing Eye wrote:

Its from all the seeing of all and some such. YA know TRUTH is very irritating to the membranes.

Rule 34, note A: If it's easy on the eye, membranes will likely be irritated.

I has a mucus membrane!

[Allen Taliesin]

Writing. Writing. Writing. All day writing.

Good thing I enjoy doing it.

[Moff Rimmer]

I hate that I have diverticulitus. Having a high pain day. Not the worst it's been, but close to an "8".

[Miserable Old Bitty]

The All Seeing Eye wrote:

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Stabby McMagic wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

puts on his iron underpants

I'm Ironzombie!

*casts Shocking Grasp*

Hehehehehe >:)

Hey! That....tingles!

Filthy! *stabs AZ with a knitting needle*

Warning! Stabbing metal implements into electrified creatures is a risk to your health!

Ha! It will take more than a little shock to kill this old bird. Back in my day, we used to tie our nipples to a lightning rod to prevent dirty thoughts. You young people have it easy.

[Treppa]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

I hate that I have diverticulitus. Having a high pain day. Not the worst it's been, but close to an "8".

Owie... sorry to hear it. Stop eating peanuts and raspberries! Hope you feel better soon. It is no fun.

[Celestial Healer]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

I hate that I have diverticulitus. Having a high pain day. Not the worst it's been, but close to an "8".

Sorry to hear that Moff. I hope that number drops down soon for you.

[Sebastian]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

I hate that I have diverticulitus. Having a high pain day. Not the worst it's been, but close to an "8".

Sorry to hear Moff. Here's hoping you've got the meds so that you have more high and less pain.

[Allen Taliesin]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

I hate that I have diverticulitus. Having a high pain day. Not the worst it's been, but close to an "8".

I am incredibly sorry to hear that. While it affects me differently, high pain days always drain every ounce of will from me, so I understand entirely.

I hope you start to feel better. Is there something you can do to alleviate the pain?

[Studpuffin]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

I hate that I have diverticulitus. Having a high pain day. Not the worst it's been, but close to an "8".

:(

[The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord]

Sorry to hear you had a bad day Moff. I hope tonight and tomorrow goes much better.

To everyone else if I missed anything I am sorry.

[Solnes]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

I hate that I have diverticulitus. Having a high pain day. Not the worst it's been, but close to an "8".

Uhm...first chart 8 or second chart 8? :S

Seriously...sorry you hurt. :(

[Solnes]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

I hate that I have diverticulitus. Having a high pain day. Not the worst it's been, but close to an "8".

Uhm...first chart 8 or second chart 8? :S

Seriously...sorry you hurt. :(

[Solnes]

Got to work at the old store tonight! It was busy and fun. I kinda missed the business. :)

[Solnes]

So in good news. I am able to keep down the cereal I just ate. :P

[Solnes]

Think I will sleep now. Good night folks. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend. (((HUGS)))

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Sleep... I don't understand. What does that mean?

[Treppa]

Logic Ladder:

Dr. Jekyll
Dr. Double-D Honors
Mairkurion {tm}
The Green Man
Mistah Green
Mr. Hyde

I have deduced it. Mistah Green is the alter-ego and sock puppet of none other than... Mairkurion! J'accuse!!

[Justin Franklin]

Treppa wrote:

Logic Ladder:

Dr. Jekyll
Dr. Double-D Honors
Mairkurion {tm}
The Green Man
Mistah Green
Mr. Hyde

I have deduced it. Mistah Green is the alter-ego and sock puppet of none other than... Mairkurion! J'accuse!!

That is an incredibly mean thing to say ;)

[Kruelaid]

Post rate, folks?

[Studpuffin]

Whoa, it's been over 4 hours since anybody posted.

Oops, I broke the stretch. :)

[Treppa]

Justin Franklin wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Logic Ladder:

Dr. Jekyll
Dr. Double-D Honors
Mairkurion {tm}
The Green Man
Mistah Green
Mr. Hyde

I have deduced it. Mistah Green is the alter-ego and sock puppet of none other than... Mairkurion! J'accuse!!

That is an incredibly mean thing to say ;)

SOMEbody around here needs to be mean. Everyone else is so danged nice.

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

My Dwarven Forge stuff arrived today *does the dance of joy*

[Studpuffin]

Treppa wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Logic Ladder:

Dr. Jekyll
Dr. Double-D Honors
Mairkurion {tm}
The Green Man
Mistah Green
Mr. Hyde

I have deduced it. Mistah Green is the alter-ego and sock puppet of none other than... Mairkurion! J'accuse!!

That is an incredibly mean thing to say ;)

SOMEbody around here needs to be mean. Everyone else is so danged nice.

I thought I was being mean, because I'm such a pecker. *breaks 4th wall, arches eyebrow*

[Messageboard Troll!]

Treppa wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Logic Ladder:

Dr. Jekyll
Dr. Double-D Honors
Mairkurion {tm}
The Green Man
Mistah Green
Mr. Hyde

I have deduced it. Mistah Green is the alter-ego and sock puppet of none other than... Mairkurion! J'accuse!!

That is an incredibly mean thing to say ;)

SOMEbody around here needs to be mean. Everyone else is so danged nice.

I'm not nice, I make puppies cry. Grrrrrr.

[Wolfthulhu]

Eye cramps, all.

Friggen 5am gaming session. I so loathe 4E's mechanics.

[Treppa]

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Eye cramps, all.

Friggen 5am gaming session. I so loathe 4E's mechanics.

Hand cramps, everyone!

5 a.m.... start time or stop time? Either way, that's dedication!

[Davi The Eccentric]

Wolfthulhu wrote:

I so loathe 4E's mechanics.

Then, uh, why are you apparently playing in a game of it?

[Studpuffin]

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Eye cramps, all.

Friggen 5am gaming session. I so loathe 4E's mechanics.

It doesn't work with fantasy really. I might play a space game using 4e as a basis. I was a fan of SAGA, but only when it was really run and gun or heavy RP. There really isn't much room for middle ground.

Edit: Space Opera for TotP!