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Solnes wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Why am I awake? And why is there nothing more then clips available for The big Bang Theory????

Hang tight....I'll get you the site we watch on...

Whole episodes here

I KNEW I LIKED YOU. :)

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber

Good morning FAWTLyers!!!! Thanks again for all of the birthday wishes. Long day today at work. We had another safe month at work last month, so I will be serving lunch to both shifts today to celebrate.

Solnes - hope things work out better for your son.

Scarab Sages

Mmmmmmm......


Mornin' all. :)

[Skims over movies-in-pants posts to avoid repeating anything]

Hmmm......
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The Big Lebowski in my pants

The Empire Strikes Back in my pants

Fight Club in my pants

The Two Towers in my pants

The Hunt for Red October in my pants

7 in my pants... (O.o)
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I think I'll stop now before I get tased or something (^.^)


The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Solnes wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Why am I awake? And why is there nothing more then clips available for The big Bang Theory????

Hang tight....I'll get you the site we watch on...

Whole episodes here

I KNEW I LIKED YOU. :)

Your welcome. :D


Devlyn, the Dalesman wrote:

Mornin' all. :)

[Skims over movies-in-pants posts to avoid repeating anything]

Hmmm......
.
.
.
The Big Lebowski in my pants

The Empire Strikes Back in my pants

Fight Club in my pants

The Two Towers in my pants

The Hunt for Red October in my pants

7 in my pants... (O.o)
.
.
.
I think I'll stop now before I get tased or something (^.^)

Fun isn't it. :P


Solnes wrote:
Fun isn't it. :P

Disturbingly so, aye...

;D


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Yea!! JJ closed the latest beat my head in with a rock psionics thread!!!

Silver Crusade

Morning all. What did I miss?

Silver Crusade

By the way...

Freddy got fingered in my pants.

Liberty's Edge

Awww, yeah...

Open this in a new tab
Then open this in ANOTHER new tab
Finally, open this in a third new tab (then expand to full screen)

You're welcome.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Hand Cramps FAWTL. How is everyone this morning! My wife didn't wake me up to help with the one feeding last night so I got like 7 hours straight!!!!!

LPM/Solnes: You want we should come visit that school board for yas?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
taig wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Customer just came in and asked what the return policy is on Textbooks.

me-*hands her a slip with the return policy* "You have 6 days from the start of class to return, unless you drop."

her-"What if the class starts next week?"

me-*facepalm*

You didn't take the opportunity to sell her a "time machine"? :)
Nah I keep that for myself. She did buy her book for next Tuesday tho.

Yeah. I would have done that too.

EDIT: Naked distrust of school bookstore return policies/college textbook scams for TOP!!!

Also, 11, know that I have nothing against you or your profession. I've had to work on a college campus before and I know how hard it can be. I'm just wise to a lot of the scams that certain professors pull with respect to the school bookstore, who is often just as much of a victim as the students are.

Professors are pulling the scam? I'd sure like to know how that works. Chairpersons and publishers, however...

Well, it depends on the book and on the department. Sometimes certain professors are doing their best to make sure books that have information that they helped to discover or simply wrote themselves are sold- I find the former more in science classes and the latter more in english and philosophy classes(especially philosophy...shakes fist in memory at philosophy psuedo professor lining his pockets by selling his book to us through the bookstore that year). Sometimes the professor simply knows an author, or has worked with a publisher, or is being pressured by a chairperson to use a certain book in his curriculum(said chairperson usually knows an author or has worked with a company before). It's not ALL professors, and I'm sorry if I insinuated that. But it's certainly enough of them that whenever I hear such stories I'm more than a little suspicious.

Liberty's Edge

Okay, I'm trying to get this idea off the ground.

Why don't schools start replacing their textbooks with iPads (and clones)? In first grade, you get your first iPad. Then in 5th and 9th grade it's upgraded to a new iPad. Teachers no longer need to order XX number of textbooks and homework can be assigned, returned and checked electronically. Kids don't have to carry 5-10 books throughout the day, meaning backpacks, notebooks and a ton of other school supplies are no longer needed.

Seriously people, we're in the 21st century! Let's start thinking like we are.


Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

Okay, I'm trying to get this idea off the ground.

Why don't schools start replacing their textbooks with iPads (and clones)? In first grade, you get your first iPad. Then in 5th and 9th grade it's upgraded to a new iPad. Teachers no longer need to order XX number of textbooks and homework can be assigned, returned and checked electronically. Kids don't have to carry 5-10 books throughout the day, meaning backpacks, notebooks and a ton of other school supplies are no longer needed.

Seriously people, we're in the 21st century! Let's start thinking like we are.

This is slowly starting. My wife is showing me the joys and headaches of pdfs for her college classes.

That said, there's too much money to be made by doing things the old fashioned way so far. I'm sure as doing things the new way becomes more and more profitable for the powers that be, the old fashioned way will be left behind.


Freehold DM wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
taig wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Customer just came in and asked what the return policy is on Textbooks.

me-*hands her a slip with the return policy* "You have 6 days from the start of class to return, unless you drop."

her-"What if the class starts next week?"

me-*facepalm*

You didn't take the opportunity to sell her a "time machine"? :)
Nah I keep that for myself. She did buy her book for next Tuesday tho.

Yeah. I would have done that too.

EDIT: Naked distrust of school bookstore return policies/college textbook scams for TOP!!!

Also, 11, know that I have nothing against you or your profession. I've had to work on a college campus before and I know how hard it can be. I'm just wise to a lot of the scams that certain professors pull with respect to the school bookstore, who is often just as much of a victim as the students are.

Professors are pulling the scam? I'd sure like to know how that works. Chairpersons and publishers, however...
Well, it depends on the book and on the department. Sometimes certain professors are doing their best to make sure books that have information that they helped to discover or simply wrote themselves are sold- I find the former more in science classes and the latter more in english and philosophy classes(especially philosophy...shakes fist in memory at philosophy psuedo professor lining his pockets by selling his book to us through the bookstore that year). Sometimes the professor simply knows an author, or has worked with a publisher, or is being pressured by a chairperson to use a certain book in his curriculum(said chairperson usually knows an author or has worked with a company before). It's not ALL professors, and I'm sorry if I insinuated that. But it's certainly enough of them that whenever I hear such stories I'm more than a little suspicious.

He may have made enough off assigning his own book to buy a pizza at the end of the academic year. MAYBE. If his classes are really big.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning all. What did I miss?

While out at dinner with his wife, Rich accidently doomed the human race when he bumped a waiter, sending burning soup spilling into the lap of a disguised alien. Meanwhile, Amy and Ben finally gave in to their shared passion for peanut flavored icecream covered with skittles. And, across town, James started an international incident by....No, wait! That's my soap opera!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
taig wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Customer just came in and asked what the return policy is on Textbooks.

me-*hands her a slip with the return policy* "You have 6 days from the start of class to return, unless you drop."

her-"What if the class starts next week?"

me-*facepalm*

You didn't take the opportunity to sell her a "time machine"? :)
Nah I keep that for myself. She did buy her book for next Tuesday tho.

Yeah. I would have done that too.

EDIT: Naked distrust of school bookstore return policies/college textbook scams for TOP!!!

Also, 11, know that I have nothing against you or your profession. I've had to work on a college campus before and I know how hard it can be. I'm just wise to a lot of the scams that certain professors pull with respect to the school bookstore, who is often just as much of a victim as the students are.

Professors are pulling the scam? I'd sure like to know how that works. Chairpersons and publishers, however...
Well, it depends on the book and on the department. Sometimes certain professors are doing their best to make sure books that have information that they helped to discover or simply wrote themselves are sold- I find the former more in science classes and the latter more in english and philosophy classes(especially philosophy...shakes fist in memory at philosophy psuedo professor lining his pockets by selling his book to us through the bookstore that year). Sometimes the professor simply knows an author, or has worked with a publisher, or is being pressured by a chairperson to use a certain book in his curriculum(said chairperson usually knows an author or has worked with a company before). It's not ALL professors, and I'm sorry if I insinuated that. But it's certainly enough of them that whenever I hear such stories I'm more than a little suspicious.
He may have made enough off assigning his...

He still works there. I had the pleasure of meeting him at the start of his career(ten plus years ago...*sigh*). WHen I went back to the college to check on an old friend, his stuff was still in the school bookstore; I have no reason to believe he isn't still making his students buy his stuff exclusively.

EDIT- Forgot to mention that the classes he taught(and possibly still teaches) were required by the college. I dont' doubt he isn't making some serious money off of it.

Sovereign Court

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
He may have made enough off assigning his own book to buy a pizza at the end of the academic year. MAYBE. If his classes are really big.

mmmmmmm....pizza.

Scarab Sages

Damnit PMG! This post cloning is going crazy! I just deleted 9 friggin clone posts!


Collects zombie clones for Freehold DM's Clone Emporium- now stocking Aberzombie!


Aberzombie wrote:
Damnit PMG! This post cloning is going crazy! I just deleted 9 friggin clone posts!

No you didn't.

has Aberzombie clones do a little dance similar to the one Steve did on American Dad

Scarab Sages

Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Damnit PMG! This post cloning is going crazy! I just deleted 9 friggin clone posts!

No you didn't.

has Aberzombie clones do a little dance similar to the one Steve did on American Dad

I didn't? I thought for sure I hit "delete" for each one. How come I can't see them anymore?


Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Damnit PMG! This post cloning is going crazy! I just deleted 9 friggin clone posts!

No you didn't.

has Aberzombie clones do a little dance similar to the one Steve did on American Dad

I didn't? I thought for sure I hit "delete" for each one. How come I can't see them anymore?

I simply put them in stock. The few Moorluck clones I have and double handful of CJ clones are great at that kinda stuff. All they need are a few sacks and a white van and bam- I've got more clone stock.

Scarab Sages

Solnes wrote:
Your welcome. :D

Seriously? I know that you know better...

Liberty's Edge

Hand and Face Cramps everybody!

It's a nice day outside today. The sun is shining, but a nice cool breeze blows up main street. Things are pleasant and quiet, though it would be nice to have some customers earlier in the day. I saw the crown royal truck pull up behind the bars earlier, so I'm hoping I can go milk them for their... uh... big purple sacks later. heh.

Scarab Sages

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

Okay, I'm trying to get this idea off the ground.

Why don't schools start replacing their textbooks with iPads (and clones)? In first grade, you get your first iPad. Then in 5th and 9th grade it's upgraded to a new iPad. Teachers no longer need to order XX number of textbooks and homework can be assigned, returned and checked electronically. Kids don't have to carry 5-10 books throughout the day, meaning backpacks, notebooks and a ton of other school supplies are no longer needed.

Seriously people, we're in the 21st century! Let's start thinking like we are.

You might be interested in checking out this book. I'm not sure that I'm ready to go down that route yet...


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

Okay, I'm trying to get this idea off the ground.

Why don't schools start replacing their textbooks with iPads (and clones)? In first grade, you get your first iPad. Then in 5th and 9th grade it's upgraded to a new iPad. Teachers no longer need to order XX number of textbooks and homework can be assigned, returned and checked electronically. Kids don't have to carry 5-10 books throughout the day, meaning backpacks, notebooks and a ton of other school supplies are no longer needed.

Seriously people, we're in the 21st century! Let's start thinking like we are.

You might be interested in checking out this book. I'm not sure that I'm ready to go down that route yet...

I'm always skeptical of such works, but there are some damn good points made by some of the people who read it. Maybe I'll pick up a copy.

Scarab Sages

Freehold DM wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

Okay, I'm trying to get this idea off the ground.

Why don't schools start replacing their textbooks with iPads (and clones)? In first grade, you get your first iPad. Then in 5th and 9th grade it's upgraded to a new iPad. Teachers no longer need to order XX number of textbooks and homework can be assigned, returned and checked electronically. Kids don't have to carry 5-10 books throughout the day, meaning backpacks, notebooks and a ton of other school supplies are no longer needed.

Seriously people, we're in the 21st century! Let's start thinking like we are.

You might be interested in checking out this book. I'm not sure that I'm ready to go down that route yet...
I'm always skeptical of such works, but there are some damn good points made by some of the people who read it. Maybe I'll pick up a copy.

My wife is reading it right now. It's a good book to pick up from the library. It seems like it's pretty good mostly because it isn't all "doom and gloom", but rather more along the lines of "this is happening, and it's good to understand 'how' and 'why' rather than simply turning off the internet".

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

Okay, I'm trying to get this idea off the ground.

Why don't schools start replacing their textbooks with iPads (and clones)? In first grade, you get your first iPad. Then in 5th and 9th grade it's upgraded to a new iPad. Teachers no longer need to order XX number of textbooks and homework can be assigned, returned and checked electronically. Kids don't have to carry 5-10 books throughout the day, meaning backpacks, notebooks and a ton of other school supplies are no longer needed.

Seriously people, we're in the 21st century! Let's start thinking like we are.

You might be interested in checking out this book. I'm not sure that I'm ready to go down that route yet...
I'm always skeptical of such works, but there are some damn good points made by some of the people who read it. Maybe I'll pick up a copy.
My wife is reading it right now. It's a good book to pick up from the library. It seems like it's pretty good mostly because it isn't all "doom and gloom", but rather more along the lines of "this is happening, and it's good to understand 'how' and 'why' rather than simply turning off the internet".

Anyone else see the irony of picking up the book from Amazon and downloading it to a Kindle?


Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

Okay, I'm trying to get this idea off the ground.

Why don't schools start replacing their textbooks with iPads (and clones)? In first grade, you get your first iPad. Then in 5th and 9th grade it's upgraded to a new iPad. Teachers no longer need to order XX number of textbooks and homework can be assigned, returned and checked electronically. Kids don't have to carry 5-10 books throughout the day, meaning backpacks, notebooks and a ton of other school supplies are no longer needed.

Seriously people, we're in the 21st century! Let's start thinking like we are.

You might be interested in checking out this book. I'm not sure that I'm ready to go down that route yet...
I'm always skeptical of such works, but there are some damn good points made by some of the people who read it. Maybe I'll pick up a copy.
My wife is reading it right now. It's a good book to pick up from the library. It seems like it's pretty good mostly because it isn't all "doom and gloom", but rather more along the lines of "this is happening, and it's good to understand 'how' and 'why' rather than simply turning off the internet".
Anyone else see the irony of picking up the book from Amazon and downloading it to a Kindle?

HA!!!!!

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Kruelaid wrote:
Gary? Tell me this is your secret project.

I ain't saying nothing.

Scarab Sages

Brainnnnnn Cramps!!!!!

Scarab Sages

Gary Teter wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Gary? Tell me this is your secret project.
I ain't saying nothing.

Hey PMG, whenever I submit a post these days, the screen defaults to the top of the page. Why?

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Gary? Tell me this is your secret project.
I ain't saying nothing.
Hey PMG, whenever I submit a post these days, the screen defaults to the top of the page. Why?

Don't worry about it PMG, it's just him. He's always looking in the HEADer.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Aberzombie wrote:
Hey PMG, whenever I submit a post these days, the screen defaults to the top of the page. Why?

Unintended consequences that we haven't had a chance to go back and fix.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Gary Teter wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hey PMG, whenever I submit a post these days, the screen defaults to the top of the page. Why?
Unintended consequences that we haven't had a chance to go back and fix.

Isn't the correct response blame Ross?


Studpuffin wrote:

Hand and Face Cramps everybody!

It's a nice day outside today. The sun is shining, but a nice cool breeze blows up main street. Things are pleasant and quiet, though it would be nice to have some customers earlier in the day. I saw the crown royal truck pull up behind the bars earlier, so I'm hoping I can go milk them for their... uh... big purple sacks later. heh.

hehe

Sovereign Court

Gary Teter wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hey PMG, whenever I submit a post these days, the screen defaults to the top of the page. Why?
Unintended consequences that we haven't had a chance to go back and fix.

I hate those.

So many people think that computers are smart. It's not true. Computers are extremely dumb. It's just that they're dumb really quickly.


Trying to not troll the "Snowing in South Sweden Thread" for fun. If I said something like "So much for global warming", how many people do you think would freak out on me?


Garydee wrote:
Trying to not troll the "Snowing in South Sweden Thread" for fun. If I said something like "So much for global warming", how many people do you think would freak out on me?

Four million, two hundred and thirty-six thousand, five hundred and seventy-four.


Garydee wrote:
Trying to not troll the "Snowing in South Sweden Thread" for fun. If I said something like "So much for global warming", how many people do you think would freak out on me?

I thought global warming allowed for freak incidences of weather on both sides of the scale.


The Tenth Dr. wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Trying to not troll the "Snowing in South Sweden Thread" for fun. If I said something like "So much for global warming", how many people do you think would freak out on me?
Four million, two hundred and thirty-six thousand, five hundred and seventy-four.

Give or take two million.


Freehold DM wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Trying to not troll the "Snowing in South Sweden Thread" for fun. If I said something like "So much for global warming", how many people do you think would freak out on me?
I thought global warming allowed for freak incidences of weather on both sides of the scale.

Seventy-five.


Freehold DM wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Trying to not troll the "Snowing in South Sweden Thread" for fun. If I said something like "So much for global warming", how many people do you think would freak out on me?
I thought global warming allowed for freak incidences of weather on both sides of the scale.

Yeah I know but it would get so many self-righteous snobs to lose their minds and flame me. It'd be kind of funny.


Garydee wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Trying to not troll the "Snowing in South Sweden Thread" for fun. If I said something like "So much for global warming", how many people do you think would freak out on me?
I thought global warming allowed for freak incidences of weather on both sides of the scale.
Yeah I know but it would get so many self-righteous snobs to lose their minds and flame me. It'd be kind of funny.

FLA-

Oh, you said self-righteous snob, not righteous snob. Carry on.

Silver Crusade

Garydee wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Trying to not troll the "Snowing in South Sweden Thread" for fun. If I said something like "So much for global warming", how many people do you think would freak out on me?
I thought global warming allowed for freak incidences of weather on both sides of the scale.
Yeah I know but it would get so many self-righteous snobs to lose their minds and flame me. It'd be kind of funny.

No flaming!

Unless you want to flame a psionics thread, in which case, go ahead.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Trying to not troll the "Snowing in South Sweden Thread" for fun. If I said something like "So much for global warming", how many people do you think would freak out on me?
I thought global warming allowed for freak incidences of weather on both sides of the scale.
Yeah I know but it would get so many self-righteous snobs to lose their minds and flame me. It'd be kind of funny.

No flaming!

Unless you want to flame a psionics thread, in which case, go ahead.

Yeah, you're right. I need to behave myself.


Garydee wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Trying to not troll the "Snowing in South Sweden Thread" for fun. If I said something like "So much for global warming", how many people do you think would freak out on me?
I thought global warming allowed for freak incidences of weather on both sides of the scale.
Yeah I know but it would get so many self-righteous snobs to lose their minds and flame me. It'd be kind of funny.

I realize that, as a fellow Gary, things get boring on occasion. The women throw themselves at us, the men fall over each other in an attempt to befriend us or make laughable attempts to one-up us...truly, the world is tilted in our favor. Therefore, I must beg you, no matter how truly bored you may have become, don't go down the troll's path. It wouldn't even be truly trolling due to our unhealthy amounts of internal awesome- you might cause a number of books to be discredited as they would then be out of sync with the greater body of work of Things Someone Named Gary Said. We know, thanks to the work of other people named Gary, that global warming has an effect on the enviornment. Let's leave it at that and not throw things off.


Freehold DM wrote:
We know, thanks to the work of other people named Gary, that global warming has an effect on the enviornment. Let's leave it at that and not throw things off.

I read this as saying global warming is the fault of people named Gary. hehe

Gary's fault for ToP! lol

*does nekkid global warming dance*

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