|Disgruntled FAWTL Correspondent|
This just in, Infernal Healer believes he is smarter than everyone else. I am on the scene here in "Everyone but me is an idiot- Keep it civil" and it appears that delusions of grandeur have opened yet another cesspit in OTD. From where I am standing I can barely see over the edge of the pit, but I think something might be moving in there. Wait a minute! Someone's crawling out of the pit. Someone or something. I can see peering out of that black hole two luminous disks. Are they eyes? It might be a face. It might be --
A humped shape is rising out of the pit. I can make out a small beam of light against a mirror. What's there? It's a jet of flame springing from the mirror and it leaps right at the advancing men. It strikes them head on! Good Lord, they're turning into flame! Now the whole field's caught on fire -- the woods, the barns, the -- the gas tanks of the automobiles -- it's spreading everywhere. It's coming this way now, about twenty yards to my right --
Its a flame war....a FLAME WAR!
[Crash of microphone followed by dead silence)