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This just in, Infernal Healer believes he is smarter than everyone else. I am on the scene here in "Everyone but me is an idiot- Keep it civil" and it appears that delusions of grandeur have opened yet another cesspit in OTD. From where I am standing I can barely see over the edge of the pit, but I think something might be moving in there. Wait a minute! Someone's crawling out of the pit. Someone or something. I can see peering out of that black hole two luminous disks. Are they eyes? It might be a face. It might be --

A humped shape is rising out of the pit. I can make out a small beam of light against a mirror. What's there? It's a jet of flame springing from the mirror and it leaps right at the advancing men. It strikes them head on! Good Lord, they're turning into flame! Now the whole field's caught on fire -- the woods, the barns, the -- the gas tanks of the automobiles -- it's spreading everywhere. It's coming this way now, about twenty yards to my right --

Its a flame war....a FLAME WAR!

[Crash of microphone followed by dead silence)

There is chaos in FAWTLhouse Five today! Clones are everywhere.

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It sounds like someone is taking shots at the clones. Yes, yes, Clone Hunter has entered the scene.

But wait! It looks like Clone Hunter has been cloned!

Here comes Freehold DM's Clone Emporium. He seems to be rounding up the clones and chastising Clone Hunter for trying to kill himself. And now he is off on his sled, a host of clones pulling him along.

I tell you, this has been one amazing scene.

Back to you Tom, you arrogant bastard.

This just in! Zombie testicles are the latest bugbear delicacy. Zombies everywhere have begun wearing iron underpants.

And that's your friggin' news for the day. Like it or leave it.

PewPew McStabby wrote:

Roger Moore wrote:

Hold on, I need my stuntman.

You are so broken. The math says so!

I must break you.

Carnage! Everywhere!

Here we are again. It appears the blitz might be slowing down. I am not sure....there isn't as much chaos as before....oh my God! Here it comes again. It is like fire! Fire! My eyes!

Here we are at the site of the October 2010 Memorial Blitz for Sara Maria and PMG. It is madness I tell you! Madness! Oh the humanity!

Back to you Bob!

Here we are at the site of the October 2010 Memorial Blitz for Sara Maria and PMG. It is madness I tell you! Madness! Oh the humanity!

Back to you Bob!