FAWTLhouse Five

[Jacques-Yves Cousteau]

::Swims through thread::

[Ebony Jaguar]

SSSSSSS .....

[Urizen's Ex-Girlfriend]

Jacobs' Old Girlfriend wrote:

I wish James had married me. Bastard.

You're preachin' to the choir!

[Woodraven]

my neck is creaking. must stay awake

[Davi The Eccentric]

I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
and to give your assault rifle a banana clip
Flow in the dark when I stroll in the park
giving everybody informative pamphlets
No sign of life for as far as I can see
Everybody's just charred meat up in the car seat
"Eat s!#@ and die" to the secret spy
Cuz I have this funny feeling that I'm being watched
24-hour surveillance
Money or power or ailments
Why'd they send the medical that he shimmered me the hammer
it was way too much you coulda went and had 200?

[Random Alias]

I don't care if you hurt me some more.

I don't care if you even the score.

[Pierce Brosnan]

Steele, Remington Steele.

[Ranger Smith]

YOGI!!!

[Jyu1ch1]

Hm?

[2d6]

d6 wrote:

1d6

2d6 ⇒ (5, 6) = 11

Oh yeah?

[2d6]

d6 wrote:

1d6

2d6 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2

Oh yeah?

[2d6]

d6 wrote:

1d6

2d6 ⇒ (5, 3) = 8

Oh yeah?

[2d6]

d6 wrote:

1d6

2d6 ⇒ (5, 3) = 8

Oh yeah?

[Sleestak #2]

Ebony Jaguar wrote:

SSSSSSS .....

Sssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[2d6]

d6 wrote:

1d6

2d6 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5

Oh yeah?

[Davi The Eccentric]

I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
Psycho better cause trouble runnin for your soft spot
Late market closed, and the irk on her nose
Turned into a deadly gas flowin through the air ducts
She's had no love for the thought that she was
She doesn't love me cuz I don't have the right hair cut
I'm miss-understood, I just face it, I'm no good!
But I will not apologize for anything that I say
My name is Mr. Busdriver
This is the producer, Paris
We did not embarrass to admit that we were purchasing a bit
of our own Imaginary Place!!

[Woodraven]

mmmmmmmm thinking

[Rock Biter]

SIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

[Jyu1ch1]

Hm?

[Mr. Ed]

NEKKID HORSE DANCE FOR TOTP!

[Kaidan Booster]

At least the wedding wasn't held hostage.

[The Masked Rogue]

Kids...if you want to piss off your parents
show interest in the arts..

[taig]

That's an interesting side effect of the multi-submit...

[Roger Moore]

Hold on, I need my stuntman.

[Messageboard Troll!]

2d6 wrote:

d6 wrote:

1d6

2d6

Oh yeah?

Bwahahaha fail!

[Edward De Vere]

This happy occasion reminds me of a sonnet I once wrote:

Let me not to the marriage of true minds

Admit impediments. Love is not love

Which alters when it alteration finds,

Or bends with the remover to remove:

O no! it is an ever-fixed mark

That looks on tempests and is never shaken;

It is the star to every wandering bark,

Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.

Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks

Within his bending sickle's compass come:

Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,

But bears it out even to the edge of doom.

If this be error and upon me proved,

I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

[I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD!]

*gets stuck in doorway*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Owwies!

[Woodraven]

3d6 ⇒ (1, 6, 6) = 13

[PewPew McStabby]

Kaidan Booster wrote:

At least the wedding wasn't held hostage.

Crap! I knew I forget to do something.

[Sean Connery]

Of coursh, ma dear.

[Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy]

Oh, that was just Gobble Leaver. I wish KC were here.

[taig]

Woodraven wrote:

my neck is creaking. must stay awake

Splash your face with liquid nitrogen!

[Sherlock Holmes]

Elementary, my dear Watson.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Yes you are trying to sell me a vacuum cleaner and I told you, I have no f&~!ing money! How dare you call me retarded, you little halforc girl!!!!

[Jyu1ch1]

Mmm dad supports me in my artwork. =D

[Fartin' Martin]

*rumbles*

[The Masked Rogue]

Kids...if you REALLY want to piss off your parents
buy real estate in an Imaginary Place...oh yes..

*Wait, we can say piss?*

[Skipper]

Lil' Buddy!

[PewPew McStabby]

Roger Moore wrote:

Hold on, I need my stuntman.

You are so broken. The math says so!

[Woodraven]

4d6 ⇒ (6, 4, 3, 2) = 15

[William Shakespear]

Edward De Vere wrote:

This happy occasion reminds me of a sonnet I once wrote:

Let me not to the marriage of true minds

Admit impediments. Love is not love

Which alters when it alteration finds,

Or bends with the remover to remove:

O no! it is an ever-fixed mark

That looks on tempests and is never shaken;

It is the star to every wandering bark,

Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.

Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks

Within his bending sickle's compass come:

Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,

But bears it out even to the edge of doom.

If this be error and upon me proved,

I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

::Issues Cease and Desist::

[Drooly Toddler]

*toddles through blitz chasing a red balloon*

[The Masked Rogue]

OK, OK, alright!
Yea...now...move!

[Woodraven]

Woodraven wrote:

4d6

drop the 2 and we get 13

[Mister Moorluck]

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[Jarl Darkwolf]

PewPew McStabby wrote:

Roger Moore wrote:

Hold on, I need my stuntman.

You are so broken. The math says so!

I must break you.

[Mister Moorluck]

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[Mister Moorluck]

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[Gilli Gan]

Skipper!

[Mister Moorluck]

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