Urizen's Ex-Girlfriend's page

Urizen's Proxy wrote:

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

Mothman wrote:

Hello FAWTLies!

Hope that everyone is having a good new year so far.

Yup.

On a different front, I just found this in passing. Can you really ask for more in a woman?
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I can think of just one thing. :P

I can think of three!

Me too! Trivia FTW!

I'm apparently not "Ahania" enough for him. F@#&*r!

I wish James had married me. Bastard.

You're preachin' to the choir!

Treppa. Hot package being delivered to you.

EDIT: N/M - you got it. =)

*whipcrack*

Get on it! That resume won't fix itself!

Hello. It appears that we meet again. You never did get tired of me. Your lips always supple and upon my 'stache. Did I ever tell you that you should've been sucking on tic-tacs? Like two box fulls? Yeah, babe. You really needed it. But nevermind that now, I am here for you. I got me some of Cali's finest. Want to split a spiff?

Will you hold my hair back?

*BARFS*

Do you still have those tic-tacs?

Tell me if this is too far please!

I remember that your hands were so big!

Dude, my hands are so BIG!

Whoa.

Urizen's Ex-Girlfriend wrote:

Urizen wrote:

"I saw your photos and you look happy!" Of course I do. DUH! Because I'm not WITH YOU!

Hehehe.

Didn't realize I posted on Paizo did you? What, i'm not good enough for you now?

*Gives Urizen crazy-eyes*

Was it my breath? PLEASE, take me back!

Honey, the truth is, they miss the crazy. Oh yeah, they miss it.

Mmmmmm Hmmmmmm

"I saw your photos and you look happy!" Of course I do. DUH! Because I'm not WITH YOU!

Hehehe.

Didn't realize I posted on Paizo did you? What, i'm not good enough for you now?

*Gives Urizen crazy-eyes*

Was it my breath? PLEASE, take me back!