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Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

slaughters FHDM clones even whilst collecting Jyu1ch1 clones

There can be only one. Or in this case, many. Can you dance, Jyu1ch1?
Oops thats weird. Maybe cause it took 5 min to load for me. No one wants to see a husky white girl dance.
Not necessarily so....Still, if you can't cut a rug, then chances are your clones won't be able to either. Can you hold a musical instrument and look bewildered while doing so?
Yes. I have the bewildered look down.

Excellent! I'll hand out the guitars to your clones later.


Freehold DM wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

slaughters FHDM clones even whilst collecting Jyu1ch1 clones

There can be only one. Or in this case, many. Can you dance, Jyu1ch1?
Oops thats weird. Maybe cause it took 5 min to load for me. No one wants to see a husky white girl dance.
Not necessarily so....Still, if you can't cut a rug, then chances are your clones won't be able to either. Can you hold a musical instrument and look bewildered while doing so?
Yes. I have the bewildered look down. Excellent! I'll hand out the guitars to your clones later.

scwheet.


Aberzombie wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Grrr!!!!!!!!!! I have been trying to get the damedable water company on the line for over an hour. I just wanna pay my bill. Apparently they are having trouble with their phones and I keep getting this stupid f~!%ing recording. Really starting to piss me off.
Those f@~!ers are always evil.

Not as bad as the electric company

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Stupid lists of treasure! They always take so long to do online. Of course, it also helps if I post the file containing the list of treasure online in a format everyone can open... <sigh>

Oh, and hand cramps everybody!

Have you seen the generators I've made for treasure?

It's not generation that's the problem, but who is going to choose what out of the pool of loot we've acquired. The human element is the part that takes the longest. :P


Justin Franklin wrote:
For all the parents out there. How much trouble am I in that when they pit Jude under the lights on his stomach he straightened his legs and held his butt in the air for 30+ seconds?

Not as much as when my youngest Dashiell did a push up. The nurse gasped in shock.


Solnes wrote:
Anyways. I hope everyone else is doing well today. Anyone have big plans?

Lazy day thinking of going to the park and just hanging out. Yourself?


Sharoth wrote:
WooT!!! ~does the Dragon Strip Tease~

my eyes! my eyes!


What to have for lunch? FOOD FOOD glorious food. I a thinking Tuna.

Watching bad history channel stuff on TV right now. "The aliens have been here all along!!!! It's in the Bible!!"
Schlock..... Why do I watch this crap???

Oh yeah nothing good on..... Maybe it is time to get caught up with this season of stargate universe.


The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Grrr!!!!!!!!!! I have been trying to get the damedable water company on the line for over an hour. I just wanna pay my bill. Apparently they are having trouble with their phones and I keep getting this stupid f~!%ing recording. Really starting to piss me off.
Those f@~!ers are always evil.
Not as bad as the electric company

Dude, The Electric Company was awesome. Morgan Freeman!

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Grrr!!!!!!!!!! I have been trying to get the damedable water company on the line for over an hour. I just wanna pay my bill. Apparently they are having trouble with their phones and I keep getting this stupid f~!%ing recording. Really starting to piss me off.
Those f@~!ers are always evil.
Not as bad as the electric company
Dude, The Electric Company was awesome. Morgan Freeman!

Yeah! Easy Reader.


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Grrr!!!!!!!!!! I have been trying to get the damedable water company on the line for over an hour. I just wanna pay my bill. Apparently they are having trouble with their phones and I keep getting this stupid f~!%ing recording. Really starting to piss me off.
Those f@~!ers are always evil.
Not as bad as the electric company
Dude, The Electric Company was awesome. Morgan Freeman!
Yeah! Easy Reader.

I am speaking Westar Energy, the most evil excuse for a godwin if there ever was.

Liberty's Edge

Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Stupid lists of treasure! They always take so long to do online. Of course, it also helps if I post the file containing the list of treasure online in a format everyone can open... <sigh>

Oh, and hand cramps everybody!

Have you seen the generators I've made for treasure?
It's not generation that's the problem, but who is going to choose what out of the pool of loot we've acquired. The human element is the part that takes the longest. :P

You could always set it up so that to get an item, they'd have to "buy out" their fellow adventurers. For instance, if a party of four looted their foe and found 500 gp and a Potion of Invisibility, each share would be 125 gp and 75 gp of the potion. For one person to claim the potion, they'd have to pay off each of the other players for 75 gp (meaning they'd have to have at least 100 gp in their wealth before looting).

Of course, a big part of this when we used it was that there as a community "pool" of items until we got a chance to sell them.


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mmm almost extract.....tastes like yellow.

Did you say Yello?


The Jade wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mmm almost extract.....tastes like yellow.
Did you say Yello?

Bueller?

Bueller?
Bueller?


GP

Scarab Sages

PG


13


stuffy head post :(

but also New England Clam Chowder and Fritos for lunch post :)

The Exchange

Had a job interview with Garden Ridge for a Facilities Tech position this morning.

Pros:
Flexible hours that can be moved about to fit my needs, which means I could work it as a 'second job' if something better comes up.
Potential to move into a 'traveling' position which would pay much more.

Cons:
Part time.
Starting pay is a bit less than I was hoping, which means considerably less than I really should be making.

I'll definitely take it if they call, I was just hoping for a bit more.

The Exchange

Emperor7 wrote:
but also New England Clam Chowder and Fritos for lunch post :)

I just had a late breakfast at The Egg & I. Been meaning to check it out for quite awhile. Great food, but slightly more bit pricey than Denny's/IHOP.

Scarab Sages

Mmmmmm.....fritos


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
but also New England Clam Chowder and Fritos for lunch post :)

I just had a late breakfast at The Egg & I. Been meaning to check it out for quite awhile. Great food, but slightly more bit pricey than Denny's/IHOP.

Is that a mom and pop place? I've never heard of it.


Aberzombie wrote:
Mmmmmm.....fritos

Fritos are a happy food. NOM NOM NOM


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
but also New England Clam Chowder and Fritos for lunch post :)

I just had a late breakfast at The Egg & I. Been meaning to check it out for quite awhile. Great food, but slightly more bit pricey than Denny's/IHOP.

Is that a mom and pop place? I've never heard of it.

As long as it's not a fertility clinic run by extraterrestrials he should be safe. ;P

The Exchange

Emperor7 wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
but also New England Clam Chowder and Fritos for lunch post :)

I just had a late breakfast at The Egg & I. Been meaning to check it out for quite awhile. Great food, but slightly more bit pricey than Denny's/IHOP.

Is that a mom and pop place? I've never heard of it.
As long as it's not a fertility clinic run by extraterrestrials he should be safe. ;P

It's a chain, but mostly limited to Texas and Colorado.


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
but also New England Clam Chowder and Fritos for lunch post :)

I just had a late breakfast at The Egg & I. Been meaning to check it out for quite awhile. Great food, but slightly more bit pricey than Denny's/IHOP.

Is that a mom and pop place? I've never heard of it.
As long as it's not a fertility clinic run by extraterrestrials he should be safe. ;P

It's a chain, but mostly limited to Texas and Colorado.

Wow, My Texas Fu is not strong anymore. =(


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
but also New England Clam Chowder and Fritos for lunch post :)

I just had a late breakfast at The Egg & I. Been meaning to check it out for quite awhile. Great food, but slightly more bit pricey than Denny's/IHOP.

Is that a mom and pop place? I've never heard of it.
As long as it's not a fertility clinic run by extraterrestrials he should be safe. ;P

It's a chain, but mostly limited to Texas and Colorado.

Just watch out for a case of indi-gestation! :)

Liberty's Edge

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mmm almost extract.....tastes like yellow.
Did you say Yello?

Bueller?

Bueller?
Bueller?

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.


Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mmm almost extract.....tastes like yellow.
Did you say Yello?

Bueller?

Bueller?
Bueller?
Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

+1 =D


karen is on her way here. She just got into Arizona and is on her way to the Grand Canyon.

Dark Archive

So it happened again another person dies at Cape Spear. Been to the cape many times and it being a big tourist attraction people never pay attention to the signs. At the cape there's a small fence with a sign saying don't go down on the rocks there are heavy winds and waves, it looks safe enough but because it is a small jut of land pointing out into the north Atlantic the winds are really heavy and a guy ignored the sign climbed out onto the rocks and the wind swept him over the edge into the ocean where he got pummeled against the rocks again and again before rescue reached him and he died. It happens every year.

Liberty's Edge

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Stupid lists of treasure! They always take so long to do online. Of course, it also helps if I post the file containing the list of treasure online in a format everyone can open... <sigh>

Oh, and hand cramps everybody!

Have you seen the generators I've made for treasure?
It's not generation that's the problem, but who is going to choose what out of the pool of loot we've acquired. The human element is the part that takes the longest. :P

You could always set it up so that to get an item, they'd have to "buy out" their fellow adventurers. For instance, if a party of four looted their foe and found 500 gp and a Potion of Invisibility, each share would be 125 gp and 75 gp of the potion. For one person to claim the potion, they'd have to pay off each of the other players for 75 gp (meaning they'd have to have at least 100 gp in their wealth before looting).

Of course, a big part of this when we used it was that there as a community "pool" of items until we got a chance to sell them.

We use a similar system, we subtract the full price of items claimed from a treasure against the gold acquired in game and from sales of other items. You can collect "useful" items above and beyond your share of gold (we had a sorcerer once gain 12,000 gold in items while everyone else only got about 6,500 gold total). The share of gold that would've gone to the other character is divided amongst the remaining ones.

We also use the rule of 3/4 for buying and selling items from one another, that way somebody gains a discount over buying it at market and the seller makes a little more gold. So far, it's worked out really well. It ensures we keep the gold in our party's economy until we acquire new items to replace the old ones or we find some neat items in a treasure somewhere.

The Exchange

Sharoth wrote:
karen is on her way here. She just got into Arizona and is on her way to the Grand Canyon.

Really? So your 'here' is close to the canyon. Where? I grew up in Winslow.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So it happened again another person dies at Cape Spear. Been to the cape many times and it being a big tourist attraction people never pay attention to the signs. At the cape there's a small fence with a sign saying don't go down on the rocks there are heavy winds and waves, it looks safe enough but because it is a small jut of land pointing out into the north Atlantic the winds are really heavy and a guy ignored the sign climbed out onto the rocks and the wind swept him over the edge into the ocean where he got pummeled against the rocks again and again before rescue reached him and he died. It happens every year.

Again?! :(

That place needs a sign with an active death count. They put those up by really dangerous roads... "187 accidents since February 2010"

Dark Archive

The Jade wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So it happened again another person dies at Cape Spear. Been to the cape many times and it being a big tourist attraction people never pay attention to the signs. At the cape there's a small fence with a sign saying don't go down on the rocks there are heavy winds and waves, it looks safe enough but because it is a small jut of land pointing out into the north Atlantic the winds are really heavy and a guy ignored the sign climbed out onto the rocks and the wind swept him over the edge into the ocean where he got pummeled against the rocks again and again before rescue reached him and he died. It happens every year.

Again?! :(

That place needs a sign with an active death count. They put those up by really dangerous roads... "187 accidents since February 2010"

We usually get 1 or 2 a year. We tell them all the time that the winds are high and a wave could wash them off at anytime. We have a fence and a big sign for a reason but it's never enough, undoubtedly 1 or 2 deaths at the cape a year. It's the most easterly point in North America but people want to go further east past the fence onto the rocks and well.......


The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Anyways. I hope everyone else is doing well today. Anyone have big plans?
Lazy day thinking of going to the park and just hanging out. Yourself?

Hanging out. I took an hour long nap. Lazed in bed. :D


The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

What to have for lunch? FOOD FOOD glorious food. I a thinking Tuna.

Watching bad history channel stuff on TV right now. "The aliens have been here all along!!!! It's in the Bible!!"
Schlock..... Why do I watch this crap???

Oh yeah nothing good on..... Maybe it is time to get caught up with this season of stargate universe.

Lunch? I didn't even think of lunch...now I am hungry. Thanks. :P

The Exchange

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

What to have for lunch? FOOD FOOD glorious food. I a thinking Tuna.

Watching bad history channel stuff on TV right now. "The aliens have been here all along!!!! It's in the Bible!!"
Schlock..... Why do I watch this crap???

Yes, why do you? I stopped watching History channel's bible shows years ago. They tend to make my head explode.

Liberty's Edge

Wolfthulhu wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

What to have for lunch? FOOD FOOD glorious food. I a thinking Tuna.

Watching bad history channel stuff on TV right now. "The aliens have been here all along!!!! It's in the Bible!!"
Schlock..... Why do I watch this crap???

Yes, why do you? I stopped watching History channel's bible shows years ago. They tend to make my head explode.

History is useless now. There isn't any real history on it. I can watch Ice Road Truckers, America's Top Shot, and all sorts of other crap that has nothing to do with history. The little history they show is edited to make it look like the Lord of the Rings movies combined with 300. I don't know how many times I can watch Alexander the Great, Hannibal, and Julius Caesar fight with two gladii and cause comic book blood spatters.

*pulls feathers out*


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Hey, Facebook came back! :P
Just checked! YessssssSsssSsssss.... need to catch up on my pending notifications and get to sleeeeeeeepppy...

Awww, but you just got here...

... and for some reason looked up dirty cricket. WHY!?

Were waffles not enough? I hope it doesn't become a new FaWTL trope.

I'm working on something more heinous. It's going to be a crampage!


Studpuffin wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

What to have for lunch? FOOD FOOD glorious food. I a thinking Tuna.

Watching bad history channel stuff on TV right now. "The aliens have been here all along!!!! It's in the Bible!!"
Schlock..... Why do I watch this crap???

Yes, why do you? I stopped watching History channel's bible shows years ago. They tend to make my head explode.

History is useless now. There isn't any real history on it. I can watch Ice Road Truckers, America's Top Shot, and all sorts of other crap that has nothing to do with history. The little history they show is edited to make it look like the Lord of the Rings movies combined with 300. I don't know how many times I can watch Alexander the Great, Hannibal, and Julius Caesar fight with two gladii and cause comic book blood spatters.

*pulls feathers out*

Not into Ice Road Truckers or anything like that, but I enjoy the hell out of my overly dramatic reenactments.

I'd LOVE to see Casear fight with two gladii against his conspirators..that would have been epic.


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
karen is on her way here. She just got into Arizona and is on her way to the Grand Canyon.
Really? So your 'here' is close to the canyon. Where? I grew up in Winslow.

So is coming to Savannah, GA.


The Jade wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Partly lack of feedback, partly because I have a bad habit (and yes I realize I have it) of rereading my posts later and wondering what the hell I was thinking when I wrote that.
I say the same thing when I read your posts. ;P
Read his posts backwards and a fifty cents appears somewhere in your house... loose change. Try it. It's like Bloody Mary and Candy Man only without all the toilet flushing, mirrors, and gore.

Great, you make tooth fairy mad and neglected.


The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Partly lack of feedback, partly because I have a bad habit (and yes I realize I have it) of rereading my posts later and wondering what the hell I was thinking when I wrote that.
I say the same thing when I read your posts. ;P
Ditto, on yours. :P

You know I dazzle you.

The Exchange

Sharoth wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
karen is on her way here. She just got into Arizona and is on her way to the Grand Canyon.
Really? So your 'here' is close to the canyon. Where? I grew up in Winslow.
So is coming to Savannah, GA.

Ah. I misunderstood your post. Thought I'd found a homey. :-(


The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

Should I start a list??

Honestly when your mind wanders so far in the gutter as that there is but few excuses save for the fact that you hang out with us here. I mean between Urizen, LPM, myself (although I tend to be mostly passive here abouts, not sure why) You are in fact doomed from the get go. Might as well wallow in the muck while you are here. It is easier that way.

Drows get the top billing on the Perversities list. Of course.

Liberty's Edge

Freehold DM wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

What to have for lunch? FOOD FOOD glorious food. I a thinking Tuna.

Watching bad history channel stuff on TV right now. "The aliens have been here all along!!!! It's in the Bible!!"
Schlock..... Why do I watch this crap???

Yes, why do you? I stopped watching History channel's bible shows years ago. They tend to make my head explode.

History is useless now. There isn't any real history on it. I can watch Ice Road Truckers, America's Top Shot, and all sorts of other crap that has nothing to do with history. The little history they show is edited to make it look like the Lord of the Rings movies combined with 300. I don't know how many times I can watch Alexander the Great, Hannibal, and Julius Caesar fight with two gladii and cause comic book blood spatters.

*pulls feathers out*

Not into Ice Road Truckers or anything like that, but I enjoy the hell out of my overly dramatic reenactments.

I'd LOVE to see Casear fight with two gladii against his conspirators..that would have been epic.

I'm a history major, and it makes my face hurt from my palm constantly impacting it.


The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
What can I say I was channeling the dead souls of Egyptian temple prostitutes, or maybe Urizen. Hard to tell.

There's something about the month of October that makes me reduced to a sexual punch line. Here, Facebook, the list continues...

Liberty's Edge

Studpuffin wrote:
I'm a history major, and it makes my face hurt from my palm constantly impacting it.

I get the same way when watching movies like Downey's Sherlock Holmes and Crowe's Robin Hood.

I don't deny they are good movies, but they have absolutely nothing to do with the source material besides character's names.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
What can I say I was channeling the dead souls of Egyptian temple prostitutes, or maybe Urizen. Hard to tell.
There's something about the month of October that makes me reduced to a sexual punch line. Here, Facebook, the list continues...

It's better than just a sexual punch, right?

I mean, we could start calling you Donkey.

Edit: Nekkid Donkey Punching for TotP!

Umm... wait...

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