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RPG Superstar 2012

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
taig wrote:
Y'know when I first read your post, I wondered what Britain needed with a huge center.
I take it that I should have said the University of Kentucky. :)

I realized who was posting. ;)


TotP with goodbye!

Now I'm gone.

The Exchange

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
taig wrote:
Y'know when I first read your post, I wondered what Britain needed with a huge center.
I take it that I should have said the University of Kentucky. :)

Kentucky, Britain. Both have bad teeth. ;)

RPG Superstar 2012

Moorluck wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
taig wrote:
Y'know when I first read your post, I wondered what Britain needed with a huge center.
I take it that I should have said the University of Kentucky. :)
Kentucky, Britain. Both have bad teeth. ;)

At least you didn't say both were gay.

The Exchange

taig wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
taig wrote:
Y'know when I first read your post, I wondered what Britain needed with a huge center.
I take it that I should have said the University of Kentucky. :)
Kentucky, Britain. Both have bad teeth. ;)
At least you didn't say both were gay.

Gay isn't an insult, bad teeth is. :P

The Exchange

It has been determined that Ginni, our scantily clad dwarf priestess of Desna will be taking the crown in our KM game.
The others in the group will serve different functions, Arolys the elf ranger will be the Magister, Rowyn the half elf bard and Arolys' future aunt will act as Grand Diplomat, and Mikli the slave girl will... well she'll do whatever her mistress Arolys ask of her.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
taig wrote:
Y'know when I first read your post, I wondered what Britain needed with a huge center.
I take it that I should have said the University of Kentucky. :)
Kentucky, Britain. Both have bad teeth. ;)
At least you didn't say both were gay.
Gay isn't an insult, bad teeth is. :P

I don't know, some UK fans might be more insulted by the other. :)

Thing, I'm not including you on this[/disclaimer]

RPG Superstar 2012

Moorluck wrote:

It has been determined that Ginni, our scantily clad dwarf priestess of Desna will be taking the crown in our KM game.

The others in the group will serve different functions, Arolys the elf ranger will be the Magister, Rowyn the half elf bard and Arolys' future aunt will act as Grand Diplomat, and Mikli the slave girl will... well she'll do whatever her mistress Arolys ask of her.

Sounds kinda like Italy.

RPG Superstar 2012

Time to get a shower and then get the car inspected.

Back later.

The Exchange

taig wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

It has been determined that Ginni, our scantily clad dwarf priestess of Desna will be taking the crown in our KM game.

The others in the group will serve different functions, Arolys the elf ranger will be the Magister, Rowyn the half elf bard and Arolys' future aunt will act as Grand Diplomat, and Mikli the slave girl will... well she'll do whatever her mistress Arolys ask of her.
Sounds kinda like Italy.

Hey! None of that Borgio stuff going on here... there not related by blood.... well Rowyn is Arolys' cousin but from her aunts side.... ok it does sound kinda Borgio-esque, but it's not. Really. I swear.

Silver Crusade

lynora wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I made quesadillas and they were delicious.
Mmmmm....quesadillas are delicious. Now I'm hungry. :)

I'm proud of myself. I had never made them before, and I usually cook off of recipes because I learned cooking from my mother, who can't cook worth a damn. But I had nothing to go on, I just bought some tortillas, broiled some chicken breasts, threw in a bunch of cheese, some peppers, and some salsa, and somehow they were delicious.

Silver Crusade

Morning, all. What did I miss?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?

You missed me. And I you.

You stood on that train platform in Marseille for ten minute past the time I left, absently gazing into the sky as if upon clouds projected glimpses of our treasured moments together on the hillside. At the cafés. In our room. Gone with a jolting screech of steel wheels and a shrill whistling dénouement. The wafting comfort of fresh baked bread mercifully replacing the lingering and mysterious sweetness of my neck as we hugged our last.

I will never forget you, Celestial Healer. Never forget me. The train rocks me to sleep like some industrial lullaby. A jarring ending to a lyrical bedtime story. My heart feels like it lost its wallet.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

The Jade wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?

You missed me. And I you.

You stood on that train platform in Marseille for ten minute past the time I left, absently gazing into the sky as if upon clouds projected glimpses of our treasured moments together on the hillside. At the cafés. In our room. Gone with a jolting screech of steel wheels and a shrill whistling dénouement. The wafting comfort of fresh baked bread mercifully replacing the lingering and mysterious sweetness of my neck as we hugged our last.

I will never forget you, Celestial Healer. Never forget me. The train rocks me to sleep like some industrial lullaby. A jarring ending to a lyrical bedtime story. My heart feels like it lost its wallet.

Did your heart check Lost and Found?


taig wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?

You missed me. And I you.

You stood on that train platform in Marseille for ten minute past the time I left, absently gazing into the sky as if upon clouds projected glimpses of our treasured moments together on the hillside. At the cafés. In our room. Gone with a jolting screech of steel wheels and a shrill whistling dénouement. The wafting comfort of fresh baked bread mercifully replacing the lingering and mysterious sweetness of my neck as we hugged our last.

I will never forget you, Celestial Healer. Never forget me. The train rocks me to sleep like some industrial lullaby. A jarring ending to a lyrical bedtime story. My heart feels like it lost its wallet.

Did your heart check Lost and Found?

Panicked as lightning's report, I reach into my pants pockets, then spider crawl up across my chest. As if the air and emotion sucked from the room through the same miserable hole in my blind spot, I collapse into my seat, the puppet's strings severed.

"Ah... I should have known."

Fingers crown brows as if to block a low sun.

"It seems I lost my heart as well."

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

The Jade is a lich!


Moorluck wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
taig wrote:
Y'know when I first read your post, I wondered what Britain needed with a huge center.
I take it that I should have said the University of Kentucky. :)
Kentucky, Britain. Both have bad teeth. ;)

What is the deal with bad teeth in the UK? Don't they have dental as part of their government health care program?


taig wrote:
The Jade is a lich!

You say this after my rather continental recounting?

Well... a demitasse lich maybe.

(Raises espresso to his long dead lips)

The Exchange

Bitter Thorn wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
taig wrote:
Y'know when I first read your post, I wondered what Britain needed with a huge center.
I take it that I should have said the University of Kentucky. :)
Kentucky, Britain. Both have bad teeth. ;)
What is the deal with bad teeth in the UK? Don't they have dental as part of their government health care program?

What and change centuries of precedent??


Boards on the fritz for anyone else today? This is the second time I've been able to get on today.

Dark Archive

Davi The Eccentric wrote:
Boards on the fritz for anyone else today? This is the second time I've been able to get on today.

Yeah they've been pretty shakey for me as well.

Liberty's Edge

Sleep is for lightweights.

My boss randomly decided that we were going to be a 24-hour gas station for the weekend, and I was the only one not too chickenshit to take the graveyard shift. The good news? We have wireless internet now.

I'm on my second night, and I've gotten three hours sleep in the last 36 hours. I get off at 5:00 AM, and have to be back for my normal shift at 4:30 PM.

Liberty's Edge

Also, someone called "xSXEOTAKUx" on DeviantArt commented on my hand-drawn Minor Threat sticker. They used the phrase "up the punx." Unironically.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Also, someone called "xSXEOTAKUx" on DeviantArt commented on my hand-drawn Minor Threat sticker. They used the phrase "up the punx." Unironically.

I wind up in your gallery but it says "Done but with errors on the page" at the bottom left and I see no image.

Liberty's Edge

The Jade wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Also, someone called "xSXEOTAKUx" on DeviantArt commented on my hand-drawn Minor Threat sticker. They used the phrase "up the punx." Unironically.
I wind up in your gallery but it says "Done but with errors on the page" at the bottom left and I see no image.

That's v7 for you. I'm fairly certain that DeviantArt hires trained raccoons to do their coding and debugging.

If you refresh the page, it should be fine.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Sleep is for lightweights.

My boss randomly decided that we were going to be a 24-hour gas station for the weekend, and I was the only one not too chickenshit to take the graveyard shift. The good news? We have wireless internet now.

I'm on my second night, and I've gotten three hours sleep in the last 36 hours. I get off at 5:00 AM, and have to be back for my normal shift at 4:30 PM.

Wow. And I thought I was a wreck now for not being able to fall asleep last night until 7 AM this morning. I bow to your superior endurance.

RPG Superstar 2012

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
The Jade wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Also, someone called "xSXEOTAKUx" on DeviantArt commented on my hand-drawn Minor Threat sticker. They used the phrase "up the punx." Unironically.
I wind up in your gallery but it says "Done but with errors on the page" at the bottom left and I see no image.

That's v7 for you. I'm fairly certain that DeviantArt hires trained raccoons to do their coding and debugging.

If you refresh the page, it should be fine.

Hey now. Trained raccoons are really good at...well, stealing your trash.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
The Jade wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Also, someone called "xSXEOTAKUx" on DeviantArt commented on my hand-drawn Minor Threat sticker. They used the phrase "up the punx." Unironically.
I wind up in your gallery but it says "Done but with errors on the page" at the bottom left and I see no image.

That's v7 for you. I'm fairly certain that DeviantArt hires trained raccoons to do their coding and debugging.

If you refresh the page, it should be fine.

Refreshing didn't solve the problem for me but the error message went away. Think a different browser might work? I could try from my PowerMac later.

RPG Superstar 2012

The Jade wrote:
taig wrote:
The Jade is a lich!

You say this after my rather continental recounting?

Well... a demitasse lich maybe.

(Raises espresso to his long dead lips)

<Casts shatter>

Liberty's Edge

The Jade wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
The Jade wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Also, someone called "xSXEOTAKUx" on DeviantArt commented on my hand-drawn Minor Threat sticker. They used the phrase "up the punx." Unironically.
I wind up in your gallery but it says "Done but with errors on the page" at the bottom left and I see no image.

That's v7 for you. I'm fairly certain that DeviantArt hires trained raccoons to do their coding and debugging.

If you refresh the page, it should be fine.

Refreshing didn't solve the problem for me but the error message went away. Think a different browser might work? I could try from my PowerMac later.

Also, v7 has a special hatred for Firefox. What browser are you using?


taig wrote:
The Jade wrote:
taig wrote:
The Jade is a lich!

You say this after my rather continental recounting?

Well... a demitasse lich maybe.

(Raises espresso to his long dead lips)

<Casts shatter>

As the cup explodes in his hand, one might expect a booming nooooooooooooooooooooooo from a perishing undead as ancient and powerful as this strange creature, riding the tracks opposite hope's direction.


However, the demitasse lich lays back gently, blinking his shrapnel kissed eyes but once before slipping away into a torpid ballroom dance with the yawning devil of his own unquenchable ennui. Like the final moments of a flickering black and white Parisian love story burning before the projector's bulb, he remembers loves lost and a life misspent.

Taig gets 12,000xp


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Also, v7 has a special hatred for Firefox. What browser are you using?

Using IE right now. New hard drive on this laptop. Haven't even installed Firefox yet.


I can't use Firefox. I don't know Russian.


That was Dennis Milleresque of me. Half the room'll get it, and the other half'll laugh so they don't look stupid.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
That was Dennis Milleresque of me. Half the room'll get it, and the other half'll laugh so they don't look stupid.

To this very day, and since I was a teen, when someone asks me if I can do something I say (in a gravelly voice), "Yeah... I can (do the thing). I'm the best there is."


If only Robert Shaw was alive then...
they coulda had Ruth Gordon come out and punch him in the breadbasket with brass knuckles for eating her Oreos.

The Exchange

Out of sheer boredom, went with friends to watch Scott Pilgrim vs The World. I'm not normally a comedy guy, but it was original enough to be really really good.

I call it a good night out.

The Exchange

Night folks.


*blink*

Happy Sunday folks!

*blink*

The Exchange

I hope everyone is having as peaceful a morning as I am.

The Exchange

Frustration with 'unavailable messageboards' is about to hit maximum...

Scarab Sages

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

If only Robert Shaw was alive then...

they coulda had Ruth Gordon come out and punch him in the breadbasket with brass knuckles for eating her Oreos.

Or, she could have pulled a double-barrel shot gun out of nowhere and started blasting.

Scarab Sages

Morning everyone. Yesterday was a good day. Spent most of it over at my buddies house, where we started a Kingmaker campaign, with me as DM. I've only got three players, so I let them all make gestalt characters. Each one is a combination of monk and something else: monk/cleric (of Irori), monk/sorcerer (air bloodline), and monk/rogue. Not sure if they'll all survive, but it should be interesting.

The Exchange

Wolfthulhu wrote:
Frustration with 'unavailable messageboards' is about to hit maximum...

I feel that. I tried several times yesterday to log on and got that message.

Liberty's Edge

Thank god it wasn't just me! I though I pissed off the Bulmahn...

Had a good day myself yesterday. Got some cleaning done, then some shopping done, then a couple of friends came down from the cities for dinner and some Magic: the Gathering. Mexican Lasagna still the king of dinners!

The Exchange

Whats new folks? Other then the boards playing tricks.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Whats new folks? Other then the boards playing tricks.

Well I spent part of yesterday in this very thread creating an ambitiously odd scenario for Celestial Healer that he never saw. It started off as an old French romance film, taig suggested lichdom into the plotline, and the story concluded as an old French romance with a lich film. So a new monster was created. The demitasse lich. Kind of a useless @#$%er, but he's real good at dying.

To create this set of scenes I braved the turbulence of the board's chaotic waves as they tried so ardently to gobble my best drafts. Onn again off again onn again off again. But I stuck with it and copied every post before hitting submit. I did it. I'm what you call... a he-ro.


Happy 7K post!

The rebellious grass has been disciplined. Their unruly tops now moulder in my compost heap.

I have home-brewed half n' half and some delicious just-picked yellow pear mini tomatoes at hand.

Happy Unbirthday Solnes!

Take care everyone, I have some plotting and weeding to do!

*blink*


Woot! Top of the Page nekkid monkey dance!

WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO!!!!!!!!

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