Anyone else hear that Sebastians mane is really just one of those cheap purple weaves. And the hooves are fake too. And he dyes his body hair too, o and those eyes are contacts, and those eyelashes are fake too. And I'll get away with all of this because he's at paizocon and will never see it.
Written by Jerry McGilligan
Then some stick in his head dude said he was telling.
So Jeremy said
"Meh you'll forget about it by the time he even reaches a computer."
Nay-sayers! Blasphemers! You shall one day regret your words!
Don't listen to the "High Priest". He only knows what I want him to and believes everything I tell him.
See Jeremy, I told you I'd tell!
See Jeremy, I told you I'd tell!
Yes, congratulations, you're a tattletale. Now, we'll play hide-and-go-seek. I'll count to 10 and you go hide in that rusty old refrigerator. Make sure to close the door all the way.
See Jeremy, I told you I'd tell!Yes, congratulations, you're a tattletale. Now, we'll play hide-and-go-seek. I'll count to 10 and you go hide in that rusty old refrigerator. Make sure to close the door all the way.
My head won't fit!
ow ow ow!
It's stuck.
Why was I doing this again?
Hey look, somebody left a rusty can in here!
Hey look, somebody left a rusty can in here!
You should chew on it. Rusty metal has lots of the essential minerals the body needs for good health.
Hey look, somebody left a rusty can in here!You should chew on it. Rusty metal has lots of the essential minerals the body needs for good health.
Whut?
Ewww, that can looks yucky.
Hey look, somebody left a rusty can in here!You should chew on it. Rusty metal has lots of the essential minerals the body needs for good health.Whut?
Ewww, that can looks yucky.
No, trust me. It'll taste good and be good for you. Seriously, I had a one night stand with a pre-med chick once, so I know what I'm talking about.
No, trust me. It'll taste good and be good for you. Seriously, I had a one night stand with a pre-med chick once, so I know what I'm talking about.Hey look, somebody left a rusty can in here!You should chew on it. Rusty metal has lots of the essential minerals the body needs for good health.Whut?
Ewww, that can looks yucky.
I have sticks through my head. Do you think she could help me?
I have sticks through my head. Do you think she could help me?
Probably not. She eventually flunked out and now she swings on a pole at Big Daddy's in the French Quarter.
I have sticks through my head. Do you think she could help me?Probably not. She eventually flunked out and now she swings on a pole at Big Daddy's in the French Quarter.
You know Bambi?
You know Bambi?I have sticks through my head. Do you think she could help me?Probably not. She eventually flunked out and now she swings on a pole at Big Daddy's in the French Quarter.
Small world, but I was actually thinking of Candy.
Small world, but I was actually thinking of Candy.You know Bambi?I have sticks through my head. Do you think she could help me?Probably not. She eventually flunked out and now she swings on a pole at Big Daddy's in the French Quarter.
Mmmm, Candy.
There is a young lady in OKC that smells of cotton candy. Does that count? She is a lot closer and has several interesting piercings.
I once put my head in a cotton candy machine, if you can believe that.
Mmmm....cotton candy
There is a young lady in OKC that smells of cotton candy. Does that count? She is a lot closer and has several interesting piercings.I once put my head in a cotton candy machine, if you can believe that.
Of course I can. You still have a few wisps on your sticks there.
Sebastian's mother was an ogrekin. I know dese tings.
Sebastian does it with donkeys.
He'll be here, soon enough, to pour Coke on your pork chop.
Don't listen to the "High Priest". He only knows what I want him to and believes everything I tell him.
Nonsense poopie-pants! Just you wait till Sebastian gets here, he'll show you!
See Sebastian didn't even comment, he won't even see the thread. O and more juicy gossip Heathansson is actually a werepoodle he just trims his fur.
You're mistaken; it is CourtFool who is a werepoodle.
Nonsense poopie-pants! Just you wait till Sebastian gets here, he'll show you!
Wow, look at you with the big words and complete sentences. I'd be proud, if I didn't consider you somewhere beneath navel lint.
Argh, it burns us!It seems he has a new tattoo after the con. NSFW
Will the horror never end?
and it seems it doesn't stop there. also NSFW
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNS! {seizes on floor in pain}
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Argh, it burns us!It seems he has a new tattoo after the con. NSFW
Will the horror never end?
and it seems it doesn't stop there. also NSFWBURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNS! {seizes on floor in pain}
Hmmm... now I'm curious and fearful at the same time.
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See Sebastian didn't even comment, he won't even see the thread. O and more juicy gossip Heathansson is actually a werepoodle he just trims his fur.You're mistaken; it is CourtFool who is a werepoodle.
Nope Heathansson is a werepoodle. Courtfool is just a poodle. Buto one thing you didn't know is that courtfool is really bald, and he glues a bunch of cottonballs together to look like he isn't.
Nope Heathansson is a werepoodle. Courtfool is just a poodle. Buto one thing you didn't know is that courtfool is really bald, and he glues a bunch of cottonballs together to look like he isn't.See Sebastian didn't even comment, he won't even see the thread. O and more juicy gossip Heathansson is actually a werepoodle he just trims his fur.You're mistaken; it is CourtFool who is a werepoodle.
ROFL!!
HaHa!
He is returned.
The day of reckoning is nigh, o thou direst of tapeworms.
The coca-cola rains on your porkchop in frothy gouts.
Argh, it burns us!It seems he has a new tattoo after the con. NSFW
Will the horror never end?
and it seems it doesn't stop there. also NSFWBURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNS! {seizes on floor in pain}
If I had a heart, it would be full of joy right now.
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNS! {seizes on floor in pain}If I had a heart, it would be full of joy right now.
Or globby chunks of cholesterol.
Did someone say.....?
Ewwww.
No, no. Try to get more boldness....
Wait...Spanky has my back?
This must be a trap...
against the buttworm I do.
my brother and i against the pony,the pony and i against the buttworm.
You no nothing of the old country.
I aint scared of the po-po, ho!
Be quiet spanky before I call Gargamel.
Huh? Did someone call me?