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Sebastian wrote:
Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!

You realize that your rain yesterday is going to be my snow tomorrow, right?

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A temporal shift, throwing the arrow of time out of sinc and sending us all randomly into different .... no wait thats time cube.... that can never happen.

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David Fryer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!
You realize that your rain yesterday is going to be my snow tomorrow, right?

and my snow in a couple of days, then a day or so after more snow for AZ

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Crimson Jester wrote:
and my snow in a couple of days, then a day or so after more snow for AZ

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
and my snow in a couple of days, then a day or so after more snow for AZ
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, maybe I prayed a little too hard. In NY, all public transportation is ceasing at 7:00 PM. MT, if you are reading this, you don't go to work tonight.

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From out of space comes a runaway planet, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction! Man's civilization is cast in ruin!

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David Fryer wrote:

From out of space comes a runaway planet, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction! Man's civilization is cast in ruin!

Yipee

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Illinois just had an earthquake??

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Crimson Jester wrote:
David Fryer wrote:

From out of space comes a runaway planet, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction! Man's civilization is cast in ruin!

Yipee

I call dibs on Princess Ariel.

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As long as I get that light sabre thing


David Fryer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
David Fryer wrote:

From out of space comes a runaway planet, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction! Man's civilization is cast in ruin!

Yipee
I call dibs on Princess Ariel.

Dibs on Ookla!

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CourtFool wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
David Fryer wrote:

From out of space comes a runaway planet, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction! Man's civilization is cast in ruin!

Yipee
I call dibs on Princess Ariel.
Dibs on Ookla!

You can have him.


David Fryer wrote:
You can have him.

Hubba hubba!


Not with a bang, but a whimper. :-P

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Sebastian wrote:
Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!

Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!


lastknightleft wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!
Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!

At least in the frozen north they don't have to worry about nature giving them the Dorothy Gale treatment like your state gets every year.


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A preponderance of nuclear explosions and finger pointing.

In mine its a preponderance of methane explosions and finger pulling.

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lastknightleft wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!
Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!

Same here. Don't try and out-sunshine us, you swamp-dwelling miscreant! We ownz the sunshine!!!

Water...not so much...but sunshine, oh yes...


[insert off-color California joke here]

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CourtFool wrote:
[insert off-color California joke here]

Earth Quake?

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Sebastian wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!
Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!

Same here. Don't try and out-sunshine us, you swamp-dwelling miscreant! We ownz the sunshine!!!

Water...not so much...but sunshine, oh yes...

Why would I need to out-sunshine you, who cares about sunshine when we out-gator you! Mwuah hah hah hah hah, you pathetic gatorless states. The world will end when the gators take over, and only Floridians and Africans will know how to survive!

go ahead and try to out-gator us, Sebastian. What's that? You can't, how sad is your state *shakes head*

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lastknightleft wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!
Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!

Same here. Don't try and out-sunshine us, you swamp-dwelling miscreant! We ownz the sunshine!!!

Water...not so much...but sunshine, oh yes...

Why would I need to out-sunshine you, who cares about sunshine when we out-gator you! Mwuah hah hah hah hah, you pathetic gatorless states. The world will end when the gators take over, and only Floridians and Africans will know how to survive!

go ahead and try to out-gator us, Sebastian. What's that? You can't, how sad is your state *shakes head*

They have already begun to spread

EDITAs are the big cats

The Animal Invasion has begun!

Silver Crusade

lastknightleft wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!
Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!

Same here. Don't try and out-sunshine us, you swamp-dwelling miscreant! We ownz the sunshine!!!

Water...not so much...but sunshine, oh yes...

Why would I need to out-sunshine you, who cares about sunshine when we out-gator you! Mwuah hah hah hah hah, you pathetic gatorless states. The world will end when the gators take over, and only Floridians and Africans will know how to survive!

go ahead and try to out-gator us, Sebastian. What's that? You can't, how sad is your state *shakes head*

Dare I point out that your precious gators would perish in the cold weather the rest of us are talking about? That's a pathetic plan.

Let's see what they can do in this -7 F windchill.


Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

Robert Frost

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Celestial Healer wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!
Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!

Same here. Don't try and out-sunshine us, you swamp-dwelling miscreant! We ownz the sunshine!!!

Water...not so much...but sunshine, oh yes...

Why would I need to out-sunshine you, who cares about sunshine when we out-gator you! Mwuah hah hah hah hah, you pathetic gatorless states. The world will end when the gators take over, and only Floridians and Africans will know how to survive!

go ahead and try to out-gator us, Sebastian. What's that? You can't, how sad is your state *shakes head*

Dare I point out that your precious gators would perish in the cold weather the rest of us are talking about? That's a pathetic plan.

Let's see what they can do in this -7 F windchill.

It's not a plan, I have no plan, it's an eventuality. The gators are trying right now to breed cold resistant gators, and when they do, you'll be useless in the fight to save humanity because you're last thought as they chomp down on your head is "lets make it colder to stop them"

Silver Crusade

lastknightleft wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!
Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!

Same here. Don't try and out-sunshine us, you swamp-dwelling miscreant! We ownz the sunshine!!!

Water...not so much...but sunshine, oh yes...

Why would I need to out-sunshine you, who cares about sunshine when we out-gator you! Mwuah hah hah hah hah, you pathetic gatorless states. The world will end when the gators take over, and only Floridians and Africans will know how to survive!

go ahead and try to out-gator us, Sebastian. What's that? You can't, how sad is your state *shakes head*

Dare I point out that your precious gators would perish in the cold weather the rest of us are talking about? That's a pathetic plan.

Let's see what they can do in this -7 F windchill.

It's not a plan, I have no plan, it's an eventuality. The gators are trying right now to breed cold resistant gators, and when they do, you'll be useless in the fight to save humanity because you're last thought as they chomp down on your head is "lets make it colder to stop them"

No, my last thought will be, "Huh. I always thought it would be a bear."

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Celestial Healer wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!
Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!

Same here. Don't try and out-sunshine us, you swamp-dwelling miscreant! We ownz the sunshine!!!

Water...not so much...but sunshine, oh yes...

Why would I need to out-sunshine you, who cares about sunshine when we out-gator you! Mwuah hah hah hah hah, you pathetic gatorless states. The world will end when the gators take over, and only Floridians and Africans will know how to survive!

go ahead and try to out-gator us, Sebastian. What's that? You can't, how sad is your state *shakes head*

Dare I point out that your precious gators would perish in the cold weather the rest of us are talking about? That's a pathetic plan.

Let's see what they can do in this -7 F windchill.

It's not a plan, I have no plan, it's an eventuality. The gators are trying right now to breed cold resistant gators, and when they do, you'll be useless in the fight to save humanity because you're last thought as they chomp down on your head is "lets make it colder to stop them"
No, my last thought will be, "Huh. I always thought it would be a bear."

Stephen Colbert has no idea of the real threat.


lastknightleft wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:

Why would I need to out-sunshine you, who cares about sunshine when we out-gator you! Mwuah hah hah hah hah, you pathetic gatorless states. The world will end when the gators take over, and only Floridians and Africans will know how to survive!

go ahead and try to out-gator us, Sebastian. What's that? You can't, how sad is your state *shakes head*

Dare I point out that your precious gators would perish in the cold weather the rest of us are talking about? That's a pathetic plan.

Let's see what they can do in this -7 F windchill.

It's not a plan, I have no plan, it's an eventuality. The gators are trying right now to breed cold resistant gators, and when they do, you'll be useless in the fight to save humanity because you're last thought as they chomp down on your head is "lets make it colder to stop them"
No, my last thought will be, "Huh. I always thought it would be a bear."
Stephen Colbert has no idea of the real threat.

Gators are only the marine assault division. They've completely forgotten about the mercenary Burmese pythons and the airborne stirge, er, 'skeeter squadrons.

Scarab Sages

SNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!


I think the quickest way to end all life on a planet is with a >gamma-ray burst< from an exploding star.

A gamma-ray burst in the Milky Way, if close enough to Earth and beamed towards it, could have significant effects on the biosphere. The absorption of radiation in the atmosphere would cause photodissociation of nitrogen, generating nitric oxide that would act as a catalyst to destroy ozone. According to a 2004 study, a GRB at a distance of about a kiloparsec could destroy up to half of Earth's ozone layer; the direct UV irradiation from the burst combined with additional solar UV radiation passing through the diminished ozone layer could then have potentially significant impacts on the food chain and potentially trigger a mass extinction.The authors estimate that one such burst is expected per billion years, and hypothesize that the Ordovician-Silurian extinction event could have been the result of such a burst.

Scarab Sages

So, we'd all either die horrible deaths or...Hello Planet of Hulks!

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lastknightleft wrote:


go ahead and try to out-gator us, Sebastian. What's that? You can't, how sad is your state *shakes head*

Oh yeah!??! Well, we have...uh...annoying lap dogs?

Hmm...that's not really in the same league...

I'll get back to you...

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I immediately thought of Eliot and Frost, too, but was ninjad by DoveArrow and Orthos.

MT, you might do pretty well if you were gated into the fantasy world with your black belt and swords. Hell I've done a bit of that myself. But if the monsters start gating into our world, I'll be betting my butt that high-powered rifles, grenades, and artillery can do enough damage to get some past DR 10/magic.

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:

Oh yeah!??! Well, we have...uh...annoying lap dogs?

Hmm...that's not really in the same league...

I'll get back to you...

Clearly, sir, you have never been on the receiving end of the wrath of a pack of rabid chihuahuas.


David Fryer wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
David Fryer wrote:

From out of space comes a runaway planet, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction! Man's civilization is cast in ruin!

Yipee
I call dibs on Princess Ariel.
Dibs on Ookla!
You can have him.

Then that leaves the big dumb furry loin cloth wearing stud muffin for me.

I think everybody got what they wanted.
With out his princess, sunsword, or wookie knock off to save him I'll have no trouble whatsoever.

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Steven Tindall wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
David Fryer wrote:

From out of space comes a runaway planet, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction! Man's civilization is cast in ruin!

Yipee
I call dibs on Princess Ariel.
Dibs on Ookla!
You can have him.

Then that leaves the big dumb furry loin cloth wearing stud muffin for me.

I think everybody got what they wanted.
With out his princess, sunsword, or wookie knock off to save him I'll have no trouble whatsoever.

LOL. That is awesome.

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Did you guys now that Ookla got his name because the creators of Thundarr were UCLA graduates and when they got stuck for a name they just decided to spell out their alma mater phonetically?


Charlie Bell wrote:
But if the monsters start gating into our world, I'll be betting my butt that high-powered rifles, grenades, and artillery can do enough damage to get some past DR 10/magic.

Now I'm thinking of Berserk. Flash of all-consuming light and then fantasy becomes real.

In a lot of ways, I'd prefer it that way... I really would... Guess it goes back to the sense of feeling like I was born in the wrong century or wrong reality....

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