
Freehold DM |

Crimson Jester wrote:and my snow in a couple of days, then a day or so after more snow for AZNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, maybe I prayed a little too hard. In NY, all public transportation is ceasing at 7:00 PM. MT, if you are reading this, you don't go to work tonight.

Prince That Howls |

Sebastian wrote:Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!
At least in the frozen north they don't have to worry about nature giving them the Dorothy Gale treatment like your state gets every year.

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Sebastian wrote:Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!
Same here. Don't try and out-sunshine us, you swamp-dwelling miscreant! We ownz the sunshine!!!
Water...not so much...but sunshine, oh yes...

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lastknightleft wrote:Sebastian wrote:Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!Same here. Don't try and out-sunshine us, you swamp-dwelling miscreant! We ownz the sunshine!!!
Water...not so much...but sunshine, oh yes...
Why would I need to out-sunshine you, who cares about sunshine when we out-gator you! Mwuah hah hah hah hah, you pathetic gatorless states. The world will end when the gators take over, and only Floridians and Africans will know how to survive!
go ahead and try to out-gator us, Sebastian. What's that? You can't, how sad is your state *shakes head*

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Sebastian wrote:lastknightleft wrote:Sebastian wrote:Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!Same here. Don't try and out-sunshine us, you swamp-dwelling miscreant! We ownz the sunshine!!!
Water...not so much...but sunshine, oh yes...
Why would I need to out-sunshine you, who cares about sunshine when we out-gator you! Mwuah hah hah hah hah, you pathetic gatorless states. The world will end when the gators take over, and only Floridians and Africans will know how to survive!
go ahead and try to out-gator us, Sebastian. What's that? You can't, how sad is your state *shakes head*
They have already begun to spread
The Animal Invasion has begun!

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Sebastian wrote:lastknightleft wrote:Sebastian wrote:Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!Same here. Don't try and out-sunshine us, you swamp-dwelling miscreant! We ownz the sunshine!!!
Water...not so much...but sunshine, oh yes...
Why would I need to out-sunshine you, who cares about sunshine when we out-gator you! Mwuah hah hah hah hah, you pathetic gatorless states. The world will end when the gators take over, and only Floridians and Africans will know how to survive!
go ahead and try to out-gator us, Sebastian. What's that? You can't, how sad is your state *shakes head*
Dare I point out that your precious gators would perish in the cold weather the rest of us are talking about? That's a pathetic plan.
Let's see what they can do in this -7 F windchill.

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lastknightleft wrote:Sebastian wrote:lastknightleft wrote:Sebastian wrote:Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!Same here. Don't try and out-sunshine us, you swamp-dwelling miscreant! We ownz the sunshine!!!
Water...not so much...but sunshine, oh yes...
Why would I need to out-sunshine you, who cares about sunshine when we out-gator you! Mwuah hah hah hah hah, you pathetic gatorless states. The world will end when the gators take over, and only Floridians and Africans will know how to survive!
go ahead and try to out-gator us, Sebastian. What's that? You can't, how sad is your state *shakes head*
Dare I point out that your precious gators would perish in the cold weather the rest of us are talking about? That's a pathetic plan.
Let's see what they can do in this -7 F windchill.
It's not a plan, I have no plan, it's an eventuality. The gators are trying right now to breed cold resistant gators, and when they do, you'll be useless in the fight to save humanity because you're last thought as they chomp down on your head is "lets make it colder to stop them"

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Celestial Healer wrote:It's not a plan, I have no plan, it's an eventuality. The gators are trying right now to breed cold resistant gators, and when they do, you'll be useless in the fight to save humanity because you're last thought as they chomp down on your head is "lets make it colder to stop them"lastknightleft wrote:Sebastian wrote:lastknightleft wrote:Sebastian wrote:Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!Same here. Don't try and out-sunshine us, you swamp-dwelling miscreant! We ownz the sunshine!!!
Water...not so much...but sunshine, oh yes...
Why would I need to out-sunshine you, who cares about sunshine when we out-gator you! Mwuah hah hah hah hah, you pathetic gatorless states. The world will end when the gators take over, and only Floridians and Africans will know how to survive!
go ahead and try to out-gator us, Sebastian. What's that? You can't, how sad is your state *shakes head*
Dare I point out that your precious gators would perish in the cold weather the rest of us are talking about? That's a pathetic plan.
Let's see what they can do in this -7 F windchill.
No, my last thought will be, "Huh. I always thought it would be a bear."

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lastknightleft wrote:No, my last thought will be, "Huh. I always thought it would be a bear."Celestial Healer wrote:It's not a plan, I have no plan, it's an eventuality. The gators are trying right now to breed cold resistant gators, and when they do, you'll be useless in the fight to save humanity because you're last thought as they chomp down on your head is "lets make it colder to stop them"lastknightleft wrote:Sebastian wrote:lastknightleft wrote:Sebastian wrote:Yeah, it's been real rough here in San Diego. Last night we had rain and today it was 48 degrees!Hah 48 degrees whats it like in the frozen north lol. 48 degrees was our low here in FL hah!Same here. Don't try and out-sunshine us, you swamp-dwelling miscreant! We ownz the sunshine!!!
Water...not so much...but sunshine, oh yes...
Why would I need to out-sunshine you, who cares about sunshine when we out-gator you! Mwuah hah hah hah hah, you pathetic gatorless states. The world will end when the gators take over, and only Floridians and Africans will know how to survive!
go ahead and try to out-gator us, Sebastian. What's that? You can't, how sad is your state *shakes head*
Dare I point out that your precious gators would perish in the cold weather the rest of us are talking about? That's a pathetic plan.
Let's see what they can do in this -7 F windchill.
Stephen Colbert has no idea of the real threat.

Ambrosia Slaad |

Celestial Healer wrote:Stephen Colbert has no idea of the real threat.lastknightleft wrote:No, my last thought will be, "Huh. I always thought it would be a bear."Celestial Healer wrote:It's not a plan, I have no plan, it's an eventuality. The gators are trying right now to breed cold resistant gators, and when they do, you'll be useless in the fight to save humanity because you're last thought as they chomp down on your head is "lets make it colder to stop them"lastknightleft wrote:Why would I need to out-sunshine you, who cares about sunshine when we out-gator you! Mwuah hah hah hah hah, you pathetic gatorless states. The world will end when the gators take over, and only Floridians and Africans will know how to survive!
go ahead and try to out-gator us, Sebastian. What's that? You can't, how sad is your state *shakes head*
Dare I point out that your precious gators would perish in the cold weather the rest of us are talking about? That's a pathetic plan.
Let's see what they can do in this -7 F windchill.
Gators are only the marine assault division. They've completely forgotten about the mercenary Burmese pythons and the airborne stirge, er, 'skeeter squadrons.

Tensor |

I think the quickest way to end all life on a planet is with a >gamma-ray burst< from an exploding star.
A gamma-ray burst in the Milky Way, if close enough to Earth and beamed towards it, could have significant effects on the biosphere. The absorption of radiation in the atmosphere would cause photodissociation of nitrogen, generating nitric oxide that would act as a catalyst to destroy ozone. According to a 2004 study, a GRB at a distance of about a kiloparsec could destroy up to half of Earth's ozone layer; the direct UV irradiation from the burst combined with additional solar UV radiation passing through the diminished ozone layer could then have potentially significant impacts on the food chain and potentially trigger a mass extinction.The authors estimate that one such burst is expected per billion years, and hypothesize that the Ordovician-Silurian extinction event could have been the result of such a burst.

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I immediately thought of Eliot and Frost, too, but was ninjad by DoveArrow and Orthos.
MT, you might do pretty well if you were gated into the fantasy world with your black belt and swords. Hell I've done a bit of that myself. But if the monsters start gating into our world, I'll be betting my butt that high-powered rifles, grenades, and artillery can do enough damage to get some past DR 10/magic.

Steven Tindall |

CourtFool wrote:You can have him.David Fryer wrote:Dibs on Ookla!Crimson Jester wrote:I call dibs on Princess Ariel.David Fryer wrote:YipeeFrom out of space comes a runaway planet, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction! Man's civilization is cast in ruin!
Then that leaves the big dumb furry loin cloth wearing stud muffin for me.
I think everybody got what they wanted.With out his princess, sunsword, or wookie knock off to save him I'll have no trouble whatsoever.

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David Fryer wrote:CourtFool wrote:You can have him.David Fryer wrote:Dibs on Ookla!Crimson Jester wrote:I call dibs on Princess Ariel.David Fryer wrote:YipeeFrom out of space comes a runaway planet, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction! Man's civilization is cast in ruin!
Then that leaves the big dumb furry loin cloth wearing stud muffin for me.
I think everybody got what they wanted.
With out his princess, sunsword, or wookie knock off to save him I'll have no trouble whatsoever.
LOL. That is awesome.

Orthos |

But if the monsters start gating into our world, I'll be betting my butt that high-powered rifles, grenades, and artillery can do enough damage to get some past DR 10/magic.
Now I'm thinking of Berserk. Flash of all-consuming light and then fantasy becomes real.
In a lot of ways, I'd prefer it that way... I really would... Guess it goes back to the sense of feeling like I was born in the wrong century or wrong reality....