The Haiku Game

[MythrilDragon]

since you are now king
all the people will hate you
foolish Lanister

[lucky7]

Foolish Lanister
making Game of Thrones in-jokes
to 3-year old boys.

[MythrilDragon]

to 3-year old boys
don't offer lots of candy
you are being watched

[Charles Scholz]

Your are being watched
Really out to get you now
Paranoia strikes

[lucky7]

Paranoia strikes
because you are being watched
or maybe you're not!

[Tophyr]

Oar? Maybe you're not.
But stick will do. Up this creek
without a paddle.

[lucky7]

Without a paddle
it's just a fistfight between
the Brit and Ant Man

[MythrilDragon]

The Brit and Antman
Defying physical law
Curse reality

[Lamontius]

Curse Reality
Dive into some Pathfinder
Imagine Dragons

[lucky7]

Imagine Dragons
crank out some decent music.
I kinda like it.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I kinda like it
Just one child per couple
Chinese policy

[lucky7]

Chinese policy
doesn't reward abstinence
less population.

[MythrilDragon]

less population?
the soylent green is now gone
everyone hungry

[Midgard Serpent]

Everyone hungry?
I can remedy that fast.
Just send them to me.

[drunken_nomad]

Just send them to me
Haunting repeating and wet
dreams of yesternight

[MythrilDragon]

dreams of yesternight
my failures keep their counting
Oh, I curse the night

[lucky7]

Oh, I curse the night
when I rolled nat 1's on my
stabilization.

[Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM]

Stabilization,
Most important roll there is.
Can't live without it.

[lucky7]

Can't live without it?
But as a man I don't need
female underwear

[MythrilDragon]

Female underwear
Is tight around the middle
I'll stick to boxers

[lucky7]

Ill stick to boxers.
No matter that I'm wearing
Shorts smaller than them

*them being boxers*

[MythrilDragon]

Shorts smaller than them
the Jams that I am wearing
them being boxers

[lucky7]

Them being boxers
they caused a lot of trouble
just go commando.

[drunken_nomad]

just go Commando,
Kindergarten Cop, Junior.
AH-nuhld trifecta

[lucky7]

A nulled trifecta.
I don't know what nulled is now.
I knew what it WAS...

[Tophyr]

I knew what it was
protruding from writer's pants:
pen is sticking out.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Pen 15 sticking out
of all the gangs in New York
They're the nerdiest....

[lucky7]

They're the nerdiest
gamers this side of the block
not including us.

[Cuchulainn]

Not including us
A very bad decision
We have your monkey!

[lucky7]

We have your monkey
if you don't listen to us
we'll claim it as ours

[SnowJade]

We'll claim it as ours
And you won't have twelve monkeys
Only eleven.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Ocean's Eleven
those are the heroes we need
Rob the Koch brothers!

[MythrilDragon]

Rob the Koch brothers!
ignore the evil mummy
everywhere a curse

[drunken_nomad]

everywhere a curse
voodoo and magick hexes
I need a way out

[Charles Scholz]

I need a way out.
Surrounded by WATC. Need
A Paizo Lifesaver

[Tophyr]

Paizo Life Saver:
now available in new
dead goblins flavor!

[lucky7]

Dead goblins flavor
is preserved if you roast them
with fire and wood.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

with fire and wood
and earth and water and metal
I am a Wu Jen!

[lucky7]

I am a Pre Gen
in Pathfinder Society
I was Valeros.

[MythrilDragon]

I Was Valeros
a one act theatrical
bad reviews gotten

[SnowJade]

Bad reviews gotten
'Cause that theatrical was
One unnatural act.

[lucky7]

Unnatural act
featuring a bunch of Ghosts
Boo!: The Musical

[MythrilDragon]

BOO....The musical
l'il kids could have done better
tossing tomato

[lucky7]

tossing tomato
after tomato after
tomato and more!

[Charles Scholz]

Tomato and more
Add some meat and some noodles
Spaghetti for all

[lucky7]

Spaghetti for all
except you-yes you there!
You don't get any!

[MythrilDragon]

You don't get any
Bet you've never kissed a girl
Evil Kirk at con

[lucky7]

Evil Kirk at con?
Which one was that I do not
go to that many.

[SnowJade]

Go to that many?
I've never been to any
big ones. Envious!

[lucky7]

Big ones envious
of my reduced size when I
snipe them far away.