Now I'm stranded here
That is, if String Theory holds
And it's not some yarn
And it's not some yarn
string, twine, and wire wrapped throughout
The web's strands conspire
The web's strands conspire
To hold you still. Dinner time
For giant spider!
For Giant Spider
Eats her male in the morn:
This is the norm !
And, this is the Norm!
This is the Cliff and the Sam!
They all know your name
They all know your name
Miskatonic faculty
Value sanity
Value sanity,
On sale for ten percent off!
No meds required!
No meds required!
Worldwide insanity alarm!
Five to four agree?
Five to four agree
Obamacare is legal
Roberts, you rascal!
Roberts, you rascal!
One Dreaded name, feared by all
A job, not a man
A job, not a man,
Is what some feminists want
More power to them
More power to them
Heisenberg Compensators
Make it so, Data!
Make it so, Data
The Fratellis are coming
Use Bully Blinders!
Use Bully Blinders
Or perhaps Goon Eye Gougers
Beat those guys senseless
Beat those guys senseless!
Isn't this why we all watch
Ultimate fighting?
Ultimate Fighting
Not a real Paizo rulebook
Maybe 3PP?
Maybe Three People
created All on a whim ?
Love, Light, Life
Love, Light, Life
That's only three syllables
Five, seven, five, bro
"Five, seven, five, bro."
Barney Stinson said, smiling.
"You're not ready, yet."
You're not ready yet?
Does it really take that long
To put on makeup?
Two put on makeup
It made sex look like a church.
The penetrada.
The Penetrada
Now showing in pay-per-view
On the Spice Channel.
On the Spice Channel
Television hit nadir
I must smash the set
I must smash the set
Every chess piece, possessed!
Calls for sacrifice
Calls for sacrifice
Operators standing by
Limited supplies
Limited supplies
Morale at crisis level
The Donner Party
The Donner Party?
How 'bout the other reindeer?!
Don't play favorites
Don't play favorites.
"Freebird" has become cliche.
Play me The Bangles.
Play me the bangles
But not angle of the dangles
Many Holy Angels
Many holy angels
Cried when dear friend Belphegor
Penned that non-haiku.
Penned, that non-haiku
Sought literary escape
Oh, how poetic!
Oh, how poetic...
I didn't see that coming
She died in his arms
She died in his arms
Must have been something you said
Shoulda walked away
Shoulda walked away
I woulda if I coulda
It seems I'm stuck here
It seems I'm stuck here
Recounting my syllables
One, Two, Three, Four, Five...
One, Two, Three, Four, Five
Five! Five lovely syllables!
'A-'a-'a-'a-'a!!!!!
"'A-'a'-'a-'a-'a!!!!"
Not the sound you want to hear
At your in-laws' house.
At your in-laws' house,
'Marital relations' sounds
With spouse must be hushed.
Which spouse must be hushed?
The one that keeps mouthing off
I get no respect
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"I get no respect"
The tagline for poor comic
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Hollowed whole loaf, made sammich
Dude knew how to eat
Dude knew how to eat
How many hot dogs was it?
Coney Island freak
Coney Island freak
"Time For the Percolator"
Fast and furious
Fast & Furious...
I kind of liked that flick, and
Never saw prequels.
Never! SAW prequels???
Can they sink any lower?
I'm afraid to ask....
I'm afraid to ask
Everything I want to know
About hipster bands
About hipster bands...
What is their point, exactly?
Rock shouldn't be fake
Rock shouldn't be fake;
Movie props don't hurt enough
When bashing in skulls
"When bashing in skulls,
Remember to use BIG rock!"
Said Daddy Ogre.
Said daddy ogre
to his unrepentant son:
you gon' get it now!
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