The giant in it.
That's what Enlarge Person finds
In the touched PC
"Just stroke it gently"
I purr, but she's a gamer
Expecting djinnis
Expecting djinnis?
Elementals, dear Watson,
Love whirlwind romances
Our trailer park tryst
Please do that thing with the hitch
Drag that two ton cyst!
You've been a bad boy
Saying things you ought not say
Hastur forgives you
Writhing, Flaming Death
Ebola infused chili
Why did I order it?!
Tickle the Tarrasque
Deal or no deal; how crazy?
Game shows are too much
Game shows are too much
Would you shimmy enraptured
When cash hits your palm?
Guys not dressed like you
You look like all the ladies
Transvestite goblin
Transvestite goblin
Hard to tell, considering
Y'all look just the same
Mirror Images
When cast into a mirror
Rip space time's fabric
Rip space time's fabric
And all sorts of things pop out
Like politicians
Don't let Chelsea run!
Both her knees are on backwards
It's just gross to watch
Some of them vibrate
Some others have spinning lights
Where is your mind at?
"I'm getting hungry!"
Roared the beast, yanking my chain
He feeds on terror
Cthulu rises
But he groans pitifully
Golden years, my ass
Golden years, my ass
Both so pleasant to ponder
I'll leave you to stare
At Galatea
Turn a left onto Lamprus
Leukippos ahead
Leukippos ahead
Speed the boat, lower the net
Someone will eat 'em
Puppies in the pub
Drowing their sorrows in ale
They have such sad tails
They have such sad tails
The misspelling bards of Flynch
Least they sing on-key
Least they sing on-key
That's the only saving grave
Sirens feast on me
Much more than their teeth
I fear a great white's black eyes
Soulless, rolling white
When singing support!
Your breath from the diaphragm .
No. The other kind.
The ones with raisins
That's what he said he sold me
Turns out they were flies
Here, Piggy, Piggy!
Be vewwy vewwy quiet
We're hunting wereboars
We're hunting wereboars?
But where are all the wereboars?
The hunter is sad.