Ride a light-cycle
Download myself to the net
My life is now TRON
What is going on?
It's a Festival of Flesh
For the Lord of Bones!
Roasting my chestnuts
Is an arduous process
Said the Goattoucher
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Said the GoatToucher
To the hungry little flumph
Do you want candy?
Do you want candy?
Well, you cannot have any,
Halloween is done.
"You'll get the meat sweats!"
She said to me with great alarm
As if it were bad.
As if it were bad,
I throw the holiday pie
Instead of eating.
Instead of eating
Inhale all the sustenance
Integrate the need
"Integrate the need,
the need, for -speed-!" Maverick
and Goose, high-fiving.
Regurgitate pain
and Goose, high-fiving nausea
To end the drug trip
Wear your hats and gloves
And shirts and shoes for service
No pants is okay
Make him work for it
Said the whole society
"It" being respect
Gay Arab Aspie
Is the name of my punk band.
Please come to our shows!
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Please come to our shows!
Bring a nickel cant be beat
Willie and the Boys
"Willie and the Boys"
Is my appellation for
My trouser contents
My trousers content
Relaxed in a pile on floor
Ready to launder
"Ready to lauder
A lot of drug money?" said
The crim to the cop
As she kicked the chair
All of the liquid on it
Was spilled everywhere
Was spilled everywhere
From the North End to the South
Mind the West End girls
Mind the West End Girls
Their lyrics will end the world
With vile harmony
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The bard killed them all.
He did the Forbidden Dance.
Could not stop humping.
Could not stop humping
A tidal wave of softness
The world is rabbits
Not a children's film!
"What Would Brian Boitano Do?"
"Kyle's Mom is a B+$@&"
Kyle's mom is a bit
Cautious about his safety
Since he dies often
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Bill and Ted did it!
Clinton Cruz politics slash
Bet there's a website
Bet there's a website
Where it is possible to
Find an old sandwich
Avoid Scorpion
As the killers around you
Cry "MORTAL KOMBAT!"
I am immortal
Yet trapped in a void cosmos
Boredom of the gods
Boredom of the Gods
Lots of little demigods
At least, if you're Zeus
Henpecked by Hera
Frozen solid by Frigga
Please just leave me be