Thanks for the edit
Bob Smith-Pubic Accountant?
Bad business card!
Have these anymore?
I need one for my best ghoul
She just loves children
She just loves children
Medium-rare with butter
Hold the sodium
Threaten to drop it
Something huge like an A-Bomb
My poor, old toilet
My poor, old toilet
It wheezes with every flush
The golden brown years
Wiped blood off my lips
Check... buried the body... check
I suck at hickees
Contusions and such
Show where you were hitting them
Too much evidence
The crook to be caught
Hides where no one can see him
Escape is futile
To your job Monday
Work five then back on Friday
The rat race mousetrap
Necrotized critter
Sprinkling of blow fish powder
Zombie fresh from stove
"Is chewed on by dogs"
Just won the award for worst
Haiku opening
Does this Haiku suck?
Cuz I think that it's the best
Jealous much, suckahs?
i got mad leet skills
said one nerd to another
Kirk versus Picard
Kirk versus Picard
Woe be the last man standing
Winner fights Janeway
Winner fights Janeway
Amway, and Ohnjay Ayneway
Screwy pig latin
Screwy pig latin
Is ine-fay so long as you
Don't ever screw pigs
Dont ever screw pigs
My grandmother used to say
Over lemonade
Over lemonade
The most insidious place
To go number one
To go number one
Shouted sensai. Must push self.
Five Finger Death Punch
Five Finger Death Punch
Prom committee forbade me
To make it again
To make it again
One must roll a natural
Bet on the Pass Line
Bet on the Pass Line
That was Rob M's craps advice
The man made me rich!
The man made me rich
chocolatey torte with Hersheys.
Sleep. Sugar coma.
Snore. Sleep Apnea.
All through math class, but then
You miss perfect pi
Sliced fruit processor
Or spirit fruit possessor
Which is not quite real?