Waiting to evolve
at a bus stop somewhere on
the road to, well, what?
next stop: Twilight Zone
Rod Serling's? Golden Earrings?
DiAnno's Maiden!
DiAnno's Maiden!
London knows how to torture
Eddie is a lie
Eddie is a lie
Frank-n-furter didn't
Eddie didn't die
Eddie didn't die?
Then it wasn't Eddie that
Tasted like chicken?
Tasted like chicken?
Eddie was a unique kid
Tasted like Meatloaf
a tender subject
football games in Nebraska
Go Cornhuskers, Go!
"Go, Cornhuskers, go"?!
Oh, hell, is it that season
again already?
Again? Already?
Ginning up the spin machine
A war on Christmas!
A war on Christmas
does not hinder the faithful
Happy Holidays
Happy Holidays
Samhain, Dia de Muertos,
Solstice coming soon
pagan kid's movie
Legend of Goat Boy part two
Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba
Endorsement fee?!
What, now I'm looking like the
Endorsement Fairy?
Endorsement Fairy
can't fly, wings logo laden
should have used a troll
Should have used a troll -
"Buy this product, or you will
be IN the burgers!"
logical extremes
Vulcan's on the Jeopardy
and the Dating Game
And the Dating Game
is suddenly being watched
by all the Trekkers.
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by all the Trekkers,
Grabthars hammer, and Zaphod;
You shall be avenged!
"You shall be avenged!"
Then Hero charges Villain
and promptly gets zapped.
the dictionary
would be more interesting
without all the words
without all the words
politicians are awesome
it must be the suits
it must be the suits
Asbestos and wool combo
MY SKIN IS ON FIRE!
The Fantastic Four
wish they were a Motown group
The Thing sings the Blues
The Thing sings the Blues:
"My baby up and left me,
So I'm invading."
Israel goes to war
all pray to the Holy One
always pray for peace
Always pray for peace -
most especially when your
in-laws are coming.
in-laws are coming
one by land or two by sea
one lonely Beastie
one lonely Beastie
and yeah, thats right, my names Yauch.
The Sounds of Science
The Sounds of Science
now take a deep breath, again
turn your head and cough
Tim Curry's a god
oh, the rumors please be true
role of Palpatine
Role of Palpatine?!
Oh, that would be really cool,
but also scary.
but also scary
Spiders, Clowns, Heights, Butterflies
why are you judging?
"Why are you judging?"
I really didn't intend
to sound judgmental.
To Sound Judgmental
I'll say this tiny piece:
a sound judgment, Al !
a sound judgment, AL
to bad you are not a judge
doing the weather
Doing the weather
man Al Roker is a chore.
Impotent and sad.
Read Herodotus,
maybe, but I refuse to
wallow in despair.
