"Like, where's Pathfinder?"
"Like, here..." An exchange at the
valley girl bookstore.
valley girl bookstore
only fashion magazines
and mostly pictures
What the heck is this
two new poems for the one
how does this game work?
then that's what you roll
rust colored springs a-showin'
my hoopty rolling
and filled with KA BOOM
a tiny dragons diaper
careful when you change
the 4th edition
fits a niche but not for all
Pathfinder stays true
butt? it's tidied up.
breath? minty fresh. teeth are clean.
Date night. Wheres my pants?
It ruined our night
the outer space invasion
though I still got probed
That's what friends are for
providing an alibi
when heroes go bad
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shake the hands, kiss the babies
not the other way
in the big dessert
poisoned chocolate sprinkles fall
curses on your spoon
curses on your spoon
too hot, too big, drilled with holes
dont get me started
it always explodes
the Doofinschmertz-inator
that darn platypus
He has runed my plans,
Arcane marked my cover sheets.
Office mage approved.
Office mage approved
Overtime troll removal
Request by Friday
Saddle up again
The cow jumped over the moon
Got to go get it
I need more options
Square peg wont fit in round hole
Nuke it from orbit!!!
Heil Dr. Strangelove!
Said "Mein Führer! I can walk!"
while he choked himself.
I am disgusted:
Why would they think that I want
Dick Cheney's sex tape?
HAHAHA THATS FUNNY
I signed for the check
he ordered so much food
what an ungrateful brute
what an ungrateful brute
in Dick Cheney's sex tape, huh?
Don't cross the streams Ray
Don't cross the streams Ray
Stick to the rivers and lakes
Tricky waterfalls
Tricky water falls?
Tricks you into thinking it's
like normal water?
Some clear hand grenades
from battlefield. Selfless? Ha!
Stockpiling ammo.
It's you versus us
a man behind the curtain
grant me my wishes
grant me my wishes
KISS vinyl and a melon
best not get twisted