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gp to see Urizen's post.

wah-wah-wahhhhhh.

EDIT: Another interception?

Liberty's Edge

Ghosts at TOTP again!

We're doomed!


Sara Marie wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I wasn't sure if this thread was dead yet, so I'll post here until my fellow Gary says otherwise.
Not seeing any problems caused by this thread yet, so I think we're good for now.
makes me think of spelunking into unknown depths. PMG carefully monitoring the readouts and watching how much rope is left from his command center.

Will Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22

Fortunate, you are.

But I do wonder. E7 is talking about having a rear infection and you're talking about spelunking into unknown depths.

Coincidence? Hmmmm....

Dark Archive

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Treppa wrote:
taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
0gre wrote:
Apparently it's too difficult to agree to not be offensive to other people. That is Just Really Really annoying.

*hugs Ogre for being a righteous dude*

I was incredulous at the turn that thread took, and the casual dismissal of others feelings. The eternal plaint of the crass and vulgar: "You're too sensitive!"

Where was this obnoxiousness taking place?

The usual hotspot these days. I linked to the post that started the latest foofaraw.

EDIT: Please note that Mr. Jacobs asked no more word usage posts be made in this thread, so that it can stay on topic.

Yeah, occasionally we have to remind posters to be decent human beings.

____________________________________________________________________

Thats like every time I hear someone say "thats so gay" in front of me. I want to smack em. But I grit my teeth and reserve my criticism for people I know.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:

slinks back in from the FAWTLY TOWER IV pool, leaving behind melted witches and a big bowl of grits

So...we stay here for now?

Yeah, apparently we're not as close to shutdown as we were guessing.

I am. Not. Having any problems. Exclamation!


Moorluck wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
People who don't like tea and grits are weird. Also, I think they're more likely to post in the wrong thread. I call it, Premature Posting Syndrome.
But it must be SWEET tea. :)

Steak & Shake is now offering Sweet Tea for $1. If you go there during their 'Happy Hour' between 2pm - 4pm, you can get it for $0.50.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Funny.... I just received a package addressed to a Mr Derek Neve.

Weird wonder whats inside
*opens box*
It's an ORCUS. Awesome, time to go to E-Bay.

Did you know that Leafy is known as the Methodist Mjolnir? He's very methodical as to how he swings his hammer.

*steps back*


alleynbard wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So Urizen just called me an evil bastard on FB. Does that mean I did something good or bad? I'm just confused now.
Its a good thing...trust me.

I'm in a mixed verklumpft of emotions. a demon lord or a five headed chromatic dragon should help me feel less saddened.


Urizen is no longer ghost-proof.

And Studpuffin is playing "Get Low" for me--- woot!

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Funny.... I just received a package addressed to a Mr Derek Neve.

Weird wonder whats inside
*opens box*
It's an ORCUS. Awesome, time to go to E-Bay.

Did you know that Leafy is known as the Methodist Mjolnir? He's very methodical as to how he swings his hammer.

*steps back*

That's why they call him that?!


Moorluck wrote:
Edward Cullen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Moorluck is in a different dimension from me!!!!
Dear God, tell me I'm not in the Twilight Zone! I can't bear any more sparkly twink-pires.

Always the outcast, *sigh* no one likes me *sad pouty face*

Well except my hordes of screaming teenage girls.

Teenage girls aren't exactly know for their brains. Perky breast and tight tushes maybe, and annoying personalities to be sure, but not brains.

You speak of only the 18 and 19 year olds, of course?

{slowly pulls up SC Clerk of Courts site and see if there's an outstanding warrant}


Studpuffin wrote:

*beats his head against his desk*

Edit: Apparently I do my beating Nekkid.

I'm waiting for someone to pull off a self-serve ATM when they get TOTP.


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

*beats his head against his desk*

Edit: Apparently I do my beating Nekkid.

I felt like beating my head against the wall today too. I hate stupid customers. >.>
I wish we had any customers at this point. Main street is dying. :(
I'll send you customers sometime. Be warned they will try to haggle with you.
How can you haggle with 30% discount on every non-toy in stock? </shameless plug>
*shrugs* I work at a Barnes & Noble college bookstore. People apparently think they can haggle on textbooks.

<perks eyebrow>


Studpuffin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

*beats his head against his desk*

Edit: Apparently I do my beating Nekkid.

I felt like beating my head against the wall today too. I hate stupid customers. >.>
I wish we had any customers at this point. Main street is dying. :(
I'll send you customers sometime. Be warned they will try to haggle with you.
How can you haggle with 30% discount on every non-toy in stock? </shameless plug>

I can haz 31.3%?

Like that.

You can have the "Friends and Family discount". That's a 10% mark up.

I always want to walk out of the store with a good purchase concluded with a happy ending.


Studpuffin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
taig wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Funny.... I just received a package addressed to a Mr Derek Neve.

Weird wonder whats inside
*opens box*
It's an ORCUS. Awesome, time to go to E-Bay.
I bid one more penny than Mr. Derek Neve.
Apparently, the guy is a big time lawyer, so I'd be careful messing with him.
Funny, there should be a package with the name Mr. Derek Neve on it's way now...

I came home from my extended trip today and pulled out an envelope. When I opened it, there was a powdery substance falling out. I FREAKED OUT AND SCREAMED EIGHT OCTAVES. But instead of assuming (incorrectly) that it was Anthrax, it ended up being glitter. That stuff was flying all over the place. It was an interesting observation seeing how they flicker against the west falling sunlight.

Within less than five minutes, I also seemed to attract 12 teenage girls and 25 cougars.

No one please touch my testes. They're very sensitive right now.

Thanks.


Studpuffin wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Edit: Apparently I do my beating Nekkid.
TMI!
Don't tell me you do it fully clothed...

[CENSORED]


Farewell to our great, award-winning classical radio station, KFUO. Studpuffin and I got to hear Dvorjak's "New World Symphony" on the way home tonight, one of the final works they broadcast.

*sniffle*


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Thinking about choking chicken for dinner.

How many grams of protein can you squeeze out of that?

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
taig wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Funny.... I just received a package addressed to a Mr Derek Neve.

Weird wonder whats inside
*opens box*
It's an ORCUS. Awesome, time to go to E-Bay.
I bid one more penny than Mr. Derek Neve.
Apparently, the guy is a big time lawyer, so I'd be careful messing with him.
Funny, there should be a package with the name Mr. Derek Neve on it's way now...

I came home from my extended trip today and pulled out an envelope. When I opened it, there was a powdery substance falling out. I FREAKED OUT AND SCREAMED EIGHT OCTAVES. But instead of assuming (incorrectly) that it was Anthrax, it ended up being glitter. That stuff was flying all over the place. It was an interesting observation seeing how they flicker against the west falling sunlight.

Within less than five minutes, I also seemed to attract 12 teenage girls and 25 cougars.

No one please touch my testes. They're very sensitive right now.

Thanks.

*pokes Urizen with 10ft stick*

Liberty's Edge

Treppa wrote:

Farewell to our great, award-winning classical radio station, KFUO. Studpuffin and I got to hear Dvorjak's "New World Symphony" on the way home tonight, one of the final works the broadcast.

*sniffle*

This makes me really sad. :(

I never thought I'd miss the Lutherans this much.


Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
We're having pot roast, Italian bread, and brocolli cheesy rice fo rdinner tonight. :D
mmmmm pot roast......I'm digging in to chicken fried rice myself.

Ooooo, little birdy soooooo hungry.

Chinese food sounds good too.

*makes a shout out to Treppa about Mandarin Garden tonight*

Sounds good. Have you noticed how many FAWTLies are dining on fowl tonight? :D

That's just Solnes, Jeremy, and CH. Are you going to make it a quad run?


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Thinking about chicken for dinner.
Well, I for one am having Ice Ccream for dinner.

Soft serve?


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Edit: Apparently I do my beating Nekkid.
TMI!
Don't tell me you do it fully clothed...
Mostly partially. Except for when I'm at the desk, then yes, fully.

I bet you have the best pr0n links.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
We're having pot roast, Italian bread, and brocolli cheesy rice fo rdinner tonight. :D
mmmmm pot roast......I'm digging in to chicken fried rice myself.

Ooooo, little birdy soooooo hungry.

Chinese food sounds good too.

*makes a shout out to Treppa about Mandarin Garden tonight*

Sounds good. Have you noticed how many FAWTLies are dining on fowl tonight? :D
That's just Solnes, Jeremy, and CH. Are you going to make it a quad run?

Apparently not. >:\


Studpuffin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Doctor. :)
Exactly. Totally different guy.
You're not Marijuakurion{4:20}? Woops, we sent you the wrong package.

{twirls 'stasche}

What's this? A gargantuan what? I can't smoke this. (tosses the Orcus in the trash can)


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
...I call it, Premature Posting Syndrome.
I keep seeing commercials about medical remedies for it.
I wonder when they'll offer a drug for Fawtl posters.
"If you are still posting after 4 hours, see a doctor. Unless, you are a young hottie or Hugh Jackman, in which case you should see LPM or Solnes respectively.

I haz blue pez.


taig wrote:
taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
0gre wrote:
Apparently it's too difficult to agree to not be offensive to other people. That is Just Really Really annoying.

*hugs Ogre for being a righteous dude*

I was incredulous at the turn that thread took, and the casual dismissal of others feelings. The eternal plaint of the crass and vulgar: "You're too sensitive!"

Where was this obnoxiousness taking place?
Oh no, wait, it was me, wasn't it? I'll never drink chocolate milk and orange juice at the same time again, I promise!

Chocolate Milk + Orange Juice = Badger Mouth Bukkake.


Moorluck wrote:

I fear that the Terminator style killing machines that Germany will develop to help win the war against the zombie hordes will turn against us after the zombie wars. They will not take kindly to our attempts to decomision them.Consider yourselves warned.

Oh, and good night.

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

The Exchange

Treppa wrote:
lynora wrote:
Treppa wrote:
lynora wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Uck. Sorry Lyn. Knowing does help though, even if its not what you wanted, at least now YOU will get some help from schools and Dr.s. I hope things calm down soon. And hopefully the bickering is just a result of stress and sadness about the kidlet. *hugs* for you and yours.

Yeah, we resolved the stupid argument at dinner. We were both wound a bit too tight. Obviously it was a stressful day. And thanks for the hugs.

Also thanks to Ogre and Treppa for hugs. It's appreciated.

Glad to hear things were resolved. Sucks to go to bed angry.
Well, since it was gaming night I got to take out the rest of my frustration on some fiendish ogre barbarians, so that's all good. :)
Another benefit of gaming, in addition to improved math skills and the chance to meet hot guys.

Youhavemetmostgamerguysright?!?!?

The Exchange

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Treppa wrote:
taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
0gre wrote:
Apparently it's too difficult to agree to not be offensive to other people. That is Just Really Really annoying.

*hugs Ogre for being a righteous dude*

I was incredulous at the turn that thread took, and the casual dismissal of others feelings. The eternal plaint of the crass and vulgar: "You're too sensitive!"

Where was this obnoxiousness taking place?

The usual hotspot these days. I linked to the post that started the latest foofaraw.

EDIT: Please note that Mr. Jacobs asked no more word usage posts be made in this thread, so that it can stay on topic.

Yeah, occasionally we have to remind posters to be decent human beings.

____________________________________________________________________
Thats like every time I hear someone say "thats so gay" in front of me. I want to smack em. But I grit my teeth and reserve my criticism for people I know.

I used to be guilty of this one. That is until I heard a lot of younger workers talking about being JEWED. I rethought my stance and dropped it from my parlance since chewing them out made me feel like the hypocrit I was being.


Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:

Farewell to our great, award-winning classical radio station, KFUO. Studpuffin and I got to hear Dvorjak's "New World Symphony" on the way home tonight, one of the final works the broadcast.

*sniffle*

This makes me really sad. :(

I never thought I'd miss the Lutherans this much.

I can't believe they sold out like this. They're dead to me.

Liberty's Edge

Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:

Farewell to our great, award-winning classical radio station, KFUO. Studpuffin and I got to hear Dvorjak's "New World Symphony" on the way home tonight, one of the final works the broadcast.

*sniffle*

This makes me really sad. :(

I never thought I'd miss the Lutherans this much.

I can't believe they sold out like this. They're dead to me.

Huh.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Treppa wrote:
lynora wrote:
Treppa wrote:
lynora wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Uck. Sorry Lyn. Knowing does help though, even if its not what you wanted, at least now YOU will get some help from schools and Dr.s. I hope things calm down soon. And hopefully the bickering is just a result of stress and sadness about the kidlet. *hugs* for you and yours.

Yeah, we resolved the stupid argument at dinner. We were both wound a bit too tight. Obviously it was a stressful day. And thanks for the hugs.

Also thanks to Ogre and Treppa for hugs. It's appreciated.

Glad to hear things were resolved. Sucks to go to bed angry.
Well, since it was gaming night I got to take out the rest of my frustration on some fiendish ogre barbarians, so that's all good. :)
Another benefit of gaming, in addition to improved math skills and the chance to meet hot guys.
Youhavemetmostgamerguysright?!?!?

I met the Puffin, and extrapolated from there.


Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Huginn wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Huginn wrote:
Teagan, the Tengu wrote:
I've got a big beak...
A wise octopus once told me, "Ain't the size; it's how you use it."
What was the octopus doing at the time? Wait... do I want to know?
Probably not. It involved three koalas, a wheel of Devon cheddar, two rolls of cling-film, Roy Orbison, and a Poodle. A dirty, filthy poodle. Need brain bleach now.

Sounds like a party. You'll have to show *somebody* sometime...

*eyes Urizen on the horizon*

<hopes that someone went up to bat for him to respond in his absence....>

Nothing. There was nothing. Sad Urizen is Sad.

Liberty's Edge

Treppa wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Treppa wrote:
lynora wrote:
Treppa wrote:
lynora wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Uck. Sorry Lyn. Knowing does help though, even if its not what you wanted, at least now YOU will get some help from schools and Dr.s. I hope things calm down soon. And hopefully the bickering is just a result of stress and sadness about the kidlet. *hugs* for you and yours.

Yeah, we resolved the stupid argument at dinner. We were both wound a bit too tight. Obviously it was a stressful day. And thanks for the hugs.

Also thanks to Ogre and Treppa for hugs. It's appreciated.

Glad to hear things were resolved. Sucks to go to bed angry.
Well, since it was gaming night I got to take out the rest of my frustration on some fiendish ogre barbarians, so that's all good. :)
Another benefit of gaming, in addition to improved math skills and the chance to meet hot guys.
Youhavemetmostgamerguysright?!?!?
I met the Puffin, and extrapolated from there.

I'm so hot, you wouldn't even believe it. </flexing muscles>

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

I fear that the Terminator style killing machines that Germany will develop to help win the war against the zombie hordes will turn against us after the zombie wars. They will not take kindly to our attempts to decomision them.Consider yourselves warned.

Oh, and good night.

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

That was so wrong and yet ..... I could not stop watching.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Huginn wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Huginn wrote:
Teagan, the Tengu wrote:
I've got a big beak...
A wise octopus once told me, "Ain't the size; it's how you use it."
What was the octopus doing at the time? Wait... do I want to know?
Probably not. It involved three koalas, a wheel of Devon cheddar, two rolls of cling-film, Roy Orbison, and a Poodle. A dirty, filthy poodle. Need brain bleach now.

Sounds like a party. You'll have to show *somebody* sometime...

*eyes Urizen on the horizon*

<hopes that someone went up to bat for him to respond in his absence....>
Nothing. There was nothing. Sad Urizen is Sad.

Hey, I offered it up! I tried.

Plus Ambrosia and I talked about it on FB quite a bit actually, for some reason. I don't even know why now.

Shadow Lodge

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:


Thats like every time I hear someone say "thats so gay" in front of me. I want to smack em. But I grit my teeth and reserve my criticism for people I know.

*sigh*

I must admit to this one until fairly recently. I have been cured (I think sometimes I still need the occasional smack).

At the very least if someone says "Please don't say that" I'm curteous to say "No offense intended I'll try and avoid offending you in the future" or something similar rather than defending my right to be an ass.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Good night, Fawtlies!

I see this.

I see similar by Solnes & Moorluck.

Is this what I get for being prodigal? I amuse you in order to squeeze one smile across your face and this is the thanks I get?

That is. I'm going to peddle you Amway.


I see invisible posts.


Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I still thought the self-injection did a much better job. I had a nice sense of euphoria for a short moment when it starts kicking in.
Never had the injected stuff, unless that's what they put in the IV in the ER. Whatever it was, the orderly said it was "the good stuff" and it kicked like a mule. I hated it.

Can't speak about the ER. I had a short period where I had migraines back in '96 and I didn't think they had the capsule form yet. Made for an interesting 15 minutes at my desk @ work at the time following the injection.

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Treppa wrote:
lynora wrote:
Treppa wrote:
lynora wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Uck. Sorry Lyn. Knowing does help though, even if its not what you wanted, at least now YOU will get some help from schools and Dr.s. I hope things calm down soon. And hopefully the bickering is just a result of stress and sadness about the kidlet. *hugs* for you and yours.

Yeah, we resolved the stupid argument at dinner. We were both wound a bit too tight. Obviously it was a stressful day. And thanks for the hugs.

Also thanks to Ogre and Treppa for hugs. It's appreciated.

Glad to hear things were resolved. Sucks to go to bed angry.
Well, since it was gaming night I got to take out the rest of my frustration on some fiendish ogre barbarians, so that's all good. :)
Another benefit of gaming, in addition to improved math skills and the chance to meet hot guys.
Youhavemetmostgamerguysright?!?!?
I met the Puffin, and extrapolated from there.
I'm so hot, you wouldn't even believe it. </flexing muscles>

The um balloon popped.


Urizen's Proxy wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Urizen wrote:

I hereby nominate Studpuffin to speak on my behalf as proxy when I am subdued for whatever RL dishes out at me to monopolize my time.

Seconded.

That's what she said!

Edit: What, too soon?

Heh. Looks like something Teter would have caused with multiple aliases sharing the same name. :p


Urizen's Proxy wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
Edited for grammar. And now I am off to bed. Night All.

Reminds me of a comment over the weekend:

Can you tell me which day your party is?

You do not end the sentence with a preposition.

I'm sorry. Can you tell me which day your party is, bïtch?

Hi-oh! HA HA HA!

Proxy fanservice! The best kind!

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Treppa wrote:
lynora wrote:
Treppa wrote:
lynora wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Uck. Sorry Lyn. Knowing does help though, even if its not what you wanted, at least now YOU will get some help from schools and Dr.s. I hope things calm down soon. And hopefully the bickering is just a result of stress and sadness about the kidlet. *hugs* for you and yours.

Yeah, we resolved the stupid argument at dinner. We were both wound a bit too tight. Obviously it was a stressful day. And thanks for the hugs.

Also thanks to Ogre and Treppa for hugs. It's appreciated.

Glad to hear things were resolved. Sucks to go to bed angry.
Well, since it was gaming night I got to take out the rest of my frustration on some fiendish ogre barbarians, so that's all good. :)
Another benefit of gaming, in addition to improved math skills and the chance to meet hot guys.
Youhavemetmostgamerguysright?!?!?
I met the Puffin, and extrapolated from there.
I'm so hot, you wouldn't even believe it. </flexing muscles>
The um balloon popped.

*checks the balloon*

No it's still there. I'll be boarding the plane shortly. You'd better have my money too!


Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Sometimes this thread moves faster than the chartroom.
That's because I've never been to the chatroom.
Saints preserve us.

I have enough vices. And stares from the other side of the couch.


Studpuffin wrote:
Must add to number of post Urizen must read...

Caw?


Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Must add to number of post Urizen must read...
Yeah, that's my plan. He'll see the dawn before he finishes!

You realize that if that were to occur, I would be in deep doo-doo. Must keep home a happy home.


Studpuffin wrote:

Hehehe.

It's lighter in Ohio this time of year.

Especially my wallet. :/


Ach, he's catching up.

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