FAWTLY TOWER IV

[Aberzombie]

sad zombie post

[Celestial Healer]

So, the cafeteria at work decided to have a carnival theme today, and I thought it would be fun to go with some friends and have some carnival food. Italian sausage with peppers and onions, fries, fried dough.

10 minutes later, I kind of want to die. Ugh.

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

Aberzombie wrote:

sad zombie post

*offers AZ some fresh brains*

[Urizen]

Garydee wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Time to shape up, people!

Will somebody please kick his ass at Paizocon?

I give you gift, my friends. You may proceed.

EDIT: I killed the public link.

[Sad Panda]

Aberzombie wrote:

sad zombie post

You ain't got nothin' on me, buddy.

[Aberzombie]

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

sad zombie post

*offers AZ some fresh brains*

Thanks Casper. But nothing seems to help. Just knowing that I'm missing out on soooo many brainnnnnnsss at the Con........

[Aberzombie]

Urizen wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Time to shape up, people!

Will somebody please kick his ass at Paizocon?

I give you gift, my friends. You may proceed.

Sweeeet!!!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Urizen wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Time to shape up, people!

I give you gift, my friends. You may proceed.

I tried to upload that screenshot for you fifty times. Damn FB.

[Studpuffin]

Boo Buddies post.

[Sharoth]

Urizen wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Time to shape up, people!

Will somebody please kick his ass at Paizocon?

I give you gift, my friends. You may proceed.

I will check this out once I get home.

[Studpuffin]

More ghosts.

[Aberzombie]

another sad zombie post

Edit: since I won't be at PaizoCon, I guess I can just drink a lot.

[Gary Teter]

Urizen wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Time to shape up, people!

Will somebody please kick his ass at Paizocon?

I give you gift, my friends. You may proceed.

Can we please not joke about physical assault anywhere on our messageboards, or link to same posted elsewhere?

Thanks.

[Aberzombie]

Points at Sebastian

It was all his idea Gary!

[Gary Teter]

Don't really care about blame, it just seriously needs to not happen.

[Aberzombie]

Damn! Failed my sarcasm roll.

[Urizen]

Gary Teter wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Time to shape up, people!

Will somebody please kick his ass at Paizocon?

I give you gift, my friends. You may proceed.

Can we please not joke about physical assault anywhere on our messageboards, or link to same posted elsewhere?

Thanks.

Out of respect to you PMG, I axed the public link. But between you and us, he's been trolling for it all along.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Soo... anyone want a biscuit?

[Urizen]

I'm getting some popcorn.

[Celestial Healer]

I'm holding out for cookies.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I'm still having coffee, so no popcorn, thanks.

[Studpuffin]

I brought tacos.

[Freehold DM]

I brought veggie dumplings from home, along with creme and peanut butter filled dumplings for dessert, with green tea and a few white cherries from my supervisor.

[Aberzombie]

I brought beer.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Thinking about going to B&N. I wonder if they'll let me order the GMG. Wife went off with her cousin on girly stuff. Way to include me. :S

[Celestial Healer]

Studpuffin wrote:

I brought tacos.

I'm making tacos tonight.

[Moff Rimmer]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Thinking about going to B&N. I wonder if they'll let me order the GMG. Wife went off with her cousin on girly stuff. Way to include me. :S

You want to do "girly stuff"?

[Urizen]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Thinking about going to B&N. I wonder if they'll let me order the GMG. Wife went off with her cousin on girly stuff. Way to include me. :S

Wouldn't it be cheaper to get it here as a discount? I would've suggested Amazon for their prices, but that's like waiting two months longer than I can tolerate for them to actually follow through with their pre-orders.

[Urizen]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Thinking about going to B&N. I wonder if they'll let me order the GMG. Wife went off with her cousin on girly stuff. Way to include me. :S

You want to do "girly stuff"?

Depends on his Clintonian definition of what that entails.

[Sebastian]

Woo-hoo! Leaving for the airport soon.

No time to skim the 150 posts I missed, any exciting drama?

[Remmir Ffom]

Sebastian wrote:

Woo-hoo! Leaving for the airport soon.

Bastard

[Treppa]

Sebastian wrote:

Woo-hoo! Leaving for the airport soon.

No time to skim the 150 posts I missed, any exciting drama?

NO! Nothing to see.

[Celestial Healer]

Remmir Ffom wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Woo-hoo! Leaving for the airport soon.

Bastard

Isn't that self-evident? Like calling Aberzombie "undead"?

[Urizen]

My girlfriend has another cousin that plans to get married in October 2011.

Destination? San Diego.

Those affected are put on notice.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Urizen wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Thinking about going to B&N. I wonder if they'll let me order the GMG. Wife went off with her cousin on girly stuff. Way to include me. :S

Wouldn't it be cheaper to get it here as a discount? I would've suggested Amazon for their prices, but that's like waiting two months longer than I can tolerate for them to actually follow through with their pre-orders.

The latest round of gift card presents were B&N. Go figure.

San Diego? Eew.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Thinking about going to B&N. I wonder if they'll let me order the GMG. Wife went off with her cousin on girly stuff. Way to include me. :S

You want to do "girly stuff"?

Not this kind of girly stuff. Allen Outlet Mall, Sam Moon, etc.

[Sebastian]

Urizen wrote:

My girlfriend has another cousin that plans to get married in October 2011.

Destination? San Diego.

Those affected are put on notice.

Can you tell me what flight you'll be on? I want to call in an "anonymous" tip about a bomber on board.

Shoot me a line before you arrive. As Moff will tell you, I might have my s&!+ sufficiently together for a meal, or I might just flake out altogether.

It's one of the perils of associating with the Chaotic...

[Remmir Ffom]

Sebastian wrote:

As Moff will tell you, I might have my s@&@ sufficiently together for a meal, or I might just flake out altogether.

Bastard

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Remmir Ffom wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

As Moff will tell you, I might have my s@&@ sufficiently together for a meal, or I might just flake out altogether.

Bastard

Again, you use that word like an insult. with. Sebastian.

[Moorluck]

Sitting at Charlotte airport, gate d13. Should be on our way in another hour or so... I see things should be fun when I get there.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Sebastian wrote:

Urizen wrote:

My girlfriend has another cousin that plans to get married in October 2011.

Destination? San Diego.

Those affected are put on notice.

Can you tell me what flight you'll be on? I want to call in an "anonymous" tip about a bomber on board.

Be sure to mention that it's hidden in a body cavity. 8p

[Eric Swanson]

Urizen wrote:

My girlfriend has another cousin that plans to get married in October 2011.

Destination? San Diego.

Those affected are put on notice.

Duly Noted, he he

[Moorluck]

I promised my wife that I would behave. This act includes smiling and excludes unprovoked physical termination of other lifeforms. :)

[Studpuffin]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Urizen wrote:

My girlfriend has another cousin that plans to get married in October 2011.

Destination? San Diego.

Those affected are put on notice.

Can you tell me what flight you'll be on? I want to call in an "anonymous" tip about a bomber on board.

Be sure to mention that it's hidden in a body cavity. 8p

WELL hidden. Check twice. Maybe three times to be sure.

[Sharoth]

Moorluck wrote:

I promised my wife that I would behave. This act includes smiling and excludes unprovoked physical termination of other lifeforms. :)

Have fun at the con. Tell Solnes that I said "Hi!".

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Moorluck wrote:

I promised my wife that I would behave. This act includes smiling and excludes unprovoked physical termination of other lifeforms. :)

You can still think it though, right?

{ponders just how much more violent Starship Troopers would be if it starred Moorluck vs. giant alien bugs}

[Freehold DM]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

I promised my wife that I would behave. This act includes smiling and excludes unprovoked physical termination of other lifeforms. :)

You can still think it though, right?

{ponders just how much more violent Starship Troopers would be if it starred Moorluck vs. giant alien bugs}

DUDE! That would rock!

We need to photoshop his face into the propaganda scene at the end where the guy blows up a bug with a single grenade!

[Emperor7]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

I promised my wife that I would behave. This act includes smiling and excludes unprovoked physical termination of other lifeforms. :)

You can still think it though, right?

{ponders just how much more violent Starship Troopers would be if it starred Moorluck vs. giant alien bugs}

He'd be too busy chasing the hotties around the co-ed showers to kill any bugs. ;)

[Freehold DM]

Emperor7 wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

I promised my wife that I would behave. This act includes smiling and excludes unprovoked physical termination of other lifeforms. :)

You can still think it though, right?

{ponders just how much more violent Starship Troopers would be if it starred Moorluck vs. giant alien bugs}

He'd be too busy chasing the hotties around the co-ed showers to kill any bugs. ;)

Damn good to see you E7.

And I think we'd all be too busy, ah, helping to repopulate the human race after our serious losses on Zegema Beach to really get around to killing any actual bugs.

Damn, I love that movie. And the animated series. And the RPG. The entire lot of stuff gets WAAAAAY too much hate and not nearly enough love.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

E7! Why hast thou forsaken us? And what did you do with Davi?