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The Exchange

E7 sorry about your daughters attitude. I am sure things will work out ok. I went through something similar when I was about 17 or so.

RPG Superstar 2012

Solnes wrote:
Going to bail now. Maybe eat some lunch. Soup and Rye Toast...Mmmmmm

Enjoy! I'm glad your brother is doing better.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Crimson Jester wrote:
E7 sorry about your daughters attitude. I am sure things will work out ok. I went through something similar when I was about 17 or so.

Wait, what? Did E7's post get eaten, or did I miss something?


taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
E7 sorry about your daughters attitude. I am sure things will work out ok. I went through something similar when I was about 17 or so.
Wait, what? Did E7's post get eaten, or did I miss something?

Nah. I posted it in the pet shop.

Just dealing with the 15 yo know-it-all and ungrateful teenager stuff. Normal trials of parenthood.


Crimson Jester wrote:
E7 sorry about your daughters attitude. I am sure things will work out ok. I went through something similar when I was about 17 or so.

Thx.

As did I. Telling my wife about my own experiences settled her down a bit. She's viewing it as a failure on her part. I'm telling her it's normal and not OUR/anybody's failure.


taig wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Going to bail now. Maybe eat some lunch. Soup and Rye Toast...Mmmmmm
Enjoy! I'm glad your brother is doing better.

+1


Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning all. What did I miss?
Well, Kirk Riley, adventurer extraordinaire, arrived in town following clues he hoped would lead him to the lost Gilded Slippers of Cleopatra. Meanwhile, Matt and Carl were busy trying to pawn off the crate of gumball machines they had stolen. And across town, in the labs of a local genetics company, a new, feathered horror was about to be unleashed....No, wait! That's my soap opera.

Gratz on the 20K post zombeh!

*blink*


WooT! Over 8000 posts! :D


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning all. What did I miss?
Well, Kirk Riley, adventurer extraordinaire, arrived in town following clues he hoped would lead him to the lost Gilded Slippers of Cleopatra. Meanwhile, Matt and Carl were busy trying to pawn off the crate of gumball machines they had stolen. And across town, in the labs of a local genetics company, a new, feathered horror was about to be unleashed....No, wait! That's my soap opera.

Gratz on the 20K post zombeh!

*blink*

Oh...well now I feel so very small.....


taig wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Going to bail now. Maybe eat some lunch. Soup and Rye Toast...Mmmmmm
Enjoy! I'm glad your brother is doing better.

Thanks..... I am hoping he stays normal. :\


Ok Uri.... I can't understand a word Jyg says.....


Decided to wait on lunch and went with more coffee.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Emperor7 wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
E7 sorry about your daughters attitude. I am sure things will work out ok. I went through something similar when I was about 17 or so.
Wait, what? Did E7's post get eaten, or did I miss something?

Nah. I posted it in the pet shop.

Just dealing with the 15 yo know-it-all and ungrateful teenager stuff. Normal trials of parenthood.

We're not at the same level, but my son is very much about the ungrateful teenager attitude, right now.

Scarab Sages

Urizen wrote:
In my world, there is no 38th parallel and there is no Mason Dixon.

What world is that then?


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Urizen wrote:
In my world, there is no 38th parallel and there is no Mason Dixon.
What world is that then?

I've found that it's best not to probe too deeply into Urizen's mind. ;)

Scarab Sages

Emperor7 wrote:
Nah. I posted it in the pet shop.

Ha!

I taught middle school and have done a lot of work with high school students. It's amazing how they are less than half my age and they know everything and I know nothing. Actually, I love that age group. They're old enough to know and understand a lot and so you can (kind of) talk to them like adults, but they are not experienced so you can really mess with their minds. In your case, it's especially difficult because you see them making all the same mistakes you made and are (or feel) helpless to prevent it. Still have a few more years to go with my kids before I hit that -- not looking forward to that at all.

Scarab Sages

Garydee wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Urizen wrote:
In my world, there is no 38th parallel and there is no Mason Dixon.
What world is that then?
I've found that it's best not to probe too deeply into Urizen's mind. ;)

Is there an "exit"?

Sovereign Court

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Urizen wrote:
In my world, there is no 38th parallel and there is no Mason Dixon.
What world is that then?
I've found that it's best not to probe too deeply into Urizen's mind. ;)
Is there an "exit"?

It has something to do with the pelvic splanchnic ganglion...

Scarab Sages

Callous Jack wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Urizen wrote:
In my world, there is no 38th parallel and there is no Mason Dixon.
What world is that then?
I've found that it's best not to probe too deeply into Urizen's mind. ;)
Is there an "exit"?
It has something to do with the pelvic splanchnic ganglion...

I thought that was the "emergency exit".


taig wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
E7 sorry about your daughters attitude. I am sure things will work out ok. I went through something similar when I was about 17 or so.
Wait, what? Did E7's post get eaten, or did I miss something?

Nah. I posted it in the pet shop.

Just dealing with the 15 yo know-it-all and ungrateful teenager stuff. Normal trials of parenthood.

We're not at the same level, but my son is very much about the ungrateful teenager attitude, right now.

Seems a whole lot worse than I was that age. The boundaries btwn thinking something and saying something seem non-existent.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Urizen wrote:
In my world, there is no 38th parallel and there is no Mason Dixon.
What world is that then?
I've found that it's best not to probe too deeply into Urizen's mind. ;)
Is there an "exit"?
It has something to do with the pelvic splanchnic ganglion...
I thought that was the "emergency exit".

That's the only exit.

Scarab Sages

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Gratz on the 20K post zombeh!

*blink*

Not quite yet. But close! Oh so close! Just under 400 to go.


Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

Gratz on the 20K post zombeh!

*blink*

Not quite yet. But close! Oh so close! Just under 400 to go.

A whole bunch of "mine"s should do it...


gp


Mornin' all. Pepsi and Pop Tarts for breakfast, followed closely by nausea.

Scarab Sages

Treppa wrote:
Mornin' all. Pepsi and Pop Tarts for breakfast, followed closely by nausea.

Pepsi? Well, there's your problem. Should have had a Dr. Pepper.


Aberzombie wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Mornin' all. Pepsi and Pop Tarts for breakfast, followed closely by nausea.
Pepsi? Well, there's your problem. Should have had a Dr. Pepper.

The only other thing in the house is Slice. No. Caffeine.

Scarab Sages

Aberzombie wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Mornin' all. Pepsi and Pop Tarts for breakfast, followed closely by nausea.
Pepsi? Well, there's your problem. Should have had a Dr. Pepper.

Carbonated prune juice? You've gone and given me the "jibblies".


Morning Fawtlites.

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Nah. I posted it in the pet shop.

Ha!

I taught middle school and have done a lot of work with high school students. It's amazing how they are less than half my age and they know everything and I know nothing. Actually, I love that age group. They're old enough to know and understand a lot and so you can (kind of) talk to them like adults, but they are not experienced so you can really mess with their minds. In your case, it's especially difficult because you see them making all the same mistakes you made and are (or feel) helpless to prevent it.

And I want to teach this group for some insane reason.

@E7: Of all the mean and angry things my siblings and I said to our parents in a fit of rage I think that's the one line we never crossed. You have my sympathies.


Treppa wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Mornin' all. Pepsi and Pop Tarts for breakfast, followed closely by nausea.
Pepsi? Well, there's your problem. Should have had a Dr. Pepper.
The only other thing in the house is Slice. No. Caffeine.

Guh, it's Sierra Mist. Duh!

Liberty's Edge

Morning everyone,

How goes it?

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:

Morning everyone,

How goes it?

Jibblies

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Mornin' all. Pepsi and Pop Tarts for breakfast, followed closely by nausea.
Pepsi? Well, there's your problem. Should have had a Dr. Pepper.
Carbonated prune juice? You've gone and given me the "jibblies".

Brown sugar pop tart. Nom nom nom.

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Morning everyone,

How goes it?

Jibblies

Like the monster painting in the closet!


Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Mornin' all. Pepsi and Pop Tarts for breakfast, followed closely by nausea.
Pepsi? Well, there's your problem. Should have had a Dr. Pepper.
Carbonated prune juice? You've gone and given me the "jibblies".
Brown sugar pop tart. Nom nom nom.

After than breakfast, I'm adjourning to the "All Hail Vomit Guy" thread. HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

Liberty's Edge

Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Mornin' all. Pepsi and Pop Tarts for breakfast, followed closely by nausea.
Pepsi? Well, there's your problem. Should have had a Dr. Pepper.
Carbonated prune juice? You've gone and given me the "jibblies".
Brown sugar pop tart. Nom nom nom.
After than breakfast, I'm adjourning to the "All Hail Vomit Guy" thread. HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

Lets go get some real breakfast.


Treppa wrote:
After than breakfast, I'm adjourning to the "All Hail Vomit Guy" thread. HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

Or, I can come to you.....

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Oh man, I am laughing so hard. I love it when people take ridiculous extreme positions on a minor topic and then get their asses handed to them.

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:

Oh man, I am laughing so hard. I love it when people take ridiculous extreme positions on a minor topic and then get their asses handed to them.

Oh. Oh. Please share. Where is it?

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

Oh man, I am laughing so hard. I love it when people take ridiculous extreme positions on a minor topic and then get their asses handed to them.

Oh. Oh. Please share. Where is it?

The Game Challenges thread. A very unskilled troll has been driving the thread, and he keeps painting himself into corners by making absolute statements that can't be backed up and don't make any sense. Plus, he refuses to acknowledge me since I whupped him good last time he tried trolling me. It's comedy gold.

The Exchange

Emperor7 wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
E7 sorry about your daughters attitude. I am sure things will work out ok. I went through something similar when I was about 17 or so.

Thx.

As did I. Telling my wife about my own experiences settled her down a bit. She's viewing it as a failure on her part. I'm telling her it's normal and not OUR/anybody's failure.

Yeah I have been making my saves to not post over there. :)

Scarab Sages

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

Oh man, I am laughing so hard. I love it when people take ridiculous extreme positions on a minor topic and then get their asses handed to them.

Oh. Oh. Please share. Where is it?

Right here


Sebastian wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

Oh man, I am laughing so hard. I love it when people take ridiculous extreme positions on a minor topic and then get their asses handed to them.

Oh. Oh. Please share. Where is it?
The Game Challenges thread. A very unskilled troll has been driving the thread, and he keeps painting himself into corners by making absolute statements that can't be backed up and don't make any sense. Plus, he refuses to acknowledge me since I whupped him good last time he tried trolling me. It's comedy gold.

I honestly can't follow that guy's line of thinking. Makes me want to bang my head against the wall. Especially when at least three other people have explained it to him in simple terms.

Why are we not allowed to abuse stupid people again?

Scarab Sages

Don't know if I fully understand the references to the pigs and flowers, but it reminds me of a game our group played in one time...

Spoiler:
We were basically in a large plains area. We needed to cross a rather large and swift river.
"Can we build a raft?"
"Out of what?"
"Trees?"
"You are in a plains area."
"There are abslutely no trees or wood anywhere around for hundreds of miles?"
"Ok, you see a small copse of trees."
"We cut down some trees."
"You can't."
"Why?"
"They're giant Sequoias."
"There is a 'small' copse of giant sequoias in the middle of this massive plains area."
"Yeah."

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Orthos wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

Oh man, I am laughing so hard. I love it when people take ridiculous extreme positions on a minor topic and then get their asses handed to them.

Oh. Oh. Please share. Where is it?
The Game Challenges thread. A very unskilled troll has been driving the thread, and he keeps painting himself into corners by making absolute statements that can't be backed up and don't make any sense. Plus, he refuses to acknowledge me since I whupped him good last time he tried trolling me. It's comedy gold.

I honestly can't follow that guy's line of thinking. Makes me want to bang my head against the wall. Especially when at least three other people have explained it to him in simple terms.

Why are we not allowed to abuse stupid people again?

It's a good question. Particularly with respect to such unrepentent trolls.

Oh well.

Grand Lodge

Sebastian wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

Oh man, I am laughing so hard. I love it when people take ridiculous extreme positions on a minor topic and then get their asses handed to them.

Oh. Oh. Please share. Where is it?
The Game Challenges thread. A very unskilled troll has been driving the thread, and he keeps painting himself into corners by making absolute statements that can't be backed up and don't make any sense. Plus, he refuses to acknowledge me since I whupped him good last time he tried trolling me. It's comedy gold.

I honestly can't follow that guy's line of thinking. Makes me want to bang my head against the wall. Especially when at least three other people have explained it to him in simple terms.

Why are we not allowed to abuse stupid people again?

It's a good question. Particularly with respect to such unrepentent trolls.

Oh well.

I recommend fire.

Sovereign Court

Sebastian wrote:
The Game Challenges thread. A very unskilled troll has been driving the thread, and he keeps painting himself into corners by making absolute statements that can't be backed up and don't make any sense. Plus, he refuses to acknowledge me since I whupped him good last time he tried trolling me. It's comedy gold.

Do you need another kick in the virtual jimmy?

Sovereign Court

taig wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Urizen wrote:
In my world, there is no 38th parallel and there is no Mason Dixon.
What world is that then?
I've found that it's best not to probe too deeply into Urizen's mind. ;)
Is there an "exit"?
It has something to do with the pelvic splanchnic ganglion...
I thought that was the "emergency exit".
That's the only exit.

What he said.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Callous Jack wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
The Game Challenges thread. A very unskilled troll has been driving the thread, and he keeps painting himself into corners by making absolute statements that can't be backed up and don't make any sense. Plus, he refuses to acknowledge me since I whupped him good last time he tried trolling me. It's comedy gold.
Do you need another kick in the virtual jimmy?

How much you chargin?

Woot! TotP for an ow my balls post!

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