I'll be 38 in just over one month, and I can say with pride that I have never changed a dirty diaper. Of course, if the missus and I ever spawn, I'm sure she's going to try and change that.....Changing diapers doesn't bother me. I have been doing it for almost 8 years straight now. :)And then there's the kids' diapers too. ;)
I'm 40 today. As of a few hours ago actually. April 3.
I'm 40 today. As of a few hours ago actually. April 3.
Time to start scheduling your yearly prostate and colon exams.
I'm 40 today. As of a few hours ago actually. April 3.Time to start scheduling your yearly prostate and colon exams.
That reminds me...
I'm 40 today. As of a few hours ago actually. April 3.
Happy Birthday Super K!
|
Paizo was a beckoning. Man, do you ever feel like you're contributing something absolutely worthwhile and insightful to a thread only to have it utterly ignored by the trolls who just want to continue arguing? Or have corrected something a page early, only to have everyone else hop on a day and a half later to say the same exact thing without even looking at your post that was on 1st page? Oy.I have no idea what you're talking about. Everyone knows exactly what I'm talking about. They never feel like they speak for me. And apparently all cops, teachers, government officials, and people in general are pot heads.
Oh, Moff, no cross-thread pollination now.
;)
I'm 40 today. As of a few hours ago actually. April 3.
Happy birthday!
I think I'll go live in a yurt.
I think I'll go live in a yurt.That's like yogurt without the "og", right?
Last time I had the yurts it hurt so bad I was going 'og'.
I'm 40 today. As of a few hours ago actually. April 3.See, if you were still in this hemisphere, you'd have a few more hours before being over the hill...
Nah, I'm just gonna get a sports car and wear a big gold medallion with my shirt buttoned low. That'll keep me from going over.
|
|
Nah, I'm just gonna get a sports car and wear a big gold medallion with my shirt buttoned low.I'm 40 today. As of a few hours ago actually. April 3.See, if you were still in this hemisphere, you'd have a few more hours before being over the hill...
Wow, and here I thought you were Canadian, and it turns out you're from Jersey...
Install an Emo lawn. It cuts itself.I wish we owned a self propelling lawn mower... as in it would mow the lawn for me.
Time for yard work, later yall.
Zang! 1 for the new daddy!
Locking up now. Nobody took out the trash. They left it by the back door for the Trash Fairy to take, I guess. GRAR.
|
|
So one time I made up a bad guy off the top of my head... no stats or anything for this game, it was just a name. I spoke in a dark tone, describing that the cult the PCs were fighting was dedicated to <insert name>.
"Gasp", said one of the players, "Not the dreaded <insert name>!" He played along pretty well.
"Yes", I said, "<Insert name>!" I was glad to see someone roleplaying.
A second player spoke, "I don't see his name in my list of bad guys from the Abyss. Is he from a splat book I don't own?"
-Facepalm-
Locking up now. Nobody took out the trash. They left it by the back door for the Trash Fairy to take, I guess. GRAR.Leave it and I will get it tomorrow.
We're off tomorrow! And Sunday! And Monday!
|
|
Locking up now. Nobody took out the trash. They left it by the back door for the Trash Fairy to take, I guess. GRAR.Leave it and I will get it tomorrow.Damn, the trash fairy posts here!
While you're here, could you put our old sofa by the dumpster?
Oh, it wasn't me. I didn't have to work today. ;)
Ask the neighbor kid if he wants a free sofa... he can have it if he can get it out the door without damaging your property.
|
|
So one time I made up a bad guy off the top of my head... no stats or anything for this game, it was just a name. I spoke in a dark tone, describing that the cult the PCs were fighting was dedicated to <insert name>.
"Gasp", said one of the players, "Not the dreaded <insert name>!" He played along pretty well.
"Yes", I said, "<Insert name>!" I was glad to see someone roleplaying.
A second player spoke, "I don't see his name in my list of bad guys from the Abyss. Is he from a splat book I don't own?"
-Facepalm-
that sort of meta gaming gets the old "dm special", I roll every die in my bag, reflex for half. (lightning from the gods and all)...
my lawn does look better in my little sisters jeans.
o_O
RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32
|
AZ's future spawn.I'll be 38 in just over one month, and I can say with pride that I have never changed a dirty diaper. Of course, if the missus and I ever spawn, I'm sure she's going to try and change that.....Changing diapers doesn't bother me. I have been doing it for almost 8 years straight now. :)And then there's the kids' diapers too. ;)
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha hahahahahhhahhahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah!!!!!
It even looks a little bit like him, which makes it all the funnier. :D
Not sure if I told my fellow FATLers this , but my sister is pregnant again! My second nephew is due late this Fall. His name will Jaxon.
Congrats to your sister!
|
Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012
|
This page is awfully handy. :)I hate you all.
Oh, yeah. April Fools, Ross!
I'm 40 today. As of a few hours ago actually. April 3.
Happy birthday, number 9...number 9...number 9...
Wow, we sure do have a lot of old farts on this thread. :)
Hey kids, a little tip from your Uncle Taig--don't drive through Chattanooga, Tennessee, on I-75 at freakin' 4:30 on the Friday of a holiday weekend. Unless you like pretending you're in a post-apocalyptic movie where everyone suddenly died and the cars stop moving.
Hawks win post
Hawks win post
Go Hawks! Beat those buzzards!
IronyAnd you beat me to this too! You are on a roll.
I, however, did not have the testicular fortitude to call him out on it. :)
<-- has been up for nearly 18 hours. It's catching up to me. Used to be able to go 30 hours before needing sleep, now that's been reduced to half. 'Course I didn't weigh as much as I do now as I did back then.
As of Monday, I am making the commitment to get me arse on the bike!
Unrelated to the irony post, but still, I'm stumped as to which is scarier:
a. That he is a teacher.
b. That he is over 11 years old.
I must've missed something in his profile. I was reserving an opinion to determine whether English was his native language.
<-- has been up for nearly 18 hours. It's catching up to me. Used to be able to go 30 hours before needing sleep, now that's been reduced to half. 'Course I didn't weigh as much as I do now as I did back then.
As of Monday, I am making the commitment to get me arse on the bike!
An actual bike where you can traverse the neighborhood? Could do you some good getting out of the house on your own.
Unrelated to the irony post, but still, I'm stumped as to which is scarier:
a. That he is a teacher.
b. That he is over 11 years old.
I work with someone who was once an elementary school teacher. He can't put together a coherent sentence to save anyone's life. To be fair, English is his second language, even though he's lived in the country for over 40 years.