Want to grow pizza plant post. :)
If you do let me know how, I want one!
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Better now.
Because their parents were allowed to propogate their lineage?
I got nothing. :P
Just got done with the Star Wars equivalent of the zombie apocolypse. Battleing the junk golems of Raxus Prime. Damn but those things really bring out the Dark Side in me.
I will get around to playing this week, dagnabbit!
Rolling my Will Save post
Rolling my Will Save post
Aid Another post!
Finally caught up & wonder if I can get Pat to shovel my drive post.
Bookmark post.
Finally caught up & wonder if I can get Pat to shovel my drive post.
Making my Will Save thanks to Post getting eaten and thinking Urizen is crazy post
Finally caught up & wonder if I can get Pat to shovel my drive post.Making my Will Save thanks to Post getting eaten and thinking Urizen is crazy post
Gary owed you a favor...
Asking Patrick nicely by making a high Charisma roll post.
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Let the mocking begin. I just talked with the mechanic. He told me what was wrong with my car. The transmission fluid was almost empty and the oil filter was so loose that it was spraying oil everywhere. Other than that, the car is fine.
With most automatic transmissions, you generally aren't supposed to mess with the fluid; it's a closed system. I don't know how anyone would know that fluid is low.
As for the oil filter - did someone put it in wrong the last time your oil was changed? That one is puzzling to me.
too many pages, what did I miss
not much except the last bottle of rum because I drank it all.
Nobody posted nude pics of their wives. Or Jessica Alba. Nothing to see.
The pets have escaped the shop. We're all doomed.
Pshaw. I'm blameless. Virgin. Pure Snow. That stuff.
See, our systems are a lot more forgiving. As it is, there are a bunch of websites I actually have to use as part of my job, so web access is a necessity. But they don't like walking by and seeing a website that is clearly not job-related.
My supervisor is surprisingly leniant (sp?). We get to use the internet for play quite a bit but we are (somewhat) limited by the filters.
One guy in our shop has made a habit of knowing when another supervisor down the hall is out for the day and when she is out he will print out (non-nude) photos of models and actresses on her color printer using the local intra-net. Then he will place them under a glass sheet that covers his desk. This does not bother our supervisor who is female and it also does not bother the only other female in the shop. (More on this to come...)
We have to use our access cards, which have a photo of our faces, in order to use a computer. This coworker of mine who has a habit of printing out these pictures also has a habit of leaving his card unattended.
One day me and the supervisor were working second shift (although our shop normally only works one shift) whenn we discovered the coworker left his access card when he went home. Then my brain started working. I pulled out from under the glass sheet on his desk a picture of a hot model wearing a bikini and crawling on her hands and knees. I ran off a copy and then carefully cut out the face, even leaving strands of hair covering part of the face. Then, I placed the card with the photo of his face underneath the copied photo and ran off a new copy.
It was a masterpiece. The face was added so well that it looked like a real guy in the middle of a sex change with a masculine face, long hair, hips and boobs. I placed his card and pic in the drawer of his desk and placed the doctored photo under the glass for him to find in the morning. My supervisor...she loved it. I also made extra copies. :)
We all had a great laugh and the other girl (besides the supervisor0 now keeps a copy of the doctored photo under the glass on her desk.
GHOST POSTS EVERYWHERE
All the pet shops are haunted. I think Nostradamus predicted it. Quatrain DCLXVI.
Now where are the Millers? I need to join them up on that high hill. Maybe I'll see Hale Bopp in the horizon while I'm at it.
Ooooh, kool-aid!
Later guys. I'm out for a while.
Later guys. I'm out for a while.
L8r Thing.
Ooooh, kool-aid!
Don't!!
Let the mocking begin. I just talked with the mechanic. He told me what was wrong with my car. The transmission fluid was almost empty and the oil filter was so loose that it was spraying oil everywhere. Other than that, the car is fine.With most automatic transmissions, you generally aren't supposed to mess with the fluid; it's a closed system. I don't know how anyone would know that fluid is low.
To check the transmition fluid on an automatic transmition, you have to find the "dip stick" to tha transmition fluid, then turn on the car and have it running. Pull it out, clean it off, put it back in and then remove it. That is how you cna check the Automatic Transmition fluid level.
Note - Please double check with your owner's manual before doing this.
But the kool-aid is purple flavored...
My supervisor is surprisingly leniant (sp?). We get to use the internet for play quite a bit but we are (somewhat) limited by the filters.
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ROFL
But the kool-aid is purple flavored...
I made it myself.
But the kool-aid is purple flavored...I made it myself.
Do I know you?
Do I know you?But the kool-aid is purple flavored...I made it myself.
You should. You passed me over for any appointments. I had to wait out your administration in the House of Representatives. You could have at least made me Undersecretary of something-or-other.
Jerk.
<starts humming Poker Face>
Do I know you?But the kool-aid is purple flavored...I made it myself.You should. You passed me over for any appointments. I had to wait out your administration in the House of Representatives. You could have at least made me Undersecretary of something-or-other.
Jerk.
Oh yeah, you're the twitchy kid with a bad heart.
*speeds through the pet-infested areas*
Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me! Keeheeheeheeheeheehee!