Please?
Why would we want to do that?
What else is there to do?
I just want to say that what I posted earlier was not meant as an attack against any particular person, had nothing to do with any particular criticism or class, and I apologize if my way of posting occluded that intention. I do hope such requests are not doomed from the start.
Is this thread doomed before it even began?I think it might be.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
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I just want to say that what I posted earlier was not meant as an attack against any particular person, had nothing to do with any particular criticism or class, and I apologize if my way of posting occluded that intention. I do hope such requests are not doomed from the start.
For the record, I completely agree with you.
With that being said:
Why does Mairkurion have to hate hyperbole and kick puppies at the same time? Won't someone please think of the children?
Is that a koan? I'm pretty sure that's a koan...
This place is dead, dead, dead.
This place is dead, dead, dead.
Create Undead Army. Problem solved, yesssss.
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Touche.
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Create Undead Army. Problem solved, yesssss.
Completely off topic, but...
I just realized the origin of your name, having just finished Bastion. That makes you, dear Sir, infinitely cool in my estimation.
(In our wacky alternate universe, dear Nurn died horrifically at the hands of an evil Cleric... or more precisely the Finger.. wait, that's the arcane version. It was Slay Living, which segues much more poorly. *sigh*)
We now return you to your regularly scheduled hyperbole!
Create Undead Army. Problem solved, yesssss.Completely off topic, but...
I just realized the origin of your name, having just finished Bastion. That makes you, dear Sir, infinitely cool in my estimation.
(In our wacky alternate universe, dear Nurn died horrifically at the hands of an evil Cleric... or more precisely the Finger.. wait, that's the arcane version. It was Slay Living, which segues much more poorly. *sigh*)
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*heroic pose*
Yes? Is someone in need?
[/threadjack]*heroic pose*
Yes? Is someone in need?
Wordism thread, stat! :)
This place is dead, dead, dead.Create Undead Army. Problem solved, yesssss.
Okay, if we leave you alone for that, will you please give me the film?
Wordism thread, stat! :)[/threadjack]*heroic pose*
Yes? Is someone in need?
Wordism? Where?
There's actually a very good player-written fic somewhere on the WotC forums regarding the Cathezar, I'll try to look it up for you. Gives a very good reason for her "unusual" racial combination and some of her out-of-the-ordinary backstory.
Hi! Jack![/threadjack]*heroic pose*
Yes? Is someone in need?
Do you need help with something that my dashing good looks and witty repartee can solve?
*smoothes pencil mustache*
Okay, if we leave you alone for that, will you please give me the film?This place is dead, dead, dead.Create Undead Army. Problem solved, yesssss.
Oh blast. How'd you get out of the bowl anyway? *grudgingly hands over the film*
Blackmail? From the Lawful Goodites? I never thought I'd see the day...
Come on! This thread is for mocking and derision, not discussion! What is wrong with you people! :)
Come on! This thread is for mocking and derision, not discussion! What is wrong with you people! :)
Epic Fail! Thish ish a dishaster! I'm shaking with nerdrage!
Okay, if we leave you alone for that, will you please give me the film?This place is dead, dead, dead.Create Undead Army. Problem solved, yesssss.Oh blast. How'd you get out of the bowl anyway? *grudgingly hands over the film*
Blackmail? From the Lawful Goodites? I never thought I'd see the day...
I can cast levitate at will.
It's not blackmail, it's a threat. Totally different.
Yes?
*****...?
Try '5murf'.
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Okay, if we leave you alone for that, will you please give me the film?This place is dead, dead, dead.Create Undead Army. Problem solved, yesssss.Oh blast. How'd you get out of the bowl anyway? *grudgingly hands over the film*
Blackmail? From the Lawful Goodites? I never thought I'd see the day...
I can cast levitate at will.
It's not blackmail, it's a threat. Totally different.
So I can keep demanding $1000 a month from the Jacks for their... indiscretions?
Do you need help with something that my dashing good looks and witty repartee can solve?*smoothes pencil mustache*
Why yes! I need... a distraction!
*ganks Nurn's +5 chaotic shortsword and runs*
Uh, wait, I don't do... er... criminal acts. I'm a hero, y'see?
Miss?Hello?
So I can keep demanding $1000 a month from the Jacks for their... indiscretions?Okay, if we leave you alone for that, will you please give me the film?This place is dead, dead, dead.Create Undead Army. Problem solved, yesssss.Oh blast. How'd you get out of the bowl anyway? *grudgingly hands over the film*
Blackmail? From the Lawful Goodites? I never thought I'd see the day...
I can cast levitate at will.
It's not blackmail, it's a threat. Totally different.
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I hate this job.
So I can keep demanding $1000 a month from the Jacks for their... indiscretions?Okay, if we leave you alone for that, will you please give me the film?This place is dead, dead, dead.Create Undead Army. Problem solved, yesssss.Oh blast. How'd you get out of the bowl anyway? *grudgingly hands over the film*
Blackmail? From the Lawful Goodites? I never thought I'd see the day...
I can cast levitate at will.
It's not blackmail, it's a threat. Totally different.
Not really. For starters, we hold the copyrights to those videos and sell them at a tidy profit I might add. Beer doesn't pay for itself. Also, in order to blackmail someone, they have to care about keeping their indiscretions quiet. In our case, it's more like free advertising. ;)
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Not really. For starters, we hold the copyrights to those videos and sell them at a tidy profit I might add. Beer doesn't pay for itself. Also, in order to blackmail someone, they have to care about keeping their indiscretions quiet. In our case, it's more like free advertising. ;)So I can keep demanding $1000 a month from the Jacks for their... indiscretions?Okay, if we leave you alone for that, will you please give me the film?This place is dead, dead, dead.Create Undead Army. Problem solved, yesssss.Oh blast. How'd you get out of the bowl anyway? *grudgingly hands over the film*
Blackmail? From the Lawful Goodites? I never thought I'd see the day...
I can cast levitate at will.
It's not blackmail, it's a threat. Totally different.
Mmm.
You obviously aren't aware of the "indiscretions" I'm talking about, then.
Not really. For starters, we hold the copyrights to those videos and sell them at a tidy profit I might add. Beer doesn't pay for itself. Also, in order to blackmail someone, they have to care about keeping their indiscretions quiet. In our case, it's more like free advertising. ;)
So I can keep demanding $1000 a month from the Jacks for their... indiscretions?Mmm.
You obviously aren't aware of the "indiscretions" I'm talking about, then.
Sigh. What have the boys done this time? Gotten too friendly with poodles? Did the boss get into my underwear drawer again? Er....I'm having trouble thinking of what else could be construed as an indiscretion. Unless you caught one of them being overly kind. ;)
This thread kills trees.
This thread kills trees.
I wish it would kill you.
Did the boss get into my underwear drawer again?
Yeah, sorry about that.
This thread kills trees.
Back off, pal...I'm in charge of Nature.
Sigh. What have the boys done this time? Gotten too friendly with poodles? Did the boss get into my underwear drawer again? Er....I'm having trouble thinking of what else could be construed as an indiscretion. Unless you caught one of them being overly kind. ;)Not really. For starters, we hold the copyrights to those videos and sell them at a tidy profit I might add. Beer doesn't pay for itself. Also, in order to blackmail someone, they have to care about keeping their indiscretions quiet. In our case, it's more like free advertising. ;)
So I can keep demanding $1000 a month from the Jacks for their... indiscretions?Mmm.
You obviously aren't aware of the "indiscretions" I'm talking about, then.
No, but they saw a lady bathing and chose to keep drinking beer instead of ogle. When their ancient laws come into conflict, it's a pretty big embarrassment. If we were to publish it in the papers right, their name could be even more sullied than it is already. And that's counting that picture of Callous Jack in a bikini humping a poodle. You guys should be glad that one never surfaced.
Do you need help with something that my dashing good looks and witty repartee can solve?*smoothes pencil mustache*
Why yes! I need... a distraction!
*ganks Nurn's +5 chaotic shortsword and runs*
Oh blast it...!
Miss, I suggest you give that back posthaste!