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why is everything I say taken so seriously? I'm making a point, not SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS.It's that smug avatar of yours. We all love to hate it.
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Okay I'll have to give it to that one, I do apparently have a smug personality to go along with it, what can I say, it comes from being inherently superior to all of you.
Oh believe me I know, I actually had Gogmurt become the first goblin snake in my campaign. The players watched after killing him as his head and spine ripped free from his body and slithered off into the woods. (In my game they left gogmurt as the only living member of his tribe, that included slaughtering the concubines and children, so gogmurt sold his being to devils to release malfeshnekor they party then had to fight Malfi and Gogmurt together, but they saw that Gogmurt had been mutilating himself with magical runes and so when they killed him his head escaped and now they have a theory that he is the reason for the new dead animals killed by a frightening new form of venom that Pillbug can't identify.
Ha! Awesome.
I think he means "Where was this new Naga published?"Rise of the runelords part 1 I believe.One was done? Where is this published?
PF #27
PF #27I think he means "Where was this new Naga published?"Rise of the runelords part 1 I believe.One was done? Where is this published?
But 27 isn't out yet! What type of naga is it? A shadow naga?
But 27 isn't out yet! What type of naga is it? A shadow naga?
Oh. Oops. Well. Consider that a big old tease then :P
And no, its not a shadow naga.
But 27 isn't out yet! What type of naga is it? A shadow naga?Oh. Oops. Well. Consider that a big old tease then :P
And no, its not a shadow naga.
TEASE! The greatest sin of the rare and elusively debauched managing editor!
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Oh believe me I know, I actually had Gogmurt become the first goblin snake in my campaign. The players watched after killing him as his head and spine ripped free from his body and slithered off into the woods.
Oh ... I like that !
Will do the same (my group is just outside his throne room right now).
More to the point, duck-billed things are too silly for me. Yes, even duck-billed dinosaurs are silly.
What about duck-billed ducks?
absolutely nothing, lets go ahead and add the orc snake, the elf snake, the gnome snake, the kobold snake, the kenku snake, and the thri-kreen snake. But not the duck snake, that'd be sillyWait you approved the goblin snake, but duck billed creatures you find too silly?I liked the goblin snake, what's wrong with it?
Now, you're silly. Only goblins get snakes. Orcs get wolverines, elves get cats, gnomes get badgers, kobolds get rats (no, wait, that's not right: kobolds ARE rats), kenku get cockatiels, and thri-kreens get hamsters.
Have you even played D&D before 3.5, or ever read any myth???
That might be the basis of my disrespect for the bill. I do indeed find ducks to be silly and goofy.What about duck-billed ducks?
More to the point, duck-billed things are too silly for me. Yes, even duck-billed dinosaurs are silly.
No! Goofy was a dog!
That might be the basis of my disrespect for the bill. I do indeed find ducks to be silly and goofy.What about duck-billed ducks?
More to the point, duck-billed things are too silly for me. Yes, even duck-billed dinosaurs are silly.
Can we please get this thread back to what it's supposed to be about?
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Seriously, thanks for all your hard work. I'm so enjoying my shiny new bestiary, and looking forward to the upcoming products.
Prepare to be terrified.Yes, yes, that's all well and good, but when do we get our starfish-headed panda bear?Two weeks after someone presents something to me with a duck bill that's not silly.
AKA: When the stars are right.
AKA: Hopefully never.
(It'd be a CR 3 aberration, though...)
That is ten tons of awesome...with a duck bill.
I thought T-Rexs were thought to weigh 6-8 tons. Would a bill add that much weight?
That might be the basis of my disrespect for the bill. I do indeed find ducks to be silly and goofy.
And that silliness and goofiness can actually be, in itself, a tragedy.
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Oh believe me I know, I actually had Gogmurt become the first goblin snake in my campaign. The players watched after killing him as his head and spine ripped free from his body and slithered off into the woods.Oh ... I like that !
Will do the same (my group is just outside his throne room right now).
Gogmurt was the druid, Ripnugget was the chieftan, but nonetheless I'm glad you liked my idea, maybe I should consider actually trying to write a pathfinder scenario one of these days :)
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Just thought I'd share more reasons why silly should never be a reason a monster doesn't exist :)
I'd like to add that only one of these creatures is stated up in pathfinder (well two if you count dingo as a dog or wolf), and two of them are duck billed. (well a swan doesn't technically have a duck bill, but pretty damn close)
Yes, yes, that's all well and good, but when do we get our starfish-headed panda bear?Two weeks after someone presents something to me with a duck bill that's not silly.
AKA: When the stars are right.
AKA: Hopefully never.
(It'd be a CR 3 aberration, though...)
AAAAAAAAAHHH!! The RATS! The duck billed rats in the walls!
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Gogmurt was the druid, Ripnugget was the chieftan, but nonetheless I'm glad you liked my idea, maybe I should consider actually trying to write a pathfinder scenario one of these days :)
Oh believe me I know, I actually had Gogmurt become the first goblin snake in my campaign. The players watched after killing him as his head and spine ripped free from his body and slithered off into the woods.Oh ... I like that !
Will do the same (my group is just outside his throne room right now).
Ah yes, Shame on me ! And I even reread the whole module less than one week ago ...
But Hey, I like it the idea that it comes from the goblin KING (and the goblin druid is already dead anyways ... they all made their saves vs Entangle, then the druid in the party thrashed Gogmurt ...)