The Temple of Lust aka The Cult of Moorluck


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Hey, we beat Sebastian's cult in one day!

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Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
June Cleaver wrote:
Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...
OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?
I shot him in the leg once. So you feeling randy yet? ;)
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.

But I'm not wearing any.... :/

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Smvrf Jack wrote:
Hey, we beat Sebastian's cult in one day!

And it wasn't even difficult! :P


Moorluck wrote:
Smvrf Jack wrote:
Hey, we beat Sebastian's cult in one day!
And it wasn't even difficult! :P

YAY! It's lots of fun spanking the pony!

umm..

YEAH! Lots of fun!

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Whoreluck wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Smvrf Jack wrote:
Hey, we beat Sebastian's cult in one day!
And it wasn't even difficult! :P

YAY! It's lots of fun spanking the pony!

umm..

YEAH! Lots of fun!

In our case it's spankin the horse son, spankin the horse. ;)


Now, here's a cult I can sink my... teeth... into.


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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Halloween..... my second favorite holiday of the year!

Spoiler:
I mean nothing beats Christmas, but All Hallows Eve comes in a close second. ;)


Mysterious Cultist wrote:
Now, here's a cult I can sink my... teeth... into.

You shouldn't use your teeth. That's why I had all of mine removed.


June Cleaver wrote:
Mysterious Cultist wrote:
Now, here's a cult I can sink my... teeth... into.
You shouldn't use your teeth. That's why I had all of mine removed.

"How exactly does one cleave the month of June?"


Hmmm. Now this place seems promising.

Dark Archive

Hey, this doesn't belong here.


The Celestial Sisters wrote:
Hmmm. Now this place seems promising.

*giggle* Yes, it does ;)


Hail Moorluck! This place needs more nymphs and dryads.


Priestess of Moorluck wrote:
Hail Moorluck! This place needs more nymphs and dryads.

Well, we could get Mindy, but I warn you, she's trouble. And not the good kind of trouble.

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Priestess of Moorluck wrote:
Hail Moorluck! This place needs more nymphs and dryads.

What about dragons?


Dragons are okay with me babe.


I feel pretty.

Liberty's Edge

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this feels like an evil place needing to be purged with holy fire...


You know you want to join us.


Jordan Fenix wrote:

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this feels like an evil place needing to be purged with holy fire...

You know you want to come over to our side.... ;)


It seems that everyone has gone to Lynora's place.


SQWACK!


celestial nymph wrote:
Priestess of Moorluck wrote:
Hail Moorluck! This place needs more nymphs and dryads.
Well, we could get Mindy, but I warn you, she's trouble. And not the good kind of trouble.

"Yeah - I can definitely vouch for that." ;P


I'm here to play.


Goth Chick wrote:
I'm here to play.

"Well in that case, I do believe that the 'Celestial Sextet' is over that way," pointing over to the Celestial Nymphs and Sisters.

Gonna get pummelled for that pun probably.... ;D


I might need a sextant to find it.


Goth Chick wrote:
I might need a sextant to find it.

"With the pheremones those six have laced their perfume with? You can't miss 'em!"

Sneezes. ;)


Is it in Essex?


Goth Chick wrote:
I might need a sextant to find it.

Don't worry, baby, we've got a tent ;)


Good, let's take a nap.

Liberty's Edge

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Moorlucky wrote:
Good, let's take a nap.

now, you don' go to sleep,don't you see that since this is your cult I must purge you? *tapping shoulder with her sword* s come on and fightly fairly so I can do my job


Jordan Fenix wrote:

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Too bad, baby. I'm very good at naughty. ;)


Jahaira wrote:
Jordan Fenix wrote:

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Too bad, baby. I'm very good at naughty. ;)

"Careful - you might unsettle the paladin with prose like that!" ;D


Hi. My bosses sent me to make sure their reservations are on record.

Liberty's Edge

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jahaira wrote:
Jordan Fenix wrote:

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Too bad, baby. I'm very good at naughty. ;)
"Careful - you might unsettle the paladin with prose like that!" ;D

I am sure more than one paladin might be unsettled, but I am a cleric andI havefaced worst, I won't be upset by mere words... now waiting for the devil of the threat to awaken so we can be done with this

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Jordan Fenix wrote:

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this feels like an evil place needing to be purged with holy fire...

As much as I tried to help in the tentacle thread? I am hurt. ;)

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Jordan Fenix wrote:

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Moorlucky wrote:
Good, let's take a nap.
now, you don' go to sleep,don't you see that since this is your cult I must purge you? *tapping shoulder with her sword* s come on and fightly fairly so I can do my job

No purging here, it's against the laws of the cult.

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Bunny the Intern wrote:
Hi. My bosses sent me to make sure their reservations are on record.

Now you have promise, what do your "credintials" look like? ;)


Jahaira wrote:
Jordan Fenix wrote:

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Too bad, baby. I'm very good at naughty. ;)

"Prove it." ;)


Jordan Fenix wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jahaira wrote:
Jordan Fenix wrote:

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Too bad, baby. I'm very good at naughty. ;)
"Careful - you might unsettle the paladin with prose like that!" ;D
I am sure more than one paladin might be unsettled, but I am a cleric andI havefaced worst, I won't be upset by mere words... now waiting for the devil of the threat to awaken so we can be done with this

Huh? What? Someone called? Oh, nope false alarm. You're looking for a devil. ;)


Moorluck wrote:
Jahaira wrote:
Jordan Fenix wrote:

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Too bad, baby. I'm very good at naughty. ;)
"Prove it." ;)

Well, you're not exactly my usual type, but what the hell. It is your temple after all. ;)

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Darlin', Ah'm every girls type.... unless.... oh. You should meet my wife, she'd just love you ;)


Moorluck -- If you're in the Myrtle Beach area and are looking for a good drinkin' buddy and someone with a unique view of things, look up Heyward Key -- a fellow geologist and very good friend of mine.

Spoiler:
Just don't play golf against him, despite his goofy demeanor -- he'll wipe the green with any amateur afficionato you can find.

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Kirth Gersen wrote:
Moorluck -- If you're in the Myrtle Beach area and are looking for a good drinkin' buddy and someone with a unique view of things, look up Heyward Key -- a fellow geologist and very good friend of mine. ** spoiler omitted **

Sounds good to me I like interesting folks. He on FB? Oh and no worries about that spoiler, I don't play.


Moorluck wrote:
Darlin', Ah'm every girls type.... unless.... oh. You should meet my wife, she'd just love you ;)

I'd love to meet your wife. I've heard such lovely things about her. And about her boobs. ;)


Moorluck wrote:
He on FB? Oh and no worries about that spoiler, I don't play.

Dunno about that first; I'm not on facebook or myspace or anything. Regarding the spoiler, thanks to an early experience caddying, neither do I -- and that's something I'm grateful for every day!

Liberty's Edge

Moorluck wrote:
Jordan Fenix wrote:

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this feels like an evil place needing to be purged with holy fire...
As much as I tried to help in the tentacle thread? I am hurt. ;)

i know i know

but aingle evil in one cplae doesn'tcause that much myheam
but a temple in theopen... well lets say its caling with neone lights "Paladins Want to be Here and bring the house down!"

and what is that about the laws of no purging!! there can't be laws at all in a CE very E tread!


Montalve wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jordan Fenix wrote:

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this feels like an evil place needing to be purged with holy fire...
As much as I tried to help in the tentacle thread? I am hurt. ;)

i know i know

but aingle evil in one cplae doesn'tcause that much myheam
but a temple in theopen... well lets say its caling with neone lights "Paladins Want to be Here and bring the house down!"

and what is that about the laws of no purging!! there can't be laws at all in a CE very E tread!

Oh, honey, we're not evil. We're very, very good. ;)


Jahaira wrote:
Montalve wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jordan Fenix wrote:

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this feels like an evil place needing to be purged with holy fire...
As much as I tried to help in the tentacle thread? I am hurt. ;)

i know i know

but aingle evil in one cplae doesn'tcause that much myheam
but a temple in theopen... well lets say its caling with neone lights "Paladins Want to be Here and bring the house down!"

and what is that about the laws of no purging!! there can't be laws at all in a CE very E tread!

Oh, honey, we're not evil. We're very, very good. ;)

Filthy...

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