I hate cats. I hate them so much that I can tell you exactly how many ways there are to skin a cat. >:)
Except me right?.... Right!?
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Never! Not as long as I piss on the bed whenever I'm mad at Moorluck you won't!
Obviously nobody ever told you guys that our one true purpose in life is to torture you. Honestly, pussy = suffering for man.
And who in the hal-ibut let the damn dogs in?!
I has friends!Congrats my new bestest friend! Now could you pick me some lotto numbers before your good luck fades? Yup, friends with deep pockets. Deep, empty pockets, but friends none the less. ;)
I prefer, "Give me my pizza and beer damnit!!!" it seems to get the point across.
<Purrs, then shreds the curtains> Grrrrrrreat, I'll probably get blamed for that.
Mrowr?Kitteh!Wha-? No pizza, no beer? Paizo lives off of pizza and beer, but this will do.Sneaks into Moorluck's home and puts a pie in his fridge. Makes a successful Stealth skill check, and sneaks out without being seen, or shot. Oh look, another kitten. Stupid f%%&ing owners always bringing other animals home. I mean, oh how cute.
Kitteh!Wha-? No pizza, no beer? Paizo lives off of pizza and beer, but this will do.Sneaks into Moorluck's home and puts a pie in his fridge. Makes a successful Stealth skill check, and sneaks out without being seen, or shot. Dear God! ~Runs from crazy kid.~
Sneaks into Moorluck's home and puts a pie in his fridge. Makes a successful Stealth skill check, and sneaks out without being seen, or shot. Wha-? No pizza, no beer? Paizo lives off of pizza and beer, but this will do.
Hey! Check me out, I'm eating a Wizard for breakfast! ;)
Sneaks into Moorluck's home and puts a pie in his fridge. Makes a successful Stealth skill check, and sneaks out without being seen, or shot. ~Creeps up behind Puffy and claws his backside.~ You forgot about me. ;)
You'll have to ask the four other felines here. They're still alive, if that accounts for anything.The rain came and went through last night. It's sunny here and the birds are chirping loudly.Birds you say? Do you always provide breakfast? Rookies.
The rain came and went through last night. It's sunny here and the birds are chirping loudly. Birds you say? Do you always provide breakfast?
~A rather unseemly organ slowly materializes, followed by the rest of a large striped feline the size of a man.~ Puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrfect. If we any iccccccccce that is.
I want another kitty, ya'll help me convince hubby? Please? Well said.
I will tear any other feline that steps into my home in twain, for I am the lone cat in this house.
Meow.
I think cats would get on the web and tell everyone how smart they are. When they could be bothered to post, that is. Why should we waste our time posting for your ammusment? We know how superior we are, and you know it too.... you humans just don't like to admit it.
Who! You, for lunch, that's who!
Psst. Spoiler: ;) bite me.
You young whippersnappers! Get off my lawn! *drools* ~burries a 'surprise' in the rose bushes.~ Sure thing Cougar lady. ;)
Instead of "Wie gehts?"Stan Getz??????? What did wie gehts?
Is she purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtty?
~Throws yellow snowball at WR.~
I thought I smelled something. It was distracting me from recording final exam grades. Sorry, my litterbox hasn't been changed since this jerk created me.
We love you guys! And the people who sometimes roll up their sleeves and jump in there and help you till all hours! +1000x860000000+690xpie(cherry, the best kind of pie!) ;)
Meow? puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. *Bats at WB, realizes his initials are WB and begins clawing* ROAR!!!!
Meow? puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Meowar?* (*WTF?)
Meow? puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Good night all. Good night purrrrrrrrrrrty burrrrrrrrrrrrdy. I'll catch ya later.
Buy My STUFF!!!
Kitty Scratching Post.
The next time this guy shows up, I'm gonna jump on his back and bite him on the head! .... And then I'll bite him in the head! I like your plan. Prrrrrrr.
The next time this guy shows up, I'm gonna jump on his back and bite him on the head!
Buy my stuff!!!!! Meow.
Purrrrrrrrfect, do I get to eat trespassers?
Paizo Meow?
Meow. Dear God, please someone shoot this idiot. Meow.
Hey buddy! Down here. Could you spill a lil more mead outa that tankard you got... I'm getting thirsty.
From now on you will be Agent P.C. Here is your secret agent hat. We are still wrking on finding you a nemesis. Hey Carl, is the Regurgitator out of prison yet?Do you get to sleep curled up next to Solnes' breast? Nope, didn't think so. I win. Meow.You guys are just jealous.... Paizo is The. Best. Name. EVAH!You don't even know how to spell. Carl, have this recruit report for basic training immediately. And find him a nemesis. You sir, have issues. That's cool though, I have boobs to play with. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrretty ones. I would accept maybe a hot chesty nemesis.
You guys are just jealous.... Paizo is The. Best. Name. EVAH!You don't even know how to spell. Carl, have this recruit report for basic training immediately. And find him a nemesis. Do you get to sleep curled up next to Solnes' breast? Nope, didn't think so. I win. Meow.
You guys are just jealous.... Paizo is The. Best. Name. EVAH!
Meow. The children won't leave me alone! Meow.You asked for it. I can't help being so damn cute. I'm even Bulmahn approved you know. Meow.
Meow. The children won't leave me alone! Meow. But thats Ok, I still get to sleep with Solnes. Meow.
Meow. I get to sleep with Solnes. Meow. |