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I have proof leprechauns are Irish...

Seriously?

Nookie?

This bed is on fire
With passionate love
The neighbours complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top

My therapist said not to see you no more
She said you're like a disease without any cure
She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no
Ah, you think you're so pretty

Caught your hand inside the till
Slammed your fingers in the door
Fought with kitchen knives and skewers
Dressed me up in womens clothes
Messed around with gender roles
Dye my eyes and call me pretty

Moved out of the house, so you moved next door
I locked you out, you cut a hole in the wall
I found you sleeping next to me, I thought I was alone
You're driving me crazy, when are you coming home

*hands Gish Wife $1*

*Takes off her knickers and swings them over her head.*

"I feal a breeze", heh hehehehe ha.

How much do I have to pay to sniff your panties?

For .25 cents I'll show you my knickers.

*gives the girl a quarter*

Aberzombie wrote:

I'm hoping that Gary just let's us go until the internet is threatened with destruction.

We'll make Al Gore cry.

Al Gore eats the wasabi

Eat the wasabi!

If the wasabi is what I think it is, then I'll have no problem with that.

*chows down*

Hello boys.

*sets thread on fire*

Hot! HOT! HOT!

El-Lina Solareil wrote:

What is this thing called, Love?

It's like sex, but without the handcuffs and whips.

I do dig fine leathers.

There's too much pissin' 'n' moanin' on these boards.

pleasurably moans

Can I bang the drum?

I'm lonely.

Keeps Leena company

I want to go home!

Ok guys lets back off TAD a little ok. We still have boobs to talk about. ;)

My bed is on fire.

I like pantyhose!

and fishnets.

I like pantyhose!

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

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*ogles them*

They're so pretty, arent they?

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

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May I grab a handful?

Only if you want to pull back a nub.

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horny post!

Heathansson wrote:

mine!

~Slinks by and steals whatever it is.~

*grabs it*

Filthy!

Yeah, I'm sure your slip needs to be changed.

Hello Nurse!

Hey baby.

KaeYoss wrote:

At that precise moment, the universal truth about Existence, suddenly became clear to Clara the Wonderdog. She had to shout it out.

Woof! She said.

That's what she said!

That's what I said.

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

I've been away but now I'm back. And I'm all pent up!

Staw away from me, fool woman!

Only if you promise to behave.

I've been away but now I'm back. And I'm all pent up!

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

So, what's new in here?

Beavers. :]

You need help.

Oh, really? Like you don't.

So, what's new in here?

Beavers. :]

taig wrote:

Quiet post.

Badger post

Beaver post.

All better now.

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

lynora wrote:

Ummm, did you just ask me if I love the heads of fish?

Gills and scales are seXXXy.

........I'm allergic.

Then you need an allergy shot. :]

Ummm, did you just ask me if I love the heads of fish?

Gills and scales are seXXXy.

OK it's an hour or so... C'mon already! ;)

Where we goin'?

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

Hello beautiful.

I have to say that this is a little surreal. ;)

Being up in smoke kinda helps.

Er, I can't say I've ever tried that. I'm more of a drink until I make lots of unwise decisions kinda girl.

Eep. I've neve been more than drunk to the point that I'm praying to the porcelain.

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

Hello beautiful.

I have to say that this is a little surreal. ;)

Being up in smoke kinda helps.

Hello beautiful.

Twin Dragons wrote:

Sup fellas?

Fellas?

*Checks*
Nope...Not a fella. ;)

I should hope not.

What are you gonna fall in the middle of the woods?

Beaver armageddon.

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

Solnes wrote:

And on that note I must get back to work. I have to clean up and count out! I am so ready to get home. Loonnnggg day.

Short story, I will know by Friday what the school decides. At this point they have done so much to help, I am not blaming them for anything. Talk to you guys soon!

Taig if I miss ya....Good Nite! :D

Ahhhh, i need my good night kiss. *cries*

*sigh* :D

Muah! Good nite TD.

Eee! Love ya! Nite sweetie!

And on that note I must get back to work. I have to clean up and count out! I am so ready to get home. Loonnnggg day.

Short story, I will know by Friday what the school decides. At this point they have done so much to help, I am not blaming them for anything. Talk to you guys soon!

Taig if I miss ya....Good Nite! :D

Ahhhh, i need my good night kiss. *cries*

I needs me a kiss. *pouts*

It's Solnes! :D

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

lynora wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

taig wrote:

Some of those plot points sound really familiar...

"All of this has happened before, and will happen again."

lol. I love the sci-fi mash-up :)

Mashup? But that's how I remember them... maybe I've watched too much sci-fi?

And just once, Summer Glau really needs to play the part of a normal well-adjusted young woman.

** spoiler omitted **

(OYO)

Has anyone else noticed how the avi's seem more fun when you take a vicoden? :P

Watchoo talkin' 'bout?

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

Horny Halloween to everyone in the states!

That comes later, after the kiddies are in bed. But the same to you in your far off land of Arizona. ;)

Hopefully I 'll be off to an Exotic Dancers bar tonight.

Horny Halloween to everyone in the states!

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

Taig looks more like a bear than a badger. I should know I have one living in my pants.

Well, Horny the Leprechaun - have the lambs stopped screaming?

They'll only stop when the cows come home.