Jilly Bean's page

Excuse a me. ***Paging Professor Hatter....could you step into the FawtL thread? A homework assignment needs your attention***

Heathansson wrote:

mine

You planning on getting some tonight? Then go shave. :P

Oh no he didn't

Man down! Man down!

OK, it's a plant, but it's the best I can do.

Besides, "Plant down! Plant down!" doesn't sound that good.

Sounds kinky,.,..can I get in on this?

I think I am about done for myself. Uri, Eric, Heathy, Yall have a good night.
Mairk....*blush* Talk to you soon. ;)

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Why should Zod have all the fun?

*Pays Jilly Bean, continues punching Heathy's puddin head.*

Holy s***! Did Mairk really just respond to something sexual that I posted?! Mark that on teh calendar!!!!!

Things were slow. I had to do something. Besides, Heathy needed cheering up. ;)

You don't flirt, you don't respond to sexual inuendo...the army thread aside...caught me off gaurd. :D

I can't become TO predictable...

I like it! ;)

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

You really down, Heathy? Or just jawin'?

Just bad day.

I work in medicine, so sometimes it sucks.

You work in Medicine? I thought you were in computers or something. Wait...are you a doctor? *Puts on lipstick and fluffs hair*

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

PAY ME FIRST!!! ;)

I volunteered to let Jilly Bean corrupt me, but then my dad showed up and put a stop to it.

Well..you know...Father Knows Best. ;)

Jilly Bean wrote:

lynora wrote:

Jilly Bean wrote:

lynora wrote:

Jilly Bean wrote:

I enjoy corrupting such sweet young mens. :)

Mmmm. And you're so good at it. ;)

Why thank you my dear. And you know....I'm not against corrupting seet young womens either. ;)

Ooh, I want to be corrupted. ;)

Do you? Hmm...I think we can work something out. ;)

Shiny. :)

Shiny? Honey its going to be down right dazzling. ;)

Hmmm *rifels through trunk* I will need this, Oh and this...and OH YES this.

Jilly Bean wrote:

lynora wrote:

Jilly Bean wrote:

lynora wrote:

Eric Swanson wrote:

lynora wrote:

Sorrow the Emo Fey wrote:

Urizen wrote:

The Seductress wrote:

You know, Dev hasn't ben around for awhile.

He's in Lyn's thread daily.

Well now I just want to cry!

Yeah, we seem to have corrupted him ;)

Uhh Hi lynora, *blushes*

And Eric too. :)

I enjoy corrupting such sweet young mens. :)

Mmmm. And you're so good at it. ;)

Why thank you my dear. And you know....I'm not against corrupting seet young womens either. ;)

Ooh, I want to be corrupted. ;)

Do you? Hmm...I think we can work something out. ;)

Jilly Bean wrote:

lynora wrote:

Eric Swanson wrote:

lynora wrote:

Sorrow the Emo Fey wrote:

Urizen wrote:

The Seductress wrote:

You know, Dev hasn't ben around for awhile.

He's in Lyn's thread daily.

Well now I just want to cry!

Yeah, we seem to have corrupted him ;)

Uhh Hi lynora, *blushes*

And Eric too. :)

I enjoy corrupting such sweet young mens. :)

Mmmm. And you're so good at it. ;)

Why thank you my dear. And you know....I'm not against corrupting seet young womens either. ;)

Eric Swanson wrote:

lynora wrote:

Sorrow the Emo Fey wrote:

Urizen wrote:

The Seductress wrote:

You know, Dev hasn't ben around for awhile.

He's in Lyn's thread daily.

Well now I just want to cry!

Yeah, we seem to have corrupted him ;)

Uhh Hi lynora, *blushes*

And Eric too. :)

I enjoy corrupting such sweet young mens. :)

I'll be camp entertainment if she's too goody for it...How's it going Boys? ;)

Should be cleaning or something post

Solnes wrote:

Shut up all of you...its totally ...MINE!

They are all you anyway.

Shhhhh! Don't tell her that! You'll scare her...

*Smile devilishly as he finds a nice private place to "punish" JB*

Honestly, you offer 'em an inch...and they take the whole mile ;)

"Oh no...don't spank me... ;)

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

My headache moved up into migraine territory, and I'm exhausted from lack of sleep. I'm gonna try and nap/sleep for a while and see if I wake up in a much better mood. Good afternoon/evening, all.

And someone please untie Jelly Bean from the bed... or at least take over for me. ;)

Got it - go sleep, and I hope the pain let's off soon.

Unties Jilly Bean from the bed. Much easier to pick just her up and not the whole bed for the next chapter from the book anyway....;)

So much for not waking the rest of the cabana. :D

Hope your headache goes away, migranes over the weekend sux.

Jilly Bean wrote:

HA! Funny thing is I work at a store called Badd Kitty! I so want to mail you a shirt now! Ok, while JB is ?safe and sound? n your hands I am going to take this oppurtunity to work on my math and get a nap while the kids do. We can assume JB is a willing participant in anything...almost anything...you have in mind. ;)

EDIT Top Of the page here as well! I am on a roll! ;)

My curiosity is piqued...anywhoo, go get some rest, oh 'Top o' The Page' Mistress, and JB will be just fine. ;D

Last post...i swear..www.baddkitty.net. Curiousity sated. ;)

Jilly Bean wrote:

Musn't forget the butt wiggle!

Here Kitty... Nice Kitty? ;)

Your butt wiggle is pretty hypnotic, JB. ;)

Dev, do you want to be 'Bad Kitty' or 'Naughty Kitty?' (there is no 'Good' option.)

HA! Funny thing is I work at a store called Badd Kitty! I so want to mail you a shirt now! Ok, while JB is ?safe and sound? n your hands I am going to take this oppurtunity to work on my math and get a nap while the kids do. We can assume JB is a willing participant in anything...almost anything...you have in mind. ;)

EDIT Top Of the page here as well! I am on a roll! ;)

Jilly Bean wrote:

Please don't tease a girl in need...Help me...save me ;)

They look at each other and smile, Amby goes all 'Tigress' again and...

POUNCE!! ;D

[Edit:Did I forget to throw in the little butt wiggle right before? Silly me - I can lose track of these things sometimes... :)]

Musn't forget the butt wiggle!

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Jilly Bean wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Jilly Bean wrote:

There are only two words for this...yayy me! ;)

Guess we need to work on some kind of prize for that.... ;D

You mean this isn't what I have won? Coulda fooled me! ;)

Ooo, you're a keeper. :)

"Are we done teasing her, do you think, Sweets? Should we finally render some aid to this poor damsel in distress?"

Please don't tease a girl in need...Help me...save me ;)

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Sorry for AFK, had to make breakfast and coffee

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

And now I feel like quite the heel for bringing it back up. Sorry, Amby... *virtual hug to avoid getting a beatdown*

You shouldn't feel bad for asking how someone's doing, ok?

Jilly Bean wrote:

That sux, if there is anything you need that I can come up with let me know...other than that, hang in there?

Nope, nothing anyone but God and the hospital can do right now.

Sorry to be a mood-killer.

Then you've got prayers and well-wishes coming from this humble Dalesman. And we'll all do our best to give you at least a little bit of silly cheer while you're online :)

Agreed, prayers and thoughts are with you. And I am all for silly onlineness.

Jilly Bean wrote:

There are only two words for this...yayy me! ;)

Guess we need to work on some kind of prize for that.... ;D

You mean this isn't what I have won? Coulda fooled me! ;)

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Mmmm, she is so very snuggily too. I don't know which of you to nibble on first.

"Well...Jilly-Bean is the one who called for help, so courtesy demands that ladies go first," he says with a wink.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I think I sprained my tongue last night, and my jaw is a little sore... I must be outta shape.

Breaks glass on Emergency wand case, administers healing magic to take care of her aches and pains.

"Not at all - I think anybody would be a little sore after a workout like this," as he looks around at the sea of beauties around them.

Aw, and he's a gentleman?....

Jilly Bean wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"I'm glad you're awake, sweets. I'm going to need your help with this," he says with a delightfully mischevious grin... ;D

You know you may be right...a softer touch could be just what I need. ;)

You know that happens alot lately. :)

Mmmm, she is so very snuggily too. I don't know which of you to nibble on first.

I think I sprained my tongue last night, and my jaw is a little sore... I must be outta shape.

There are only two words for this...yayy me! ;)

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

I will not go YouTube the opening theme to that show, I will not go YouTube the opening theme to that show... ;D

At least you don't have the theme song stuck in your head now. :)

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

And is everything okay from that 'micro-emergency' yesterday?

No, but nothing I can do about it. :(

That sux, if there is anything you need that I can come up with let me know...other than that, hang in there?

Jilly Bean wrote:

Don't drown in your drink babe! I would never forgive myself. ;)

More words to live by - duly noted :)

Jilly Bean wrote:

*turns soft eyes up at hero*

Yes, please...can't breathe... ;)

"I'm always here to help," he says with a smile as he makes a quick check for her pulse [tickle tickle] before helping with her breathing problem. ;P

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{watches Devlyn jog in slow motion, sighs}

Jilly Bean wrote:

*turns soft eyes up at hero*

Yes, please...can't breathe... ;)
Don't drown in your drink babe! I would never forgive myself. ;)

{blinks rapidly} I coulda swore you looked like someone else for a moment, JB. ;)

"I'm glad you're awake, sweets. I'm going to need your help with this," he says with a delightfully mischevious grin... ;D

You know you may be right...a softer touch could be just what I need. ;)

Jack Hammer wrote:

Spotting Devlyn staring at the Cabana D'Amore

Why don't you put on your lifegaurd suit and see if anyone needs rescuing in there? Be sure to check their breathing and administer mouth-to-mouth when necessary.

Jilly Bean wrote:

Mouth to mouth? Uhm...help help save me? *giggle* ;)

I'm so glad that was water and not Red Bull I just tried to breathe... :P

"Crap - I forgot about the jello. We could have a drowning hazard there, now couldn't we? Duty calls, I guess..."

Grabs lifeguard shirt and life preserver, and heads over to the cabana.

"Lo, imperiled lady - there was a call for rescue, or something close to that?" ;D

*turns soft eyes up at hero*

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

I call dibs on the cabana and its remaining lovely occupants - well, at least one of the remaining occupants anyway...(if I am seeing all of the posts this morning) :P

Just cover yourself with baby oil and yell 'Cannonball' as you dive in.

Words to live by, my friend. I need to make sure that gets into the book as well... ;D

Spotting Devlyn staring at the Cabana D'Amore

Why don't you put on your lifegaurd suit and see if anyone needs rescuing in there? Be sure to check their breathing and administer mouth-to-mouth when necessary.

Mouth to mouth? Uhm...help help save me? *giggle* ;)

*Walks out of the cabana stretching a small smile crosses her face, spotting JJ it spreads into a wide grin*
Well Hello lover! I'm glad you are here, I'm positively starved! ;)

So, How do we decide who [i]spins[/] first?

Uhm, think you could do alright with 9? I'm not all that hungry, I was thinking that maybe I'd just nibble on something sweet. ;)

Jilly Bean wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Huh, that's weird. I don't even have a headache. What was in that stuff? And where are my clothes?

*grins slyly*

I have them right here...want them back?

*giggle* Nice try, but I already found the remains of them on the ceiling fan. It's okay. I got out a fresh set.

Mmmmm. After all that, I'm starving. I'm gonna get some breakfast.

*Giggle* Can't blame a girl for trying. ;)

Huh, that's weird. I don't even have a headache. What was in that stuff? And where are my clothes?

*grins slyly*

*muffled noises from the limo*

Isn't that fantastic LJ, just wait untill..... oooooh JH! ;D

Jilly Bean wrote:

Smvrf-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

S-D 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

The collective has added species 9467 biological uniqueness to it's self

Updating collective

"Okay, I'll bite. Who's species 9467?"

Species 9467 is the Paizomatrix designation for Lynora.

"Aaahhh, gotcha. Thanks for clarifying that for me! :)"

If your assimilation was permitted, you would understand more completely. Unfortunately, you are a member of Species 327, so that would not be acceptable to the collective.

Ok this is serioulsy awesome! I love the things you guys come up with.

Then soon you will also be part of us.

Prepair for Assimilation.
Resistance is Futile!

Where's the fun in resisting? ;)

Smvrf-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Then soon you will also be part of us.
Prepare for Assimilation.
Resistance is Futile!

But not 'til after 'lunchtime'!

Poor Jumpin'. You two might be all tired out by the time he 'posts'. ;)

He'll be home shortly, took the oldest child to a doc appt. He should be here any minute, and then I will be off for a lunch with my mom that he wishes to avoid. :)

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

S-D 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

The collective has added species 9467 biological uniqueness to it's self

Updating collective

"Okay, I'll bite. Who's species 9467?"

Species 9467 is the Paizomatrix designation for Lynora.

"Aaahhh, gotcha. Thanks for clarifying that for me! :)"

If your assimilation was permitted, you would understand more completely. Unfortunately, you are a member of Species 327, so that would not be acceptable to the collective.

Ok this is serioulsy awesome! I love the things you guys come up with.

Jilly Bean wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

S***-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Except we also saw it, and we have it on hologrphic records.

Wha- how? Oh, never mind. New plan. We need to get those records. And the backups.

Oh thats an easy one! Lets go have our sandwich for lunch, and when the boys are sleeping off satisfaction, we shall find the back ups and they will have an accident of their own. :)

But Jacks don't 'have' to sleep. :P

Guess I forgot to warn you about that before.

Neither do Springheels, Oh boy, LJ, we may have gotten a bit in over our heads here. *giggle* In the best possible way! :D

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Mornin' All :)"So we're going to launch the 'Deli Jack' franchise now? Did I miss something here...?" ;P

{murmurs:} Hon, I don't think those are the type of sandwiches they were talking about. [smaller]Or my mind is just dirty.

Quote:

Just dirty enough to get the reference ;)

*Jilly's giggles can be heard from inside the limo*
LJ! Now just where were you hiding that?!

Jilly Bean wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

S***-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Except we also saw it, and we have it on hologrphic records.

Wha- how? Oh, never mind. New plan. We need to get those records. And the backups.

Oh thats an easy one! Lets go have our sandwich for lunch, and when the boys are sleeping off satisfaction, we shall find the back ups and they will have an accident of their own. :)

Okay. Sounds good to me. :)

*takes another sip of fey wine*

This is really good stuff.

Isn't it! It is so sweet that you don't even realize what you're drinking! And best part, no hangover! Well, lets tend to our boys.

S***-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Except we also saw it, and we have it on hologrphic records.

Wha- how? Oh, never mind. New plan. We need to get those records. And the backups.

Oh thats an easy one! Lets go have our sandwich for lunch, and when the boys are sleeping off satisfaction, we shall find the back ups and they will have an accident of their own. :)

Jack Hammer wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Jumping Jack wrote:

*Laughs heartily, sliding between the tow lovely ladies and wraps deceptivly powerful arms around there waist*

"Now what would you to do for that data to disappear?And how do you girls feel about "a sandwich" for lunch?" ;P

Oh my. *blush* Well, errr, I, ummm....

Or a double stacker. The more sandwich the better. ;)

Oh. *blush*

*takes another sip of fey wine*

Okay.

Okay?! Well then.. *grabs LJ by the arm and heads towards the limo* I'm good with that, as long as this isn't recorded. *looks over her shoulder and smiles slyly* You comming boys? ;)

Except we also saw it, and we have it on hologrphic records.

There's a big difference between you all seeing and them being available to the public. ;)

Jilly Bean wrote:

*giggle*
JJ can be a bit forward! *playfullu pops fey on nose* Bad Fey, Don't make her feel uncomfortable. :)

*starts at being popped, then flips up and over JB, landing silently behind her, where he gets a quick pinch*

"Now dearest, I had her comfort in mind" ;)

OH! *giggles and swoons*

lynora-Jill wrote:

Jumping Jack wrote:

*Laughs heartily, sliding between the tow lovely ladies and wraps deceptivly powerful arms around there waist*

"Now what would you to do for that data to disappear?And how do you girls feel about "a sandwich" for lunch?" ;P

Oh my. *blush* Well, errr, I, ummm....

You choose now to get shy? If it would make you feel any better we can make a Jilly Bean sandwich then. I'd bet she'd luv that." 8O

*giggle*

Jilly Bean wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Have fun. :)

"Hmmm. Methinks that your data storage is about to have a terrible, unfortunate accident." ;)

I'm liking the sound of that! Need any help?

Abosolutely. :)

** spoiler omitted **

Seems like a sound plan! So what, accidental drowning? Electricution?

Have fun. :)

"Hmmm. Methinks that your data storage is about to have a terrible, unfortunate accident." ;)

I'm liking the sound of that! Need any help?