Untitled III

[Hillbillie]

Dang revernooer mans!

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Ah'm bettin thet dang revnewer man's workin with them dang hippehs.

[Larry Lichman]

They're innit wit' the Commies. And the aliens..

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippeh aleyuns

[Hillbillie]

An' the snow. Why you think them Commies is all up north?

[Aberzombie]

Ain't nuthin rong with livin up North. Thar's sum good folk upinem hills.

[Jimmy-Joe Hayseed]

Ayup.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Sho'nuff

[Big Mammy Grillz]

*BRAAAAAP*

'Scuse me. That hippeh is sittin' uneasy-like.

*BRAAAP*

[Hillbillie]

We needs us sum strippehs!

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so, but we gotta make shor they's reel.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Ah kin do sum poledancin' if'n yew want ...

Swings around a porch support. The wooden pillar rips apart with a *CRACK* sound. BMG goes rolling into the yard.

Durn it to Gehenna!

[Celestial Healer]

That's raht SeXXy thar, Mammeh.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Whar'd evybuddy go?

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Ah wuz thinkin mebbe on gettin uh hippeh hunt started.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, zombeh, thet sounds rul gud.

[Aberzombie]

Yew thinkin we awtuh git ol'grue to sniff out sum hippehs fer us?

[Aberzombie]

Hey! Now ah'm thinkin bout it, whar is Ol'Grue? Ah ain't seen him fer uh dogs age.

[Larry Lichman]

Ah hope he's all raht. Thet dawg cud smell a hippeh mor'n a mahl awah.

[Aberzombie]

Ah'm wundrin if'n them dang hippehs ain't set uh trap fer Ol'Grue. It'd be jest lahk em, cept o'course Ol'Grue'd tar em up sumthin feerce if'n they tried it.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Larry Lichman]

Them hippehs betteh notta hert Ole Grue. If'n Ah find out they did, Ah'm gunna open up a can'a Whoopass on the lot of 'em.

[Hillbillie]

Slong's it's not a can of PBR Whoopass.

[Aberzombie]

Ah shor do lahk PBR.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

reckin.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Waggles arms and legs from prone position in yard

Ain't none a-you porch loafers gonna help a lady up?

[Aberzombie]

Shor thing Mammy.

helps Mammy up

[Larry Lichman]

Here ya go, Mammeh. Take the edge off.

*hands Mammeh a PBR*

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, zombeh.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Ah shor am gettin scairt bout Ol'Grue. He ain't nevuh bin gone this long afore....

[Aberzombie]

Whar'd evybuddy go?

[Larry Lichman]

Wuzzat?

[Celestial Healer]

Huh?

[Big Mammy Grillz]

ah'm out in the back forty looking fer ol' Grue!

[Aberzombie]

Ain't enybuddy seen Ol Grue?

[Larry Lichman]

Ah herd sum howlin' lest naht. Mebbe Ol' Grue found hisself a ladyfriend?

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah wish ole Grue wud come back...

[Tha Revinuuer Man]

Ah this hyars th' best tima th' yar. Git outcher wallets boys, the revinuuer man's back fer ol' uncle Sammy.

[Celestial Healer]

Tha Revinuuer Man wrote:

Ah this hyars th' best tima th' yar. Git outcher wallets boys, the revinuuer man's back fer ol' uncle Sammy.

BLAM!

BLAM!
BLAM!

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Yew shoot thet sumb$!#~, CH?