Untitled III

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

wuh

[Aberzombie]

Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:

Yugh maght wont ta dew somepin bough tha. Mahby Mammy kin knit yugh ah nahs sweater oar sumpin ta tahk da chil oaf. {spits terbaccy juice into spitoon}

Mammy cain't be doin nuthin raht now. She dun left onna counta sum hippeh lizerd wuz bothrin her.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

wur?

[Heathansson]

huh?

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Ayup.

[Heathansson]

are?

[Heathansson]

reckin.

[Heathansson]

ayup.

[Heathansson]

reckin.

[Grue in the Attic]

*tackles Heathy*

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Goddang lizerd hippehs.

[Aberzombie]

Goddang lizerd hippehs.

[Larry Lichman]

Yew got thet raht, AZ.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Aberzombie wrote:

Mammy cain't be doin nuthin raht now. She dun left onna counta sum hippeh lizerd wuz bothrin her.

SOMB+$$~! Dem der hippehs gotta mak lif har for er'eboddy.

Hay, dat Healer fella bin missin' a whil two nah... Ah hope heh tweren't abby-duckted or na-un. Stewpid hippehs!

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Ah ain't seen thet dang hippeh lizerd fer uh bit. Mebbe he joyn'd wunna them kamewns, er sumthin.

[Larry Lichman]

Ah reckin so.

[Aberzombie]

A shor does miss Mammy.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Aberzombie wrote:

A shor does miss Mammy.

ayyyyup.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

rikkin.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

ayup.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

reckin.

[Aberzombie]

Yew got thet raht.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Crimson Jester]

Hippe's like noodles!

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs.

[Celestial Healer]

Hippehs?! Whar?!!

GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!!!!!!

[Aberzombie]

Shoot them sumb%+%+es!

[Larry Lichman]

Git'em, CH!

[Aberzombie]

Sho'nuff.

[Celestial Healer]

Dang hippehs. Ahmagunna shoot the nex wun ah dun see roun here.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

A large form stumps up the dirt path. The porch boards creak as a quarter-ton of flesh settles herself into a large rocking chair. A moth-eaten carpet bag thumps to the ground, and a large hat with a sorry-looking stuffed vulture attached follows it

Laws a mercy that was a long trip! Yew porch loafers cleaned out alla those hippehs yet?

[Grue in the Attic]

*jumps up in Mammy's lap*

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Awww who's a good grue? Who's a good little gruey??

pets the grue and feeds it a piece of shoo-fly pie

Yer mammy's home!

[Aberzombie]

Ah'm purty shor CH dun shot them hippehs whut all looked uhlahk, Mammy.

[Butterfrog]

Sho'nuff

[Aberzombie]

Howdeh Froggeh! Ah shor am glad yew'n Mammy'r both back round.

[Celestial Healer]

Aberzombie wrote:

Howdeh Froggeh! Ah shor am glad yew'n Mammy'r both back round.

Ah tell you whut, zombeh.

[Aberzombie]

Whut?

[Celestial Healer]

Thet's raht.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Grue in the Attic]

"Whf."

[Aberzombie]

Yew tellum ol'Grue!

[The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord]

wats dat smell in here??!?

[Big Mammy Grillz]

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

wats dat smell in here??!?

I gots me some-a my cousin-sister's special spicy long pork andouille in my bag yonder. She made me up a batch special. Help yerself!

[Larry Lichman]

Thankee kindleh, Mammeh! It shor smells gud.

takes a bite outta a sausage