That's whut dey say. Ayup
Who'll git me sum more hippeh? This here stews a bit thin
{knocks on door} Good day sir or madam, I'm here selling Funky Wagnals' "Dank Memes Encyclopedia"...
Eyes hippy chick
That's awesome, how did you braid your underarm hair.
I gots me mah new fowlin' piece. It's a Sig Sauer Shoggoth Mk 325. Inter-dimensional Plasma Pulse rifle. Mah Uncle-Cousin Aloysius bought it fer me as a courtin' present.
Naow, lemme see here...
Fiddles with several knobs and cranks bolt back
Say cheese hippehs!
BAMF
Holy Trucker's Hats and PBRs! I think I was just shot so hard I died in my next life too! {croaks}
Peeks in rift from other side
It's this durn shootin' iron! It done blasted a hole clean through tew another univerts!
Dang thing is a messing with the flow of time as well. There's snow on the mountaintops yonder! Last I reckoned it twern't even near Samhain yet!
Reckin
Who let that thar dirty money on mah poarch!?!?
Ayup
Daing.
He does look mighty plump and tastee
Well, whachoo waitin' fer? Blast dat varmint!
You don't find this in the least bit metagamey?
It's even wurse! He's a dang hippeh Monkey! GETTIM!
click click
*BANG*
Quick lil critter
Chicken butt
Wheal, go shoot me a hippeh!
Did you say chicken stew man, I dig it
That's sum meat on the hoof boys!
*click click*
BANG!
Ah thinks ah missed
Man, if we all had a bong we'd all get along
*click click*
BANG!!
Dodges
The eyes are useless when the mind is blind...Heavy
My aim is off
*BANG*
You know what's cool man, put on the wizard of oz at the 3rd lion roar start playing dark side of the moon. That's some heavy shit man
Dun ferget that patchewlee stench cloud always floatin' aroun 'em two. Dang hippehs.