And even longer since the Lord Jason graced us with the immensitude of his prescence.
<Begins Bulmahn-summoning ritual.>
We're going to need a lot of beer, wenches, and food to complete the ritual!
Uuuggghhh.. my head.
After that birthday party, I spent that past few days sleeping it off. Where are we again?
LORD JASON!!!!! WOOT!!!!
We're on our way to the Mediterranian, Sir! We figured on pillaging in Greece for awhile, then hitting some of the islands to look for chicks.
Uuuggghhh.. my head.
After that birthday party, I spent that past few days sleeping it off. Where are we again?
Success!
I, um, figured we were on a boat.
Have we made it to Greece yet? Methinks we've been becalmed.
go team jason!
That's Lord Jason to you, buddy! Don't make us go all China Shop on you.
Wenches!
We need to do some pillaging.
I hear Ithaca's pretty peaceful.
There's some serving girls. Probably booze too.
Are you asking about quality? Cause I don't do that.
Serving wenches are awesome. And they love my....horns.
He who? The Lord Jason? Of course he would love them, I keep them razor sharp, just to honor his awesomeness.
practices his China Shop manuever
breaks a dancer
Dude, that sucks.
MORE RUM FOR ME!!!!
Weird. I thought for sure that Japan would have more China Shops to rummage through.
Not sure, but it seems a lot more crazy than usual. And it looks to be troll infested. Better break out the fire.....
Man, that was a long nap. Where are we?
Hmm. Where's the sky?
I can help you guys set fires!
I'm okay with fire as long as we get to smash and pillage too.
Hmmm....methinks we've been invaded my an imposter.
I'd rather just light it on fire and shove it overboard.
If you can dodge a wrench....
If we keep drinking, it never has to wear off.
I thought we had enchanted drinking mugs.
No doubt the seagulls deserved it. Those little f*+&ers.
That would be fun. And I think the Lord Jason would like it.
awakens in the crows nest
Hello? Is anybody there? Lord Jason?