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So all of a sudden they wake up one mornin' and the Greeks have gone. And there outside the city walls they've left this gift; this tribute to their valiant foes: a huge wooden horse, just large enough to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress and still leave adequate room for toilet facilities? Are you telling me not one Trojan goes, "Hang on a minute, that's a bit of a funny prezzy. What's wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?" No, they don't -- they just wheel it in and all decide to go for an early night! People that stupid deserve to be kerpowed, zapped and kersplatted in their beds! You know what the big joke is? From this particular phase in history we derive the phrase, "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts," when it would be much more logical to derive the phrase, "Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads!"
So all of a sudden they wake up one mornin' and the Greeks have gone. And there outside the city walls they've left this gift; this tribute to their valiant foes: a huge wooden horse, just large enough to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress and still leave adequate room for toilet facilities? Are you telling me not one Trojan goes, "Hang on a minute, that's a bit of a funny prezzy. What's wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?" No, they don't -- they just wheel it in and all decide to go for an early night! People that stupid deserve to be kerpowed, zapped and kersplatted in their beds! You know what the big joke is? From this particular phase in history we derive the phrase, "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts," when it would be much more logical to derive the phrase, "Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads!"
Bedevere: "Um, look, if we built this large, wooden badger..."
Arthur:(smack!)
Dwayne Dibbley.OK maybe it is the lack of sleep or maybe I live under a rock.... but can someone tell me who this is supposed to be? :/
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** spoiler omitted **So all of a sudden they wake up one mornin' and the Greeks have gone. And there outside the city walls they've left this gift; this tribute to their valiant foes: a huge wooden horse, just large enough to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress and still leave adequate room for toilet facilities? Are you telling me not one Trojan goes, "Hang on a minute, that's a bit of a funny prezzy. What's wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?" No, they don't -- they just wheel it in and all decide to go for an early night! People that stupid deserve to be kerpowed, zapped and kersplatted in their beds! You know what the big joke is? From this particular phase in history we derive the phrase, "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts," when it would be much more logical to derive the phrase, "Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads!"
So all of a sudden they wake up one mornin' and the Greeks have gone. And there outside the city walls they've left this gift; this tribute to their valiant foes: a huge wooden horse, just large enough to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress and still leave adequate room for toilet facilities? Are you telling me not one Trojan goes, "Hang on a minute, that's a bit of a funny prezzy. What's wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?" No, they don't -- they just wheel it in and all decide to go for an early night! People that stupid deserve to be kerpowed, zapped and kersplatted in their beds! You know what the big joke is? From this particular phase in history we derive the phrase, "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts," when it would be much more logical to derive the phrase, "Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads!"
Bedevere: "Um, look, if we built this large, wooden badger..."
Arthur:(smack!)
I mostly resemble that remark. :)
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Ok I can see already that Paizo is gonna be trouble, he climbed right out of his box and right onto the couch and is now sleeping on my lap.You can't help it...** spoiler omitted **
I just had to say it.
NICE!. :D
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From most of the threads I read today, I can't disagree. :)
Can you believe I had to click on my own spoiler to see what you agreed with? :/
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Can you believe I had to click on my own spoiler to see what you agreed with? :/Ok I can see already that Paizo is gonna be trouble, he climbed right out of his box and right onto the couch and is now sleeping on my lap.You can't help it...** spoiler omitted **
I just had to say it.
NICE!. :D
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From most of the threads I read today, I can't disagree. :)
Lack of sleep will do that to you. Just as long as the appliances don't start talking to you. :)
Can you believe I had to click on my own spoiler to see what you agreed with? :/Lack of sleep will do that to you. Just as long as the appliances don't start talking to you. :)
{whispers:} Put some aluminum foil in me. C'mon, you know you want to.
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dwayne dibbley?Dwayne Dibbley.OK maybe it is the lack of sleep or maybe I live under a rock.... but can someone tell me who this is supposed to be? :/
Wow.... can I have my 5 minutes back please? ;)
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{whispers:} Put some aluminum foil in me. C'mon, you know you want to.Can you believe I had to click on my own spoiler to see what you agreed with? :/Lack of sleep will do that to you. Just as long as the appliances don't start talking to you. :)
You know.... that is fun. Just make sure kids aren't around when you do it. :P
You know.... that is fun. Just make sure kids aren't around when you do it. :P{whispers:} Put some aluminum foil in me. C'mon, you know you want to.Can you believe I had to click on my own spoiler to see what you agreed with? :/Lack of sleep will do that to you. Just as long as the appliances don't start talking to you. :)
WATCH OUT PAIZO!!!
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You know.... that is fun. Just make sure kids aren't around when you do it. :P{whispers:} Put some aluminum foil in me. C'mon, you know you want to.Can you believe I had to click on my own spoiler to see what you agreed with? :/Lack of sleep will do that to you. Just as long as the appliances don't start talking to you. :)
WATCH OUT PAIZO!!!
And you just made me relize how important this cat is..... I mean if we don't take care of him then there will be no more Paizo. :/
And you just made me relize how important this cat is..... I mean if we don't take care of him then there will be no more Paizo. :/You know.... that is fun. Just make sure kids aren't around when you do it. :P{whispers:} Put some aluminum foil in me. C'mon, you know you want to.Can you believe I had to click on my own spoiler to see what you agreed with? :/Lack of sleep will do that to you. Just as long as the appliances don't start talking to you. :)
WATCH OUT PAIZO!!!
That's some weird meta-reality thing you've got going on, Moorluck. You're on some good drugs. :)
{whispers:} Put some aluminum foil in me. C'mon, you know you want to.You know.... that is fun. Just make sure kids aren't around when you do it. :P
CD-Rs work too and leave neat fractal patterns.
WATCH OUT PAIZO!!!
Be very careful with cats and microwaves. Once they figure out you can warm up their moist catfood, they will refuse to eat it cold from the fridge. :)
And you just made me relize how important this cat is..... I mean if we don't take care of him then there will be no more Paizo. :/That's some weird meta-reality thing you've got going on, Moorluck. You're on some good drugs. :)
Still makes more sense than the setting canon for blowing up Faerun
Good night, everyone. I plan to wake up and see this thread over 5,100 posts tomorrow. :)
G'night, Taig.
I'm gonna turn in too. G'night Moorluck (and little Paizo).
Good night everyone. Once I am done with work, I am going to try to get to bed early. ~grimaces~ Well, I said I would try!
Still makes more sense than the setting canon for blowing up FaerunAnd you just made me relize how important this cat is..... I mean if we don't take care of him then there will be no more Paizo. :/That's some weird meta-reality thing you've got going on, Moorluck. You're on some good drugs. :)
On Gleemax 4-Epsilon, our superior intellects have learned how to drop continents, as you would say, "willy nilly".
My probe would like a word with you...
Good night, Ambrosia Slaad. Don't let the dragons bite. :)
Thanks, Moorluck! No hurry. I've had a couple of people go over the scenario, and I got some feedback. This one might have a chance. <Crosses fingers>
mine!
Damn, Jenifer is obviously favored of Lamashtu.
Anyone ever seen a movie called The '60s? I spent my afternoon watching it. Since Jerry O'Connel is in it and he is one of my favorite actors, I thought I'd give it a chance. It wasn't all that bad.
Jenifer, in my opinion has some good ideas and one particularly good scene, but relies too much on gross-out and falls short of terror.
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Jenifer, in my opinion has some good ideas and one particularly good scene, but relies too much on gross-out and falls short of terror.
Sounds like a pretty good idea, but they seem to think gore equals horror these days, I had looked at picking this up, what do you think?
On an Eagles kick. Hotel California rocks, still have the lyrics memorized. :D
I watched it for free on Netflix. I wouldn't have wanted to pay anything for it, though. While I appreciate the ideas, I'm mostly disappointed for what it could have been/should have been: Argento got lazy and relied on sex and gore. (On the other hand, written by Steven Weber, really? I had no idea the man had a brain--bully for him!) Finding good horror is not easy.
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I watched it for free on Netflix. I wouldn't have wanted to pay anything for it, though. While I appreciate the ideas, I'm mostly disappointed for what it could have been/should have been: Argento got lazy and relied on sex and gore. (On the other hand, written by Steven Weber, really? I had no idea the man had a brain--bully for him!) Finding good horror is not easy.
Thats about what I figured but thanks for letting me know. Horror sucks anymore.... sex and gore are not scarry, gross maybe, but not frightening. :/
That is and always will be one of my favorite songs.... we know you have good taste in music now at least. :)
Cool. I'm really into 80s music, Jazz and the ocassional pop artist.
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Anyone ever seen a movie called The '60s? I spent my afternoon watching it. Since Jerry O'Connel is in it and he is one of my favorite actors, I thought I'd give it a chance. It wasn't all that bad.I don't think I've heard of that one before, but I agree O'Connel is a good actor.
Sliders FTW!!!
Sliders FTW!!!
It's my all time favorite Sci-Fi show.
Hi folks!
How is everyones night?
The kitten is so cute tonight, but he did jump up to try and share my sandwhich...so we have to work on that. :)