I'll still respect you after we divvy up treasure.
C'mon back to my place baby and I'll show you how I got max ranks in Sexy. ;)
My Charisma may be average, but I have max ranks in Ride.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I roll initative?
Busy times in SoFaWTL!!!
Solnes, sorry you had such a stressful morning.
CH and David, good luck with your respective interviews. I hope you both get the jobs you are looking for.
Lynora, glad to hear your son had an improved day. Sorry that he's still having trouble.
And to go with the theme, and stealing from Weird Al:
You must have fallen without slow fall
That would explain how you messed up your face
Can I be your animal companion?
You must be a high level Rogue, cause you just stole my heart.
EDIT: Fixed it. :P
Good ones Taig! :)
Last night she thought I cast earthquake on the bed.
Moorluck wrote: My Charisma may be average, but I have max ranks in Ride. OKay this is the best one so far. lol. :D
My wife's home, and we're going to go out to dinner for our 19th anniversary! I can't believe she's put up with me for this long. :)
Have a good evening, everyone.
taig wrote: My wife's home, and we're going to go out to dinner for our 19th anniversary! I can't believe she's put up with me for this long. :)
Have a good evening, everyone.
Happy Anniversary!
Looks like you've got the Angel Template going.
Did you know that gamers do it all night long?
Emperor7 wrote: taig wrote: My wife's home, and we're going to go out to dinner for our 19th anniversary! I can't believe she's put up with me for this long. :)
Have a good evening, everyone.
Happy Anniversary! +1
taig wrote: My wife's home, and we're going to go out to dinner for our 19th anniversary! I can't believe she's put up with me for this long. :)
Have a good evening, everyone.
A very Happy Anniversary to you guys! :)
I have the looks of an elf, the skill of a human, and the stamina of a dwarf. ;)
Hey baby, you wanna weild my Dragonlance?
Really lame joke....
Why did everybody wanna be around the Red Dragon?
When I'm around you I always fail my Will save.
- Lynora-Jill
So any chance I can see what the sorceress wears under her robes?
Jack Hammer wrote: When I'm around you I always fail my Will save.
- Lynora-Jill
*blush* I did say that, didn't I
So when did you get divine rank? Cause you must be a goddess.
So one day an Elf, a Gnome, and a Dwarf are sitting around talking about "love making".
The Elf says "We elves are the greatest lovers, why last night I made love to my wife 3 times, and this morning she said to me Eliendor you are more than a man, you a are an angel."
The Gnome said to this "HA! Last night I made love to my wife 6 times, and she told me this morning Dwimble, you are a god!"
Both of them then looked to their dwarven friend and ask if he had made love last night.
"Yup, me and mine made love once last night" the dwarf replied.
Laughing the elf asked him "And what did your wife say this morning?"
"By the Gods Torg! Aren't you done yet!?" :P
Anti Alias wrote: Boo!
*BOOM!!*
Oh crap! I thought you were someone else. :/
Moorluck wrote: Anti Alias wrote: Boo!
*BOOM!!*
Oh crap! I thought you were someone else. :/ You can't hurt me, because I don't have any substance! :P
Thanks for the anniversary wishes, everyone.
I'm signing off for the night. I'll be back tomorrow. I've got to take my daughter to a doctor's appointment in the afternoon, so I'm taking the afternoon off. I should be able to post a *little* more then.
Lynora, I'm really going to make a character for your game, and I'm really sorry I've been slacking. :S
taig wrote: Thanks for the anniversary wishes, everyone.
I'm signing off for the night. I'll be back tomorrow. I've got to take my daughter to a doctor's appointment in the afternoon, so I'm taking the afternoon off. I should be able to post a *little* more then.
Lynora, I'm really going to make a character for your game, and I'm really sorry I've been slacking. :S
g'night, taig. It's okay. I can be patient. :)
Anti Alias wrote: Moorluck wrote: Anti Alias wrote: Boo!
*BOOM!!*
Oh crap! I thought you were someone else. :/ You can't hurt me, because I don't have any substance! :P
Gator Ade out the nose!! :D
taig wrote: Thanks for the anniversary wishes, everyone.
I'm signing off for the night. I'll be back tomorrow. I've got to take my daughter to a doctor's appointment in the afternoon, so I'm taking the afternoon off. I should be able to post a *little* more then.
Lynora, I'm really going to make a character for your game, and I'm really sorry I've been slacking. :S
G'nite bud. Don't go to sleep too soon. ;)
Looks like I missed a lot. Well, Happy Anniversary, Taig, if you check back in. (Hopefully, you'll be too busy.)
mine! The ninth to last is mine!
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote: mine! The ninth to last is mine! ~spanks the Leprechaun~ Now behave yourself!
Is that a disincentive or an incentive to Spanky?
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Boobs!
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Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Is that an disincentive or an incentive to Spanky? ~winces~ Oh no! He is liable to take that as an incentive and start to act almost as bad as a poodle.
Neener, neener Spanky! ~grins~
Now Spanky the Leprechaun
and Johnny and Scott are friends...
taig wrote: My wife's home, and we're going to go out to dinner for our 19th anniversary! I can't believe she's put up with me for this long. :)
Have a good evening, everyone.
Happy Anniversary Taig! I told the hubby to tell you earlier..he musta forgot. :D
I hope your dinner...and ..well.. and...were awesome!
Nice pick up lines there guys. You know they may be lame..but as a gamer I found many of them cute. :)
Came home early sick. Watched a show with hubby, did my EDU response, and now I am not sleepy. There is something wrong with this!
Sharoth wrote: Neener, neener Spanky! ~grins~ Thats mature. ;)
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