But she doesn't like chicken, she prefers lamb.The chicken suit does add a certain savoir faire to the deal dont you think?Yes you are. But not for that, for dressing up in a chicken suit and trying to pick up Jessica Alba look-alikesWhere do people get these ideas?Don't ask me. I wandered back into the pet shop again, so I'm clearly nuts.
Hollywood, CA - A strange woman in a lamb
costume accosted Jessica Alba outside arestaurant. Security dragged her away as
she shouted, "Baa-Ram-Ewe!" repeatedly at
the startled young starlet.
Time to go home. Talk to you all later.
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But she doesn't like chicken, she prefers lamb.The chicken suit does add a certain savoir faire to the deal dont you think?Yes you are. But not for that, for dressing up in a chicken suit and trying to pick up Jessica Alba look-alikesWhere do people get these ideas?Don't ask me. I wandered back into the pet shop again, so I'm clearly nuts.Hollywood, CA - A strange woman in a lamb
costume accosted Jessica Alba outside a
restaurant. Security dragged her away as
she shouted, "Baa-Ram-Ewe!" repeatedly at
the startled young starlet.
in a related story Ms. Alba was seen posting bail for an unknown woman and later that morning boarded a private flight for the island resort of Hedonism, saying to reporters "I finally found my sould mate, I never new untill last night that I had a furry fetish. This reporter wishes the actress and her new found love intrest the best of luck."
Yeah remember when we were earlier discussing posts we decide not to post? I had a pet shop one queued up, and said to myself: 'Is this post REALLY neccessary?'Where do people get these ideas?Don't ask me. I wandered back into the pet shop again, so I'm clearly nuts.
Heh-heh. I stayed out...even though Fryer tried to suck me in. ;)
I ordered pizza. I want my wife to baby me, but she's too tired, so I'll just have pizza therapy.
in a related story Ms. Alba was seen posting bail for an unknown woman and later that morning boarded a private flight for the island resort of Hedonism, saying to reporters "I finally found my sould mate, I never new untill last night that I had a furry fetish. This reporter wishes the actress and her new found love intrest the best of luck."Hollywood, CA - A strange woman in a lamb
costume accosted Jessica Alba outside a
restaurant. Security dragged her away as
she shouted, "Baa-Ram-Ewe!" repeatedly at
the startled young starlet.
Miss Alba is lusciously wonderful {sigh} but dressing as a furry might be a deal-breaker for me.
I find my newly discovered limit on depravity... disturbing.
M, in response to the second comment, when I got a critique from SKR and Clark, they basically said that my item was not fun (I think Clark referred to it as one of the worst items in the contest).
Damn. I either completely missed that or forgot it. Saying it's not fun, okay, but the parenthetical comment is harsh. I mean, I get stuff that sucks all the time, but I vent outloud while I grade and translate what I put on paper, if I put it down at all. "The logical thread could have been stronger throughout your essay" (=I have never read such incoherent s%&# in my entire life! Were you stoned when you wrote this, or did you type the essay with your ass and get lucky by making actual words?!)
This makes me a bit worried over the assignments I post here. Maybe I should send them to Maurk before turning them in. :\
Okay, how many times a day do you guys type out a post and then say, naa, I don't need to post that? For me, I'd say it's usually twice a day.
Only once or twice. I think I recently showed the amount of patience and politness I am capable of. :\
G'night Taig, Jester
Edit: Ooo, my Into the Darklands & Book of the Damned: Volume 1 came today. w00t!
Now I'm thinking I was insensitive. Didn't mean to vent at yr expense, Taig ol boy. I wasn't saying the two were commensurate, I was just saying that even in cases where something really is horrible, I think people shouldn't go out of there way to be cruel when they feel they must give negative feedback.It's like Solnes' reaction to the advice she got (in fact, in light of that, a bad critique is nothing in comparison). I can laugh about it now. I'm weird in that I'd rather hear something than "Um, thanks but no thanks." For some reason, that gnaws at me more than getting direct feedback.
You got all cold and then hot and you saw red and wanted to hit someone? ;)
Ok, caught up and now time for work.
I ordered pizza. I want my wife to baby me, but she's too tired, so I'll just have pizza therapy.Mmmmmm Pizza........ Tell that woman to know her role and get to rubbin' your feet while you enjoy that pie. ;)
Hunny, don't give relationship advice.....really...don't. :)
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Hunny, don't give relationship advice.....really...don't. :)I ordered pizza. I want my wife to baby me, but she's too tired, so I'll just have pizza therapy.Mmmmmm Pizza........ Tell that woman to know her role and get to rubbin' your feet while you enjoy that pie. ;)
But I got you, so I can't be all that wrong. ;)
Enjoy your goodies, Ambrosia!
Don't worry, Solnes, I'm not as dumb as I sometimes post. ;)
You got all cold and then hot and you saw red and wanted to hit someone? ;)Now I'm thinking I was insensitive. Didn't mean to vent at yr expense, Taig ol boy. I wasn't saying the two were commensurate, I was just saying that even in cases where something really is horrible, I think people shouldn't go out of there way to be cruel when they feel they must give negative feedback.It's like Solnes' reaction to the advice she got (in fact, in light of that, a bad critique is nothing in comparison). I can laugh about it now. I'm weird in that I'd rather hear something than "Um, thanks but no thanks." For some reason, that gnaws at me more than getting direct feedback.
Not quite. I got hot, then cold, saw mauve, then wanted to set fire to the neighbor's house. :)
Yeah, that was before the move. Luckily, the garage with all the RPG stuff didn't catch fire.
This post is like sitting on a surfboard waiting for my wave, but uneasy about engaging any that come along. I keep waiting for a drastic switch to a new chapter so I won't have to read back too far.
When that happens LOOGOUT! HANG TEN! LOOGITME! AAAAAA! I'M OFF BALANCE! I'M FALLING TOWARD MY BOARD RIGHT AS THE WAVE SPUN IT AROUND AND FORCED THE BLADE UP INTO MY CHEST CAVITY WITH THE FORCE OF A BULL'S KICK! I'M ELEVEN FEET UNDERWATER - A BUOY IN REVERSE, LIFELESS AND BOBBING AND WATCHING A MAJOR ORGAN SWIM OUT OF MY CHEST INTO THE CURRENT'S GENTLE STRUM... AND NO ONE KNOWS I'M EVEN OUT HERE...
Why do all my fantasies end with me suffering death by clumsiness?
Sometimes I amaze myself with my ability to lash out at the person I love the most, and in an instant turn a pleasant night into a ragefest. 'Night guys, see you all tomorrow.
Night, Moorluck. I hope your evening improves. :S
Never happen. Surf in waters where your glib tongue serves as your surf board, and you'll be safe enough.
Huh, what happened to my "Eek!"?
Rone must of knocked it flyin with all his surfin shenanigans.
Sometimes I amaze myself with my ability to lash out at the person I love the most, and in an instant turn a pleasant night into a ragefest. 'Night guys, see you all tomorrow.
Yeah.
Well, I can post double EEK! now.
Starts searching around for the glass case Moorluck gave me labeled "In case I say something stupid, break!"
~reads all the posts and gives a sagely "Hmmmnnnnnnnn..."~
I hope that things go well for everyone.
Never happen. Surf in waters where your glib tongue serves as your surf board, and you'll be safe enough.
How much do I want to see a picture of that now?
Anyone who can draw or paint a picture of me surfing on my own giant silver tongue wins my undying gratitude.
Need a photo, just ask. ;)
Taig, you have daydreams go unnaturally south on you too? Sucks, doesn't it?
night all - must go to store and then family time
(That's what I get for working backwards through the missed posts)
Good night, CJ. Enjoy your family time.
Never happen. Surf in waters where your glib tongue serves as your surf board, and you'll be safe enough.How much do I want to see a picture of that now?
Anyone who can draw or paint a picture of me surfing on my own giant silver tongue wins my undying gratitude.
Need a photo, just ask. ;)
Taig, you have daydreams go unnaturally south on you too? Sucks, doesn't it?
Yes it does. I'm having a perfectly good daydream, then my brain goes "Hey, how about this here worst case scenario?" It doesn't stop me from daydreaming, though. Which means I must be insane...
Sometimes I amaze myself with my ability to lash out at the person I love the most, and in an instant turn a pleasant night into a ragefest. 'Night guys, see you all tomorrow.Yeah.
Awwww, darn it. Forgive him? He's only a man. :)
Can I paint or can I paint? If only I could do it with a brush as I do with words.
People, Rone will really send you glossies, but remember, you asked for them.
Awwww, darn it. Forgive him? He's only a man. :)Sometimes I amaze myself with my ability to lash out at the person I love the most, and in an instant turn a pleasant night into a ragefest. 'Night guys, see you all tomorrow.Yeah.
I always do.
Awwww, darn it. Forgive him? He's only a man. :)Sometimes I amaze myself with my ability to lash out at the person I love the most, and in an instant turn a pleasant night into a ragefest. 'Night guys, see you all tomorrow.Yeah.
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Hey, wait!
Awwww, darn it. Forgive him? He's only a man. :)Sometimes I amaze myself with my ability to lash out at the person I love the most, and in an instant turn a pleasant night into a ragefest. 'Night guys, see you all tomorrow.Yeah.+
Hey, wait!
Just roll with it, brother. In the end, it's all we got.
Can I paint or can I paint? If only I could do it with a brush as I do with words.
People, Rone will really send you glossies, but remember, you asked for them.
You should enter an item for RPG SupaStah!
My cool assed excellent freaky item doesn't work with the rulez, and ergo doesn't show any command of them. Just an ability to freak out mafa's with whack stuff stoleded from ancient religions.
:(
Rough night
Gonna get off and just get to work. Later guys
Can I paint or can I paint? If only I could do it with a brush as I do with words.
People, Rone will really send you glossies, but remember, you asked for them.
You should enter an item for RPG SupaStah!
December is WAY too crazy for me. I should prepare for it next year, when I ain't dissertating 'n' such.
Bummer!
December is WAY too crazy for me. I should prepare for it next year, when I ain't dissertating 'n' such.Can I paint or can I paint? If only I could do it with a brush as I do with words.
People, Rone will really send you glossies, but remember, you asked for them.
You should enter an item for RPG SupaStah!
Me too actually.
Can I paint or can I paint? If only I could do it with a brush as I do with words.
People, Rone will really send you glossies, but remember, you asked for them.
Am I that predictable?
:(
Rough night
Gonna get off and just get to work. Later guys
:( :(
Night Solnes. I hope things work out.
Spanky, which "me"?
Rone, it's good that you're known for who you are. Dependable and so forth. (As if people can't predict me as often as not around here.)
in a related story Ms. Alba was seen posting bail for an unknown woman and later that morning boarded a private flight for the island resort of Hedonism, saying to reporters "I finally found my sould mate, I never new untill last night that I had a furry fetish. This reporter wishes the actress and her new found love intrest the best of luck."Hollywood, CA - A strange woman in a lamb
costume accosted Jessica Alba outside a
restaurant. Security dragged her away as
she shouted, "Baa-Ram-Ewe!" repeatedly at
the startled young starlet.Miss Alba is lusciously wonderful {sigh} but dressing as a furry might be a deal-breaker for me.
I find my newly discovered limit on depravity... disturbing.
Well, I find it understandable. Furry is just...too far.
And I think this is a good time to watch the dvd I just got from Netflix. Good Luck Chuck. I fully expect the movie to suck pond rocks, but it has Jessica Alba in it, so it can't be all bad. :)
Spanky, which "me"?
Rone, it's good that you're known for who you are. Dependable and so forth. (As if people can't predict me as often as not around here.)
the December thing.