Whatt-R-BTL |
Whatt looks at Liam levelly...well, he would, but his eyes still aren't tracking perfectly, but he's coming down from his pharmasutical trip. "Theriouthly, if you are having problemth with you equipment, it thould be thecked out by the Team'th offithial Equipment Guy. The PDThee ith The Computer'th gift to you. Only The Computer, or it'th duly apppointed reprethentative thould give or taketh away."
Once disembarking from the elevator, Whatt again starts scanning for a B3 vender on the way to R&D.
"Ooooooooh! Intheniarith!! What better way to thay Death to Commieth!!
GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex |
Sam
Liam
Chuckles
Tataz
oh Sam
Whatt
Tataz-R-BIG-1 |
GM:
Once disembarking from the elevator, Whatt again starts scanning for a B3 vender on the way to R&D.
Is my "illegal" experimental B3 in a container that is indistinguishable from regular? If I offered one to poor Whatt, is it obvious from the can that it isn't normal?
I'm wondering if the elevator ride shook the cabonation up really good......muahahaa
Chuckles-R-DRR |
Now which pill was that?
CHuckles! ** spoiler omitted **
Chuckles suddenly perks up with unrestrained intensity. He becomes incredibly impatient and antsy. He glances back and forth from Sam to the blast door, to Sam, to the door with an owl-like craning of the neck. From out of nowhere he begins hopping on the balls of his feet in a tight, obtrusive circle around Sam and speed talking right in his face, "Hey! HEYTEAMLEADER! Are we ready to go yet? So are we? Huh-HUH? Because I'm ready! Areyouready? IAM!!" ::boing boing:: he bounds between each team member with sudden catlike precision and frantically asks, "Canwego?" "Youready?" "AREWETHEREYET?" "WHAT IS THE HOLD UP!?"
Unannounced, Chuckles runs several steps towards the door, and then back again, runs towards the door, and back, all while throwing his knees up almost high enough to crack himself in the chin, and flailing his arms with incredible speed. The entire time, he's laughing in sporadic and choppy bursts. Laughing through his clenched teeth at nothing in particular.
GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex |
GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex wrote:Now which pill was that?
CHuckles! ** spoiler omitted **
Chuckles suddenly perks up with unrestrained intensity. He becomes incredibly impatient and antsy. He glances back and forth from Sam to the blast door, to Sam, to the door with an owl-like craning of the neck. From out of nowhere he begins hopping on the balls of his feet in a tight, obtrusive circle around Sam and speed talking right in his face, "Hey! HEYTEAMLEADER! Are we ready to go yet? So are we? Huh-HUH? Because I'm ready! Areyouready? IAM!!" ::boing boing:: he bounds between each team member with sudden catlike precision and frantically asks, "Canwego?" "Youready?" "AREWETHEREYET?" "WHAT IS THE HOLD UP!?"
Unannounced, Chuckles runs several steps towards the door, and then back again, runs towards the door, and back, all while throwing his knees up almost high enough to crack himself in the chin, and flailing his arms with incredible speed. The entire time, he's laughing in sporadic and choppy bursts. Laughing through his clenched teeth at nothing in particular.
GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex |
Whatt:
As Whatt swipes his ME Card to get his B3 for his algae-chip parched throat, the machine drops a B3 into the LZ.
"Thank you Whatt-R-BTL, your ME Card has been charged 1 credit"
then another B3 drops into the LZ
"Thank you Whatt-R-BTL, your ME Card has been charged 1 credit"
then another B3 drops into the LZ
"Thank you Whatt-R-BTL, your ME Card has been charged 2 credits"
then another B3 drops into the LZ
"Thank you Whatt-R-BTL, your ME Card has been charged 3 credits"
then another B3 drops into the LZ
"Thank you Whatt-R-BTL, your ME Card has been charged 5 credits"
then another B3 drops into the LZ
"Thank you Whatt-R-BTL, your ME Card has been charged 8 credits"...
get where this is going? the capacity for these machines is over 200 cans...
Chuckles-R-DRR |
Whatt: ** spoiler omitted **
As Whatt swipes his ME Card to get his B3 for his algae-chip parched throat, the machine drops a B3 into the LZ.
"Thank you Whatt-R-BTL, your ME Card has been charged 1 credit"
then another B3 drops into the LZ
"Thank you Whatt-R-BTL, your ME Card has been charged 1 credit"
then another B3 drops into the LZ
"Thank you Whatt-R-BTL, your ME Card has been charged 2 credits"
then another B3 drops into the LZ
"Thank you Whatt-R-BTL, your ME Card has been charged 3 credits"
then another B3 drops into the LZ
"Thank you Whatt-R-BTL, your ME Card has been charged 5 credits"
then another B3 drops into the LZ
"Thank you Whatt-R-BTL, your ME Card has been charged 8 credits"...
get where this is going? the capacity for these machines is over 200 cans...
I am aghast at the sheer evil.
Whatt-R-BTL |
Non-plussed, Whatt picks up the first can without pause and guzzles it. Then he takes a second bottle and guzzles that, too. His terrible thirst slaked, he smiles and addresses the machine. He pokes the dispenser button to make sure it is not stuck and jiggles any interface handle gently to see if there is any componant stuck there...
If nothing happens, he calmly fishes out his PDC and tries to place a call to this level's Vending Machine Maintenance PLC. As he does, he calmly tosses fresh cans of B3 to the rest of the team. Wether he gets a human or a recording service he gives the following information:
"Good daycycle, Citizens! Today is a Blessed day that The Computer has Booted Up! My name is Whatt-R-BTL-1 and I'm reporting a problem with vending machine LQ1D-R3fR3$m3Nt\2.3 I initiated a purchase and the my ME Card has been charged, but it keeps vending and charging my card increasing sums. I do some bot programming with my Service Company and it sounds like it might have blown a Fibonacchi Supression Resistor. I am happy to pay for the product dispensed, but I hope my account can be credited for the proper fees. Go with The Computer's blessing. Thank you."
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GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex |
another B3 drops into the LZ
"Thank you Whatt-R-BTL, your ME Card has been charged 13 credits"
Whatt:
another B3 drops into the LZ
"Thank you Whatt-R-BTL, your ME Card has been charged 21 credits"
Liam:
another B3 drops into the LZ
"Thank you Whatt-R-BTL, your ME Card has been charged 34 credits"
Liam-R-PZO |
GM:
Liam shoves a can of Bouncy Bubble Beverage into his pocket before readying the camera to film Sam's upcoming stunt.
Chuckles-R-DRR |
Chuckles is too busy running in place and hyping himself up to notice Whatt's B3 offering. It bounces off of Chuckles' chest and ricochets in some random direction. He begins to shuffle step from side to side in an insane spastic fury, kicking cans this way and that as they continue popping out of the machine.
Whatt-R-BTL |
Whatt sighs and stuffs as many B3 cans in his pockets as he can fit and starts walking toward R&D. The mission was too important, too much of a sacred trust.
"Well, this will sort itself out as it will. I've faith that The Computer will provide. And worst case scenario, I will have to work off probably not more than 280,571,172,992,510,140,037,611,932,413,038,677,189,525 credits. As long as it is toiling in The Computer's name, I am happy."
GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex |
Whatt:
Sam:
WHOOPS-R-UOK |
A red citizen comes skipping up to the group looking at all the B3 rolling around.
"Hello fellow citizens! I am looking for team leader SAM-R-SPD. The Computer in all its glorious benevolence has sent me as a replacement Equipment Guy.My name is WHOOPS-R-UOK, and boy am I happy to be assigned to such a swell looking group of troubleshooters. Yup, yup!Whoops beams a big smile at everyone
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looking over to the machine spitting out the B3.
"Oh that must be the vending unit I got a maintenance message about. Well we better hustle on over to R&D so I can come back here and take a look at that. Defiantly, Defiantly. nodding vigorously he looks from one citizen to the next. the head nod starts to become a bounce as he looks at Chuckles, and becomes a full blown hop by the time he completes his circuit of looking at everyone. you notice he starts to itch his left arm as he hops up and down Smiling frantically.
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GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex |
A red citizen comes skipping up to the group looking at all the B3 rolling around.
"Hello fellow citizens! I am looking for team leader SAM-R-SPD. The Computer in all its glorious benevolence has sent me as a replacement Equipment Guy.My name is WHOOPS-R-UOK, and boy am I happy to be assigned to such a swell looking group of troubleshooters. Yup, yup!Whoops beams a big smile at everyone
GM
** spoiler omitted **
looking over to the machine spitting out the B3.
"Oh that must be the vending unit I got a maintenance message about. Well we better hustle on over to R&D so I can come back here and take a look at that. Defiantly, Defiantly. nodding vigorously he looks from one citizen to the next. the head nod starts to become a bounce as he looks at Chuckles, and becomes a full blown hop by the time he completes his circuit of looking at everyone. you notice he starts to itch his left arm as he hops up and down Smiling frantically.
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Sam-R-SPD |
Greetings happy, loyal citizen. I am Sam-R-SPD. Welcome to the team! Here is your equipment badge. I was just going to demonstrate to my team how Bouncy Bubble Beverage helps to improve my aim. Could you help me out? I just need you to toss a can of triple B up into the air, so that I can take a shot at it. Sam waves his pistol excitedly and tosses Whoops his Equipment Guy badge and a can of triple B.
Sam-R-SPD |
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Tataz-R-BIG-1 |
As he does, he calmly tosses fresh cans of B3 to the rest of the team.
"Only a Commie would share so freely! Are you a Commie Whatt-R-BTL?"
Bouncing over to stand near Whoops
"Good to meet you Whoops - it's a like so glorious and wonderful to have a new member of our loyal faithful non-mutant, non traitorous team"
(I bounce up and down in rhythm with the hyper Whoops - my assets bouncing solidly smacking me in the face; Stopping to look at Whatt)
"Well....maybe all non-traitorous...."
Hey Whatt throw a can up in the air and I'll shoot it with my blaster.
"Here, Sam-R, I'll throw one for you to shoot!"
GM
Throwing directly at Sam to hit him with a line drive - if he shoots at "it" or "me" Whoops is conveniently standing between Sam and I - in the way.
USING 2 PERVERSITY POINTS
Can I make that a Narrow Specialty skill,
"Throwing Bouncy Bubble Beverage Cans At Teammates"
provided of course this game has something like that - which I wouldn't know if it did or didn't since I of course do not know the rules.....?
And of course will act surprised and shocked at any bad outcome as if it just slipped and was an accident....
afterall: "I throw like a girl!"
GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex |
Tataz
SAM:
ALL: New ruling, you can spending perversity points tentatively, like holding an action
example: Player Chuckles tells me in a spoiler "I will spend 5 PP to have the shot miss me and hit my team-mate."
while the Team Leader sends me a spoiler saying "I want the weapon to backfire and I'll spend 10 PP."
I will charge you 1 non-refundable PP as a down-payment for the action, just to keep everyone from doing tentative Perversity point spending on the littleist things...
Chuckles-R-DRR |
Chuckles enthusiastically points a finger a little too close to Whoops' face and shouts, "HEYITSANEWGUY!" He pulls out a black pill with a red dot and frantically introduces himself, "I'M CHUCKLES, THE HAPPINESS OCCIFUR-hehe-OFFICER!" He wags the pill in Whoops' face, "Heeere newguynewguynewguy!" (in a sing-songy voice) "It's HAPPYHAPPYTIME!"
Chuckles feeds the red pill to Whoops, accidentally slapping him in the mouth doing so. He gasps an excited gasp when he sees some cans of B3 still rolling around, grabs one, and cracks it open. "Wash it down with this, Whoopsy boy!" Chuckles shoves the can in Whoops' face with an unsteady, jittery hand, an impatient (or possibly just hyper) foot tapping, and his eye twitching in a crazed manner. B3 starts to splatter as Chuckles waits for him to take the can.
Chuckles-R-DRR |
Sam-R-SPD wrote:Thanks Tataz. I'm glad I can always count on you to throw your cans around. It makes me so happy."You're welcome! Well...if you think throwing my cans around is good....you see what I can do with my jugs!"
Chuckles cranes his neck to stare at Tataz for a minute and then screeches, "....I DON'T GET IT!"
Sam-R-SPD |
Sam stares at Tataz for a moment. He vaguely feels his jumpsuit getting tighter around the crotchal region, but he can't quite figure out why.
Assuming Whoops throws the can in the air. Sam watches the can spin end over end for a split second. His gun waves around wildly in the air as he appears to be trying to track the movements of the can. Suddenly he let's loose a shot. ZAP!!!
WHOOPS!
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GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex |
That B3 machine malfunction made for some great RP...keep it up guys!
Whoops, your avatar looks like Dwayne Dibbley on clone #9 or so...serious genetic drift...
Dwayne Dibbley, I don't wanna be Dwayne Dibbley
Sam, looks like we need to up your homone dosages!!! Oh, or just drink that B3, or have some Fun Fun Algae chips...that'll take care of those strange feelings
WHOOPS-R-UOK |
"OOhhhh! Happy, Happy!" Whoops swallows the pill and grabs the can of B3 chugging it in one long gulp then tossing it into the air.
"Boy you sure do love B3 WHATT!" whoops now bouncing in time with TATAZ.
" Good old LQ1D-R3fR3$m3Nt\3.2 Really seems to be giving you plenty of B3. If we Hurry to R&D I can get back here to sort that out. Yes sir, Yes sir." Whoops shines and pins his Equipment Guy badge onto his suit.
Chuckles-R-DRR |
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Just as Sam is aiming for the airborne can, Chuckles starts up with another of his super charged tippy toe spazz dances and bumps Sam's shootin' arm, causing him to overreact and fire a second accidental shot. In the general direction Tataz, Whatt, Liam and Whoops. Right as Chuckles notices he's bumped so violently into his team leader, he hunches down into an on-the-spot duck and cover position, holding his arms over his own head as a purely nervous reaction.
I know Chuckles is unaware of what is going to happen, but he does know that he just slammed into the guy with the laser, and his immediate reaction is to cower and duck. Oh I'll roll a d20 if necessary, but invisible castle seems to be down atm.
Whatt-R-BTL |
Whatt wrinkles his nose at Tataz accuzation. "No, Tataz-R-BIG-1, I can give some of my Bouncy Bubble Beverage to my Troubleshooting teammates as a communion of The Computer's gifts to us. It is for team building and nourishment. This is The Computer's B3 dispensed for us. Take. Drink."
"Also, don't presume to address me as a Commie traitor. I spend most days checking copy for the Hate the Commie rally pamphlets that are produced in Sector PZO, AND I'm this team's Loyalty Officer. It is a sacred trust and I will duly record any traitorous urges or leanings I display."
Whatt takes out his loyalty notebook and scribbles down a couple of lines, glancing suspiciously at Tataz as he does so.
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Whatt-R-BTL |
Whatt thanks Whoops and nods energetically to him. "I do love B3! Not as much as I love The Computer, of course, but it's the liquid The Computer gives to us for our nourishment!"
Whatt touches his hand against his chest in four places making a square shape.
If the B3 is thrown and/or shot at, Whatt looks in disapproval at the parties participating.
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WHOOPS-R-UOK |
Whoops points at Whatt "You seem a little upset friend citizen perhaps you could use a little Happy Happy." pointing at chuckles pills. At the sound of The Computer. Whoops starts scratching his left arm, and starts skipping at a rapid pace to R&D. "Last one there is a expired embryo.BwaaHaaaHaaa."