Top 10 Humanoid Maiting Calls

[Green Manthis Cultist]

Daigle wrote:

To borrow from M.I.A., "...Is your dad a dealer, cuz you're dope to me?"

Yeah, whatever the green manthis says

[Heathansson]

Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven shows you noobz how it's done.
He goes up to this dame in the frozen food section and says,
"You know.....it's really dangerous for you to be in this part of the store. You could melt ALL THIS STUFF!
Pyomp.

[Mothman]

I've noticed you around.
I find you very attractive.
Would you go to bed with me?

[Gworeth]

I think i've heard this in some TV-show, wonder which one? ;-)

"How you doin'?"

Worked for the Joey-meister at least :D

[baron arem heshvaun]

In Cheliax we use, 'Kiss or Lash?'

The proper formal response is always. 'By the Majestrix Will, BOTH !'

[KaeYoss]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Nicolas Louge wrote:

I've heard if you open with the line, "Hello I'm Sean K Reynolds" that it works wonders in the convention circuit.

Good: "Hello, I'm Sean K. Reynolds."

Way better: "Hello, I'm Malcolm Reynolds."

I hear "Burt Raynolds" takes the cake.

[Vulcan Stormwrath]

Let's do this!

[Tarren Dei]

Droxine: You only take a mate once, every seven years?
Mr. Spock: The seven-year cycle is biologically inherent in all Vulcan's. At that time the mating drive outways all other motivations.
Droxine: And is there nothing that can disturb this cycle Mr. Spock?
Mr. Spock: Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing, Madam.

[Misery]

KaeYoss wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Nicolas Louge wrote:

I've heard if you open with the line, "Hello I'm Sean K Reynolds" that it works wonders in the convention circuit.

Good: "Hello, I'm Sean K. Reynolds."

Way better: "Hello, I'm Malcolm Reynolds."

I hear "Burt Raynolds" takes the cake.

I'd bet on Ryan Reynolds at the very top myself.