(rolls through making a whistling wind noise)
(skitters across with fingernails screeching like on a blackboard)
So that's the eye and a hand...
*patiently waits for Cosmo's brain to roll through*
(rolls through making a whistling wind noise)(skitters across with fingernails screeching like on a blackboard)
*snatches up both and devours*
*holds up sign* "Okay, I give the appetizers 3 out of 5 Knucklebones."
(peeks out of the grue's excrement ... then rolls away quickly leaving behind a trail of bile and phalanges and metacarpals)
.......
*gag*
*holds up sign* "Did anyone else just see an eye roll out of the septic tank?"
We need some Paizo newbies to lure in. Maybe we can pay Teter to direct them here?
Maybe if we pop into the optimization threads here at Paizo and offer to tweak their PCs for optimal proto-gishiness? All they need to do is wait here in our thread patiently and bring their tangy succulent brainnnnnnnnns {drools} with them.
I like the way you think, Pizza Delivery Girl.
(peeks out of the grue's excrement ... then rolls away quickly leaving behind a trail of bile and phalanges and metacarpals)
(crawls his way out of the grue, forcibly)
Speaking of brains, the unwife-to-be gets permanent claim on mine in about 30 hours. HUZZAH!
Speaking of brains, the unwife-to-be gets permanent claim on mine in about 30 hours. HUZZAH!
You... You still have a brain?
*licks lips*
Speaking of brains, the unwife-to-be gets permanent claim on mine in about 30 hours. HUZZAH!You... You still have a brain?
*licks lips*
Yes, I leave it where she can find it easily, although the cats seem to get to it and bat it under the furniture all the time before she does.
We definitely need to get something going. Maybe try to move the thread to another section. One where they talk about rules a lot. Those people may have some decent brainnnssss.
Mmm. Some of them have less.
We definitely need to get something going. Maybe try to move the thread to another section. One where they talk about rules a lot. Those people may have some decent brainnnssss.
*holds up sign* "Look what I found in the ruins!"
*holds up a weird claw-like contraption consisting of several hooks, a few drills, and four things that resemble illithid tentacles*
Just looted the local morgue. A traffic accident rendered 122 people brain dead.
We definitely need to get something going. Maybe try to move the thread to another section. One where they talk about rules a lot. Those people may have some decent brainnnssss.
We definitely need to get something going. Maybe try to move the thread to another section. One where they talk about rules a lot. Those people may have some decent brainnnssss.
We might want to keep an eye on that Lincoln dude too. Plus, his giant noggin must have a large, ripe, succulent brainnnnnnnnn... {drools}
Zombie death oh zombie death oh how I love a go*
Um hello
~backs slowly away from thread.
It's rude to have a brain and not offer to share it.
There's still plenty of brains from the traffic accident.
How come zombies don't eat each others brain?
How come zombies don't eat each others brain?
This isn't Highlander! {points at B.O.B.'s head} Hey, are you gonna eat that?
How come zombies don't eat each others brain?This isn't Highlander! {points at B.O.B.'s head} Hey, are you gonna eat that?
*holds up sign* "Wishbone ya for him."
*holds up sign* "Wishbone ya for him."How come zombies don't eat each others brain?This isn't Highlander! {points at B.O.B.'s head} Hey, are you gonna eat that?
Nah, he's all yours. I just ate a political pundit, and he's not agreeing with my tummy... {chugs some more Necro-Bismal}
Nah, he's all yours. I just ate a political pundit, and he's not agreeing with my tummy... {chugs some more Necro-Bismal}
:(
I found and killed a T-Rex this morning. Feasting on its brain right now.
Hey! You're not a zombie! That means you've probably got a brain we can chew on.....
Nope, I'm pretty brainless.
Here have some shark brains.
Here have some shark brains.
*sign* "Have these been jumped?"
Here have some shark brains.*sign* "Have these been jumped?"
nope.
Here have some shark brains.*sign* "Have these been jumped?"
SHHHHHH! {whispers:} A poodle might hear you.
Nooooo! The poodles will find me anywhere!
{whispers:} A poodle might hear you.
*jabbing a finger, points out that this is a Sign. You can't hear a sign and the poodles can't read. Grues can't talk, everyone knows that.*
{whispers:} A poodle might hear you.*jabbing a finger, points out that this is a Sign. You can't hear a sign and the poodles can't read. Grues can't talk, everyone knows that.*
They can smell me.
Also, don't call me a wet blanket... cause I'm a carpet.
They can smell me.
*throws the carpet out and orders a new one*