darts into thread and sees no postcard to read.
Steps into a pile of brain remains, rubs it on postcard, then begins to leave tracks.
darts out of the thread.
Did anybody taste that blue guy's brain before he ran off? I bet it was delicious.
*puts up sign that says "60% Off Scalp Massages - Line Forms Here" and waits for Urizen*
*has sign that reads, "Will eat brains for free".* I haven't had a single person take my offer. Am I doing something wrong?
*has sign that reads, "Will eat brains for free".* I haven't had a single person take my offer. Am I doing something wrong?No, you're good DLZ. It's these damn living people. They are stubbornly attached to the idea of keeping their brains. And here I thought sharing = caring.
It's like we're second-class citizens or something.
*has sign that reads, "Will eat brains for free".* I haven't had a single person take my offer. Am I doing something wrong?No, you're good DLZ. It's these damn living people. They are stubbornly attached to the idea of keeping their brains. And here I thought sharing = caring.
You have that right. The selfishness of the living is amazing. When they don't share we have to resort to ambushing. Then we're looked at as the bad guys. Pfft!
You have that right. The selfishness of the living is amazing. When they don't share we have to then resort to ambushing. Then we're the bad guys. Pfft!*has sign that reads, "Will eat brains for free".* I haven't had a single person take my offer. Am I doing something wrong?No, you're good DLZ. It's these damn living people. They are stubbornly attached to the idea of keeping their brains. And here I thought sharing = caring.
Once we build our horde back up, they will learn that resistance is futile.
Sounds good to me.
What's the deal with all this thread necromancy? You know in some places, you'd have all eaten positive energy. Lots and lots of positive energy.
And why am I contributing? Oh wait, don't bother pointing out my logical fallacy.
[decomposing]
Huh. No brain. He must not have had one to begin with.
RAAAAWWRRR! Must be # 666!
[decomposing]
[twitch]
[twitch, twitch]
[glug glug glug]
[potion seeps out and pools on the ground beneath him]
thats not good... we're going to get an undead elemental any moment
*prods Urizen's eye with a stick*
i'm running out of ideas...
Perhaps you should wait for Aberzombie. He'll know what to do.
[leaking like a sieve]
[leaking like a sieve]
*peels up some chewing gum from the pavement and stuffs it into Urizen's leaky spots*
I don't know how long that's going to hold.
[bubble bursts. sprays geysers of fluids]
Mmmm... Fluids...
[deflates after the last drop of fluid sprays out]
[bones and flesh begin to dissolve and disintegrate, leaving only skin and clothes]
[midi-chlorians disperse]
[the midi-chlorians drift off to another thread to find a new host]
Well, with Urizen gone we need a new source of brains.
Or just feeding it to a zombie.
Let's go with that.