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Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
S-D 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Š-D 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other Š-Drones into Šm***ette-Drones.

She has also recorded the resulting debauchery, appearently deliberately, over our Holographic records of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.

And, she has located and corrupted all of our Holographic Backups of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.

"Wow - bum deal man. You know, offsite backup helps prevent those kinds of accidents. Feel free to send us a copy of 7-of-9's 'activities', and we'll try to keep it safe for you..." ;)

That is the problem. As she said "Our Thoughts Are One," so there is no place we could hide them from her.


Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:

'wait someone said boobs!"

Ports in demonic conga line, fire pits and tiki torches

"Now we have a party!"

Devlyn finally gets the last of the jello-colored spots cleaned off (took a lot longer without any help, but them's the breaks), and gets out of the shower, noting the loss of some party-goers, but the addition of fire pits and tiki torches.

"I don't remember ordering those. Hmmm..."


Smvrf-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other Šmurf-Drones into Šmurfette-Drones.

She has also recorded the resulting debauchery, appearently deliberately, over our Holographic records of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.

And, she has located and corrupted all of our Holographic Backups of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.

Whew! Glad I uploaded those files to a secure location before people got 'touchy' about them. :)


Huh, that's weird. I don't even have a headache. What was in that stuff? And where are my clothes?


S-D 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
That is the problem. As she said "Our Thoughts Are One," so there is no place we could hide them from her.

"Point. Well, hopefully the new footage is equal to what you lost. From the little bit you've described, it sounds like it was. And congratulations on the new clones - they're welcome to come down and join the party anytime!" :)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Sm***-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other Šmurf-Drones into Šmurfette-Drones.

She has also recorded the resulting debauchery, appearently deliberately, over our Holographic records of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.

And, she has located and corrupted all of our Holographic Backups of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.

Aw. How sweet. I knew I liked her. :)

That is not surprising.

Your own power is what transformed Šmurf-Drone 8 of Paizomatrix0 into what is now Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0.

This, however, as proven to be most fortunate for the entire Collective.


Sm***-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Sm***-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other Šmurf-Drones into Šmurfette-Drones.

She has also recorded the resulting debauchery, appearently deliberately, over our Holographic records of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.

And, she has located and corrupted all of our Holographic Backups of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.

Aw. How sweet. I knew I liked her. :)

That is not surprising.

Your own power is what transformed Šmurf-Drone 8 of Paizomatrix0 into what is now Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0.

This, however, as proven to be most fortunate for the entire Collective.

Well, as long as she's happy about it, then that's a win for everybody. :)


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
S-D 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
That is the problem. As she said "Our Thoughts Are One," so there is no place we could hide them from her.
"Point. Well, hopefully the new footage is equal to what you lost. From the little bit you've described, it sounds like it was. And congratulations on the new clones - they're welcome to come down and join the party anytime!" :)

It was.

Indeed, several of us, this drone included, need to spend the next several cycles regenerating.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Huh, that's weird. I don't even have a headache. What was in that stuff? And where are my clothes?

For those of you just joining our thread, "And where are my clothes?" is lynora-Jill's way of saying 'Good Morning.'

This has been a public service announcement from the Dark & Stormy Knights Hospitality Initiative. All rights reserved.

The More You Know...

;D


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
S-D 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
S-D 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other S-Drones into Sm***ette-Drones.
Wait, she turned over a dozen male Sm***s into female Sm***s?!

"We'd better get geared up for the next phase of the party, then. Something tells me we're going to have our hands full..." :P

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Holy Parrot Fish, Dalesman!

Fixed that for you, sweets ;D


S***f-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
S***fette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other S***f-Drones into S***fette-Drones.

Wait, she turned over a dozen male S***fs into female S***fs?! Holy Parrot Fish, Batman!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Šmurf-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
&#352;murfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other &#352;murf-Drones into &#352;murfette-Drones.
Wait, she turned over a dozen male Šmurf into female Šmurf?! Holy Parrot Fish, Batman!

Your analysis is correct.

If fact, the situation is vastly improved from our original existnace as Šmurfs.

The Collective is in awe of Lynora-Jill's divine power.


GNAP-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Your analysis is correct.

If fact, the situation is vastly improved from our original existnace as GNAPs.

The Collective is in awe of Lynora-Jill's divine power.

{looks worriedly at Devlyn} Ummm, 7-of-9 isn't contagious with non-S***fs, is she?


Smvrf-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
S-D 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
That is the problem. As she said "Our Thoughts Are One," so there is no place we could hide them from her.
"Point. Well, hopefully the new footage is equal to what you lost. From the little bit you've described, it sounds like it was. And congratulations on the new clones - they're welcome to come down and join the party anytime!" :)

It was.

Indeed, several of us, this drone included, need to spend the next several cycles regenerating.

The drones got game!


Finds her bikini hanging from the ceiling fan.

"How'd it get up there? Oh, foo! It's broken. Looks like it's time to get the indestructible bikini out again. Ah. Here we go."

*Showers and gets dressed*


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
GNAP-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Your analysis is correct.

If fact, the situation is vastly improved from our original existnace as GNAPs.

The Collective is in awe of Lynora-Jill's divine power.

{looks worriedly at Devlyn} Ummm, 7-of-9 isn't contagious with non-S***fs, is she?

"Good question...I don't know. Why - what were you doing while I was in the shower?" he asks, a most-curious look on his face. ;)


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Good question...I don't know. Why - what were you doing while I was in the shower?" he asks, a most-curious look on his face. ;)

Me?! I didn't touch her. But she was running around all over the place while I was buzzed on alcohol and catmint, so who knows who she might have infected with the S***fette Techno-organic Virus?

{shudders} The Jacks are already (mostly?) constructs... can you imagine what would happen if they all turned into nympho S***fette-Jills?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Me?! I didn't touch her. But she was running around all over the place while I was buzzed on alcohol and catmint, so who knows who she might have infected with the S***fette Techno-organic Virus?

{shudders} The Jacks are already (mostly?) constructs... can you imagine what would happen if they all turned into nympho S***fette-Jills?

"That....would be very twisted, yes," he says with a grimace. "I don't think their Collective has been too interested in assimilating the Jacks though - too much incompatibility due to alcohol, or some such. I haven't seen any of the other Jacks change or behave differently, either."

"My guess is that she wouldn't want to do anything to us, because then who would throw the parties that they could come to and let their hair down?"

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Good question...I don't know. Why - what were you doing while I was in the shower?" he asks, a most-curious look on his face. ;)

Me?! I didn't touch her. But she was running around all over the place while I was buzzed on alcohol and catmint, so who knows who she might have infected with the S***fette Techno-organic Virus?

{shudders} The Jacks are already (mostly?) constructs... can you imagine what would happen if they all turned into nympho S***fette-Jills?

Spoiler:
Not unless someone actually want that to happen with their characters.

Also, keep in mind that she is only 13" tall.


Lord Fyre wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

Yeah, rationally I know that, but Ambi doesn't. And roleplaying panic is more fun.

And maybe one of the Jacks does want to "walk on the wild side" (at least until cured).

As for her size... a lot of viruses spread via simple contact or inhalation. I wasn't meaning to imply spreading it via more intimate vectors.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

Yeah, rationally I know that, but Ambi doesn't. And roleplaying panic is more fun.

And maybe one of the Jacks does want to "walk on the wild side" (at least until cured).

I'll go on record now as stating I prefer the 'wild side' I already have, thank ye very much... ;D


lynora-Jill wrote:
Huh, that's weird. I don't even have a headache. What was in that stuff? And where are my clothes?

*grins slyly*

I have them right here...want them back?


Jilly Bean wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Huh, that's weird. I don't even have a headache. What was in that stuff? And where are my clothes?

*grins slyly*

I have them right here...want them back?

*giggle* Nice try, but I already found the remains of them on the ceiling fan. It's okay. I got out a fresh set.

Mmmmm. After all that, I'm starving. I'm gonna get some breakfast.


Devlyn and Ambrosia head over to the bar, and Devlyn starts putting together some more grub for now-awakening party-goers. To stay in theme with the firepits and tiki torches, he grabs a men's sarong and knots it around his waist before starting in on breakfast.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Huh, that's weird. I don't even have a headache. What was in that stuff? And where are my clothes?

*grins slyly*

I have them right here...want them back?

*giggle* Nice try, but I already found the remains of them on the ceiling fan. It's okay. I got out a fresh set.

Mmmmm. After all that, I'm starving. I'm gonna get some breakfast.

*Giggle* Can't blame a girl for trying. ;)


Jilly Bean wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Huh, that's weird. I don't even have a headache. What was in that stuff? And where are my clothes?

*grins slyly*

I have them right here...want them back?

*giggle* Nice try, but I already found the remains of them on the ceiling fan. It's okay. I got out a fresh set.

Mmmmm. After all that, I'm starving. I'm gonna get some breakfast.

*Giggle* Can't blame a girl for trying. ;)

Food first. More play after. ;)


lynora-Jill wrote:


Food first. More play after. ;)

That's no fun.


Jack'n Jill wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


Food first. More play after. ;)

That's no fun.

We'll play with you now if you like. ;)


celestial nymph wrote:
Jack'n Jill wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


Food first. More play after. ;)

That's no fun.
We'll play with you now if you like. ;)

Yes please.


Jack'n Jill wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


Food first. More play after. ;)

That's no fun.

"In everyone's defense, Phase One of the party was a huge success, and everybody's tuckered out as a result. Nobody wants to fall flat on their face in the middle of Phase Two, now do they?"

"We'll get some good eats out to the masses, then maybe get some tribal music in here. Might be a good change of pace - we'll see." ;)

Looks over to Ambrosia. "Ready for some breakfast, sweets?"


Jack'n Jill wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Jack'n Jill wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


Food first. More play after. ;)

That's no fun.
We'll play with you now if you like. ;)
Yes please.

"Cabana for four, coming right up!" :D


Jack'n Jill wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Jack'n Jill wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


Food first. More play after. ;)

That's no fun.
We'll play with you now if you like. ;)
Yes please.

Molly, Muffy, and Mindy giggle as they lead Jack 'n' Jill over to one of the cabanas for some fun.


celestial nymph wrote:
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy giggle as they lead Jack 'n' Jill over to one of the cabanas for some fun.

Reaches behind the bar and gets the camera system online and recording for that cabana. ;P


celestial nymph wrote:


Molly, Muffy, and Mindy giggle as they lead Jack 'n' Jill over to one of the cabanas for some fun.

They are quickly joined by Sparkle, Shimmer, and Shine.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy giggle as they lead Jack 'n' Jill over to one of the cabanas for some fun.
Reaches behind the bar and gets the camera system online and recording for that cabana. ;P

To Devlyn:

Spoiler:

psst...make sure to back up those files. there's been some attempts at tampering going on. with the data files too! ;)


Jack Hammer wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy giggle as they lead Jack 'n' Jill over to one of the cabanas for some fun.
Reaches behind the bar and gets the camera system online and recording for that cabana. ;P
To Devlyn:** spoiler omitted **

To Jack Hammer:

Spoiler:
Yeah, I've heard some rumblings about that. I'm setting up a backdoor path to the Jack Clubhouse server, and to my portable drive. I got your back bro! ;P


Sparkle, Shimmer, and Shine wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:


Molly, Muffy, and Mindy giggle as they lead Jack 'n' Jill over to one of the cabanas for some fun.

They are quickly joined by Sparkle, Shimmer, and Shine.

Oooo - nice avatar change! :)

Seeing the other triplets heading to the cabana, Devlyn makes sure to set the recording to 'HD Mode' :D


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Sparkle, Shimmer, and Shine wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:


Molly, Muffy, and Mindy giggle as they lead Jack 'n' Jill over to one of the cabanas for some fun.

They are quickly joined by Sparkle, Shimmer, and Shine.

Oooo - nice avatar change! :)

Seeing the other triplets heading to the cabana, Devlyn makes sure to set the recording to 'HD Mode' :D

Thank you The sisters position themselves so they will have the most "exposure" on the video, almost as if they know the camera is there.


So what should we play? I always enjoyed Twister.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Looks over to Ambrosia. "Ready for some breakfast, sweets?"

{glances around discretely for plague-carrying S***fette drones} Hmmm, wha? Oh. Just a regular coffee, two sugars, extra cream. I think that last batch of catnip made me a little paranoid.

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celestial nymph wrote:
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy giggle as they lead Jack 'n' Jill over to one of the cabanas for some fun.
Sparkle, Shimmer, and Shine wrote:
They are quickly joined by Sparkle, Shimmer, and Shine.

Oh my! {very distracted by all the new girls} The Jacks better keep the server vault frosty cold, or those seven will cause a meltdown. ;p

The Exchange

Jack'n Jill wrote:
So what should we play? I always enjoyed Twister.

Don't you need one more for Twister?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Looks over to Ambrosia. "Ready for some breakfast, sweets?"

{glances around discretely for plague-carrying S***fette drones} Hmmm, wha? Oh. Just a regular coffee, two sugars, extra cream. I think that last batch of catnip made me a little paranoid.

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celestial nymph wrote:
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy giggle as they lead Jack 'n' Jill over to one of the cabanas for some fun.
Sparkle, Shimmer, and Shine wrote:
They are quickly joined by Sparkle, Shimmer, and Shine.
Oh my! {very distracted by all the new girls} The Jacks better keep the server vault frosty cold, or those seven will cause a meltdown. ;p

"Don't worry about the drones, sweets. I'm sure it's fine."

Gets another coffee together for Ambrosia, has to wave it in front of her while she's watching the ladies head into the caban to get her to take it.

"You'd better finish that coffee first before you go check that out," he says with a chuckle.

Engaging LowKelvin Server Meltdown Protection System :D


Angel of Violence wrote:
Jack'n Jill wrote:
So what should we play? I always enjoyed Twister.
Don't you need one more for Twister?

*giggle* Oh, yes. That way we'll have even numbers. ;)


Angel of Violence wrote:
Jack'n Jill wrote:
So what should we play? I always enjoyed Twister.
Don't you need one more for Twister?

"I don't know, Angel - we did just fine with only four last night..." ;D


Stealthily plants a program in the computer systems to prevent Borg or Smvrf tampering or the deletion of any video files.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Angel of Violence wrote:
Jack'n Jill wrote:
So what should we play? I always enjoyed Twister.
Don't you need one more for Twister?
"I don't know - we did just fine with only four last night..." ;D

And we'll do just fine with eight today. ;)


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Oh my! {very distracted by all the new girls}

Not new, just haven't been around for awhile. Why don't you join us?


celestial nymph wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Angel of Violence wrote:
Jack'n Jill wrote:
So what should we play? I always enjoyed Twister.
Don't you need one more for Twister?
"I don't know - we did just fine with only four last night..." ;D
And we'll do just fine with eight today. ;)
The Celestial Sisters wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Oh my! {very distracted by all the new girls}
Not new, just haven't been around for awhile. Why don't you join us?

"That may be nine very shortly," as he looks over at Ambrosia. She's just so cute when she wiggles her butt before pouncing like that... ;D

The Exchange

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Angel of Violence wrote:
Jack'n Jill wrote:
So what should we play? I always enjoyed Twister.
Don't you need one more for Twister?
"I don't know, Angel - we did just fine with only four last night..." ;D

Yes, but twice as many girls means twice as much fun. I'm surprised I have to explain it to you. The other Jacks get it just fine.

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