Smurf-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 |
S-D 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:Š-D 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other Š-Drones into Šm***ette-Drones.
She has also recorded the resulting debauchery, appearently deliberately, over our Holographic records of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
And, she has located and corrupted all of our Holographic Backups of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
"Wow - bum deal man. You know, offsite backup helps prevent those kinds of accidents. Feel free to send us a copy of 7-of-9's 'activities', and we'll try to keep it safe for you..." ;)
That is the problem. As she said "Our Thoughts Are One," so there is no place we could hide them from her.
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
'wait someone said boobs!"
Ports in demonic conga line, fire pits and tiki torches
"Now we have a party!"
Devlyn finally gets the last of the jello-colored spots cleaned off (took a lot longer without any help, but them's the breaks), and gets out of the shower, noting the loss of some party-goers, but the addition of fire pits and tiki torches.
"I don't remember ordering those. Hmmm..."
Jack Hammer |
Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other Šmurf-Drones into Šmurfette-Drones.
She has also recorded the resulting debauchery, appearently deliberately, over our Holographic records of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
And, she has located and corrupted all of our Holographic Backups of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
Whew! Glad I uploaded those files to a secure location before people got 'touchy' about them. :)
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
That is the problem. As she said "Our Thoughts Are One," so there is no place we could hide them from her.
"Point. Well, hopefully the new footage is equal to what you lost. From the little bit you've described, it sounds like it was. And congratulations on the new clones - they're welcome to come down and join the party anytime!" :)
Smurf-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 |
Sm***-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:Aw. How sweet. I knew I liked her. :)Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other Šmurf-Drones into Šmurfette-Drones.
She has also recorded the resulting debauchery, appearently deliberately, over our Holographic records of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
And, she has located and corrupted all of our Holographic Backups of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
That is not surprising.
Your own power is what transformed Šmurf-Drone 8 of Paizomatrix0 into what is now Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0.
This, however, as proven to be most fortunate for the entire Collective.
lynora-Jill |
lynora-Jill wrote:Sm***-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:Aw. How sweet. I knew I liked her. :)Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other Šmurf-Drones into Šmurfette-Drones.
She has also recorded the resulting debauchery, appearently deliberately, over our Holographic records of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
And, she has located and corrupted all of our Holographic Backups of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
That is not surprising.
Your own power is what transformed Šmurf-Drone 8 of Paizomatrix0 into what is now Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0.
This, however, as proven to be most fortunate for the entire Collective.
Well, as long as she's happy about it, then that's a win for everybody. :)
Smurf-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 |
S-D 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:That is the problem. As she said "Our Thoughts Are One," so there is no place we could hide them from her."Point. Well, hopefully the new footage is equal to what you lost. From the little bit you've described, it sounds like it was. And congratulations on the new clones - they're welcome to come down and join the party anytime!" :)
It was.
Indeed, several of us, this drone included, need to spend the next several cycles regenerating.
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
Huh, that's weird. I don't even have a headache. What was in that stuff? And where are my clothes?
For those of you just joining our thread, "And where are my clothes?" is lynora-Jill's way of saying 'Good Morning.'
This has been a public service announcement from the Dark & Stormy Knights Hospitality Initiative. All rights reserved.
The More You Know...
;D
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
S-D 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:S-D 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other S-Drones into Sm***ette-Drones.Wait, she turned over a dozen male Sm***s into female Sm***s?!
"We'd better get geared up for the next phase of the party, then. Something tells me we're going to have our hands full..." :P
Holy Parrot Fish, Dalesman!
Fixed that for you, sweets ;D
Smurf-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 |
Šmurf-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other Šmurf-Drones into Šmurfette-Drones.Wait, she turned over a dozen male Šmurf into female Šmurf?! Holy Parrot Fish, Batman!
Your analysis is correct.
If fact, the situation is vastly improved from our original existnace as Šmurfs.
The Collective is in awe of Lynora-Jill's divine power.
Jack Hammer |
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:S-D 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:That is the problem. As she said "Our Thoughts Are One," so there is no place we could hide them from her."Point. Well, hopefully the new footage is equal to what you lost. From the little bit you've described, it sounds like it was. And congratulations on the new clones - they're welcome to come down and join the party anytime!" :)It was.
Indeed, several of us, this drone included, need to spend the next several cycles regenerating.
The drones got game!
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
GNAP-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:{looks worriedly at Devlyn} Ummm, 7-of-9 isn't contagious with non-S***fs, is she?Your analysis is correct.
If fact, the situation is vastly improved from our original existnace as GNAPs.
The Collective is in awe of Lynora-Jill's divine power.
"Good question...I don't know. Why - what were you doing while I was in the shower?" he asks, a most-curious look on his face. ;)
Ambrosia Slaad |
"Good question...I don't know. Why - what were you doing while I was in the shower?" he asks, a most-curious look on his face. ;)
Me?! I didn't touch her. But she was running around all over the place while I was buzzed on alcohol and catmint, so who knows who she might have infected with the S***fette Techno-organic Virus?
{shudders} The Jacks are already (mostly?) constructs... can you imagine what would happen if they all turned into nympho S***fette-Jills?
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
Me?! I didn't touch her. But she was running around all over the place while I was buzzed on alcohol and catmint, so who knows who she might have infected with the S***fette Techno-organic Virus?
{shudders} The Jacks are already (mostly?) constructs... can you imagine what would happen if they all turned into nympho S***fette-Jills?
"That....would be very twisted, yes," he says with a grimace. "I don't think their Collective has been too interested in assimilating the Jacks though - too much incompatibility due to alcohol, or some such. I haven't seen any of the other Jacks change or behave differently, either."
"My guess is that she wouldn't want to do anything to us, because then who would throw the parties that they could come to and let their hair down?"
Lord Fyre RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32 |
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:"Good question...I don't know. Why - what were you doing while I was in the shower?" he asks, a most-curious look on his face. ;)Me?! I didn't touch her. But she was running around all over the place while I was buzzed on alcohol and catmint, so who knows who she might have infected with the S***fette Techno-organic Virus?
{shudders} The Jacks are already (mostly?) constructs... can you imagine what would happen if they all turned into nympho S***fette-Jills?
Also, keep in mind that she is only 13" tall.
Ambrosia Slaad |
** spoiler omitted **
Yeah, rationally I know that, but Ambi doesn't. And roleplaying panic is more fun.
And maybe one of the Jacks does want to "walk on the wild side" (at least until cured).
As for her size... a lot of viruses spread via simple contact or inhalation. I wasn't meaning to imply spreading it via more intimate vectors.
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
Lord Fyre wrote:** spoiler omitted **Yeah, rationally I know that, but Ambi doesn't. And roleplaying panic is more fun.
And maybe one of the Jacks does want to "walk on the wild side" (at least until cured).
I'll go on record now as stating I prefer the 'wild side' I already have, thank ye very much... ;D
lynora-Jill |
lynora-Jill wrote:Huh, that's weird. I don't even have a headache. What was in that stuff? And where are my clothes?*grins slyly*
I have them right here...want them back?
*giggle* Nice try, but I already found the remains of them on the ceiling fan. It's okay. I got out a fresh set.
Mmmmm. After all that, I'm starving. I'm gonna get some breakfast.
Jilly Bean |
Jilly Bean wrote:lynora-Jill wrote:Huh, that's weird. I don't even have a headache. What was in that stuff? And where are my clothes?*grins slyly*
I have them right here...want them back?*giggle* Nice try, but I already found the remains of them on the ceiling fan. It's okay. I got out a fresh set.
Mmmmm. After all that, I'm starving. I'm gonna get some breakfast.
*Giggle* Can't blame a girl for trying. ;)
lynora-Jill |
lynora-Jill wrote:*Giggle* Can't blame a girl for trying. ;)Jilly Bean wrote:lynora-Jill wrote:Huh, that's weird. I don't even have a headache. What was in that stuff? And where are my clothes?*grins slyly*
I have them right here...want them back?*giggle* Nice try, but I already found the remains of them on the ceiling fan. It's okay. I got out a fresh set.
Mmmmm. After all that, I'm starving. I'm gonna get some breakfast.
Food first. More play after. ;)
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
lynora-Jill wrote:That's no fun.
Food first. More play after. ;)
"In everyone's defense, Phase One of the party was a huge success, and everybody's tuckered out as a result. Nobody wants to fall flat on their face in the middle of Phase Two, now do they?"
"We'll get some good eats out to the masses, then maybe get some tribal music in here. Might be a good change of pace - we'll see." ;)
Looks over to Ambrosia. "Ready for some breakfast, sweets?"
Jack Hammer |
celestial nymph wrote:Molly, Muffy, and Mindy giggle as they lead Jack 'n' Jill over to one of the cabanas for some fun.Reaches behind the bar and gets the camera system online and recording for that cabana. ;P
To Devlyn:
psst...make sure to back up those files. there's been some attempts at tampering going on. with the data files too! ;)
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:To Devlyn:** spoiler omitted **celestial nymph wrote:Molly, Muffy, and Mindy giggle as they lead Jack 'n' Jill over to one of the cabanas for some fun.Reaches behind the bar and gets the camera system online and recording for that cabana. ;P
To Jack Hammer:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
celestial nymph wrote:They are quickly joined by Sparkle, Shimmer, and Shine.
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy giggle as they lead Jack 'n' Jill over to one of the cabanas for some fun.
Oooo - nice avatar change! :)
Seeing the other triplets heading to the cabana, Devlyn makes sure to set the recording to 'HD Mode' :D
The Celestial Sisters |
Sparkle, Shimmer, and Shine wrote:celestial nymph wrote:They are quickly joined by Sparkle, Shimmer, and Shine.
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy giggle as they lead Jack 'n' Jill over to one of the cabanas for some fun.
Oooo - nice avatar change! :)
Seeing the other triplets heading to the cabana, Devlyn makes sure to set the recording to 'HD Mode' :D
Thank you The sisters position themselves so they will have the most "exposure" on the video, almost as if they know the camera is there.
Ambrosia Slaad |
Looks over to Ambrosia. "Ready for some breakfast, sweets?"
{glances around discretely for plague-carrying S***fette drones} Hmmm, wha? Oh. Just a regular coffee, two sugars, extra cream. I think that last batch of catnip made me a little paranoid.
.Molly, Muffy, and Mindy giggle as they lead Jack 'n' Jill over to one of the cabanas for some fun.
They are quickly joined by Sparkle, Shimmer, and Shine.
Oh my! {very distracted by all the new girls} The Jacks better keep the server vault frosty cold, or those seven will cause a meltdown. ;p
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:Looks over to Ambrosia. "Ready for some breakfast, sweets?"{glances around discretely for plague-carrying S***fette drones} Hmmm, wha? Oh. Just a regular coffee, two sugars, extra cream. I think that last batch of catnip made me a little paranoid.
.celestial nymph wrote:Molly, Muffy, and Mindy giggle as they lead Jack 'n' Jill over to one of the cabanas for some fun.Sparkle, Shimmer, and Shine wrote:They are quickly joined by Sparkle, Shimmer, and Shine.Oh my! {very distracted by all the new girls} The Jacks better keep the server vault frosty cold, or those seven will cause a meltdown. ;p
"Don't worry about the drones, sweets. I'm sure it's fine."
Gets another coffee together for Ambrosia, has to wave it in front of her while she's watching the ladies head into the caban to get her to take it.
"You'd better finish that coffee first before you go check that out," he says with a chuckle.
Engaging LowKelvin Server Meltdown Protection System :D
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:And we'll do just fine with eight today. ;)Angel of Violence wrote:"I don't know - we did just fine with only four last night..." ;DJack'n Jill wrote:So what should we play? I always enjoyed Twister.Don't you need one more for Twister?
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Oh my! {very distracted by all the new girls}Not new, just haven't been around for awhile. Why don't you join us?
"That may be nine very shortly," as he looks over at Ambrosia. She's just so cute when she wiggles her butt before pouncing like that... ;D
Angel of Violence |
Angel of Violence wrote:"I don't know, Angel - we did just fine with only four last night..." ;DJack'n Jill wrote:So what should we play? I always enjoyed Twister.Don't you need one more for Twister?
Yes, but twice as many girls means twice as much fun. I'm surprised I have to explain it to you. The other Jacks get it just fine.