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Aren't you just too sweet....

Thats it for me for a bit, nap time!


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.
"But she's not here yet, is she?"

He just shakes his head and chuckles.

"Depends on your definition of 'here' I guess. I think she's just hanging back and taking in the lovely view of you two before she sits down," with a quick gentlemanly bow to PoD and El-Lina, watching Ambrosia's appraising look out of the corner of his eye.

Is that rejection? After all that we meant to each other?


Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.
"But she's not here yet, is she?"

He just shakes his head and chuckles.

"Depends on your definition of 'here' I guess. I think she's just hanging back and taking in the lovely view of you two before she sits down," with a quick gentlemanly bow to PoD and El-Lina, watching Ambrosia's appraising look out of the corner of his eye.

Is that rejection? After all that we meant to each other?

All the things we did together?


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.
Priestess of Discord wrote:
"But she's not here yet, is she?"

{sneaks up behind PoD, whispers in here ear:} Boo!

{hops up on barstool next to PoD, chugs Dark & Stormy} Thanks, Big D. Make the next one a mint julip if you would, please? Heavy on the mint too.


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.
"But she's not here yet, is she?"

He just shakes his head and chuckles.

"Depends on your definition of 'here' I guess. I think she's just hanging back and taking in the lovely view of you two before she sits down," with a quick gentlemanly bow to PoD and El-Lina, watching Ambrosia's appraising look out of the corner of his eye.

Is that rejection? After all that we meant to each other?
All the things we did together?

We can play nice with your new friend too.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.
Priestess of Discord wrote:
"But she's not here yet, is she?"

{sneaks up behind PoD, whispers in here ear:} Boo!

{hops up on barstool next to PoD, chugs Dark & Stormy} Thanks, Big D. Make the next one a mint julip if you would, please? Heavy on the mint too.

See? She's playful.


Priestess of Discord wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.
"But she's not here yet, is she?"

He just shakes his head and chuckles.

"Depends on your definition of 'here' I guess. I think she's just hanging back and taking in the lovely view of you two before she sits down," with a quick gentlemanly bow to PoD and El-Lina, watching Ambrosia's appraising look out of the corner of his eye.

Is that rejection? After all that we meant to each other?
All the things we did together?
We can play nice with your new friend too.

Or we can play naughty. Which does she prefer?


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.
"But she's not here yet, is she?"

He just shakes his head and chuckles.

"Depends on your definition of 'here' I guess. I think she's just hanging back and taking in the lovely view of you two before she sits down," with a quick gentlemanly bow to PoD and El-Lina, watching Ambrosia's appraising look out of the corner of his eye.

Is that rejection? After all that we meant to each other?
All the things we did together?

"Wish I could take credit for that little adventure, but that was Warforged Jack. I didn't think he was ever going to wake up after you two finished with him!"


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Or we can play naughty. Which does she prefer?

*Wakes up*

Someone's playing naughty?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{sneaks up behind PoD, whispers in here ear:} Boo!

{hops up on barstool next to PoD, chugs Dark & Stormy} Thanks, Big D. Make the next one a mint julip if you would, please? Heavy on the mint too.

He smiles knowingly as he brings together her mint julip, and puts it in her hand.

"I think that'll slake your thirst, sweets. And it looks like we might have some more 'contributors' to our little project. Do you think they could give us some good information?"


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Or we can play naughty. Which does she prefer?

"She's pretty open-minded. Why don't you ask her?"


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Or we can play naughty. Which does she prefer?
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"She's pretty open-minded. Why don't you ask her?"

OoOoOoOoooo... just right with the mint, D. I feel all tingly and wriggly. {big dreamy smile, eyes fully dilated}

{eyes the two lovely young ladies} Hmmm, what did you have in mind, ladies?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Or we can play naughty. Which does she prefer?
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"She's pretty open-minded. Why don't you ask her?"

OoOoOoOoooo... just right with the mint, D. I feel all tingly and wriggly. {big dreamy smile, eyes fully dilated}

{eyes the two lovely young ladies} Hmmm, what did you have in mind, ladies?

*giggle*

Tingly and wriggly. Both sound fine.


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Or we can play naughty. Which does she prefer?
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"She's pretty open-minded. Why don't you ask her?"

OoOoOoOoooo... just right with the mint, D. I feel all tingly and wriggly. {big dreamy smile, eyes fully dilated}

{eyes the two lovely young ladies} Hmmm, what did you have in mind, ladies?

*giggle*

Tingly and wriggly. Both sound fine.

Now, now. Don't get greedy. Choose one or the other.

You get tingly and I'll play with wriggly.


Priestess of Discord wrote:
You get tingly and I'll play with wriggly.

Whoa, sounds kinky!


Looks under the bar and grabs some Red Bull, sips one down while those three are talking.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:


"Wish I could take credit for that little adventure, but that was Warforged Jack. I didn't think he was ever going to wake up after you two finished with him!"

Then where did all these scratch marks come from?


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:


"Wish I could take credit for that little adventure, but that was Warforged Jack. I didn't think he was ever going to wake up after you two finished with him!"
Then where did all these scratch marks come from?

And the bite marks?


Priestess of Discord wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:


"Wish I could take credit for that little adventure, but that was Warforged Jack. I didn't think he was ever going to wake up after you two finished with him!"
Then where did all these scratch marks come from?
And the bite marks?

"Hey now - I practice safe lycanthropy, thank you very much. That definitely wasn't me," he says with a hurt expression on his face. ;P


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:


"Wish I could take credit for that little adventure, but that was Warforged Jack. I didn't think he was ever going to wake up after you two finished with him!"
Then where did all these scratch marks come from?
And the bite marks?
"Hey now - I practice safe lycanthropy, thank you very much. That definitely wasn't me," he says with a hurt expression on his face. ;P

"Maybe it was El-Lina. There was so much flesh writhing around that night. It was hard to tell which one of you was who. Well, sometimes."


Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:


"Wish I could take credit for that little adventure, but that was Warforged Jack. I didn't think he was ever going to wake up after you two finished with him!"
Then where did all these scratch marks come from?
And the bite marks?
"Hey now - I practice safe lycanthropy, thank you very much. That definitely wasn't me," he says with a hurt expression on his face. ;P
"Maybe it was El-Lina. There was so much flesh writhing around that night. It was hard to tell which one of you was who. Well, sometimes."

Well the catnip perfume was your idea."


Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Maybe it was El-Lina. There was so much flesh writhing around that night. It was hard to tell which one of you was who. Well, sometimes."

My, oh my... ;P


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Hey now - I practice safe lycanthropy, thank you very much. That definitely wasn't me," he says with a hurt expression on his face. ;P

{munching on mint from julip glass} 'Sokay. I think they're both outsiders (like me) anyway. We're naturally immune to lycanthropy.

I like this tigress body; it's all flexy and bendy. {hops off barstool, starts doing routines that are half-Cirque de Soleil, half-Vegas showgirl}


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Hey now - I practice safe lycanthropy, thank you very much. That definitely wasn't me," he says with a hurt expression on his face. ;P

{munching on mint from julip glass} 'Sokay. I think they're both outsiders (like me) anyway. We're naturally immune to lycanthropy.

I like this tigress body; it's all flexy and bendy. {hops off barstool, starts doing routines that are half-Cirque de Soleil, half-Vegas showgirl}

I think I can safely say that the other three stop talking for a moment and enjoy that little performance... :)

Devlyn shakes off the daze.

"Their are certain advantages to the feline form, yes. And you're showing off most. of. them..."

[Happy Daze]

He shakes off the daze again. "Wow. I think I need another drink now."


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Hey now - I practice safe lycanthropy, thank you very much. That definitely wasn't me," he says with a hurt expression on his face. ;P

{munching on mint from julip glass} 'Sokay. I think they're both outsiders (like me) anyway. We're naturally immune to lycanthropy.

I like this tigress body; it's all flexy and bendy. {hops off barstool, starts doing routines that are half-Cirque de Soleil, half-Vegas showgirl}

I think I can safely say that the other three stop talking for a moment and enjoy that little performance... :)

Devlyn shakes off the daze.

"Their are certain advantages to the feline form, yes. And you're showing off most. of. them..."

[Happy Daze]

He shakes off the daze again. "Wow. I think I need another drink now."

"Let me pour it for you, darling."

spills it on her ample chest


El-lina tries to mimic the feline filly's moves

"Oh my, this is so.hard."


Priestess of Discord wrote:

"Let me pour it for you, darling."

spills it on her ample chest

Dalesman Sense is tingling. Must act fast to avoid danger... ;D

In a blur of motion, Devlyn deftly snags a shot glass from the bar and positions it to catch a decent amount (though by no means all) of the drink before it hits the floor. That he has to, well, wedge the glass in place a bit to prevent its loss is totally coincidental. Really. :)

He gently extricates the glass, getting very close to but not quite touching PoD's generous decoullatage. He then downs the remnants of the shot with a grin and a wink. "Much obliged for the drink, m'dear. Cheers." ;P


I think Devlyn may be in over his head.;) Not that he minds...lol

Woo! I got it right that time! :)

*sucks down another jello shot*

This is even more fun than the trampoline. :)


lynora-Jill wrote:
I think Devlyn may be in over his head.;) Not that he minds...lol

Yeppers - I am going down fast, with all hands aboard at this rate....

That so doesn't sound right.... :D

Woo! I got it right that time! :)

*sucks down another jello shot*

This is even more fun than the trampoline. :)

"More fun than the trampoline!? We may need to get the garden hose again..."


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:

"Let me pour it for you, darling."

spills it on her ample chest

Dalesman Sense is tingling. Must act fast to avoid danger... ;D

In a blur of motion, Devlyn deftly snags a shot glass from the bar and positions it to catch a decent amount (though by no means all) of the drink before it hits the floor. That he has to, well, wedge the glass in place a bit to prevent its loss is totally coincidental. Really. :)

He gently extricates the glass, getting very close to but not quite touching PoD's generous decoullatage. He then downs the remnants of the shot with a grin and a wink. "Much obliged for the drink, m'dear. Cheers." ;P

"But I'm still all wet."

Don't you love her sublety? ;)


lynora-Jill wrote:

I think Devlyn may be in over his head.;) Not that he minds...lol

Woo! I got it right that time! :)

*sucks down another jello shot*

This is even more fun than the trampoline. :)

Yes, yes it is.

Dare I say you both have a lot of talent for this.


Priestess of Discord wrote:

"But I'm still all wet."

Don't love her sublety? ;)

What - I'm not allowed to have my own fun? (And I have no problem with the fact that she is such a subtle woman, just for the record) ;D

[Oooo - just had an evil thought... :) ] :

"Hmmm - we do need to take care of that, don't we?"

Looks over at Ambrosia still doing her routine with El-Lina.

"Sweets? I would be remiss in my duties if I didn't give you every opportunity to test out your new feline form. I do believe our dear Priestess is in need of some...grooming?" as he motions toward PoD's current condition.

"Care to give it a try, or would you like me to give a demonstration?"
:P


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:

"But I'm still all wet."

Don't you love her sublety? ;)

What - I'm not allowed to have my own fun? (And I have no problem with the fact that she is a subtle woman, just for the record) ;D

[Oooo - just had an evil thought... :) ] :

"Hmmm - we do need to take care of that, don't we?"

Looks over at Ambrosia still doing her routine with El-Lina.

"Sweets? I would be remiss in my duties if I didn't give you every opportunity to test out your new feline form. I do believe our dear Priestess is in need of some...grooming?" as he motions toward PoD's current condition.

"Care to give it a try, or would you like me to give a demonstration?"
:P

"Why just one or the other? Both would be purr-fect."


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

I think Devlyn may be in over his head.;) Not that he minds...lol

Woo! I got it right that time! :)

*sucks down another jello shot*

This is even more fun than the trampoline. :)

Yes, yes it is.

Dare I say you both have a lot of talent for this.

Thanks. ^.^

Wow, Jilly Bean, you were right, it is definitely getting hot in here. Can we crank up the AC or something? I'd hate to get so overheated that I had to stop dancing. When we're having so much fun and all. :)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

I think Devlyn may be in over his head.;) Not that he minds...lol

Woo! I got it right that time! :)

*sucks down another jello shot*

This is even more fun than the trampoline. :)

Yes, yes it is.

Dare I say you both have a lot of talent for this.

Thanks. ^.^

Wow, Jilly Bean, you were right, it is definitely getting hot in here. Can we crank up the AC or something? I'd hate to get so overheated that I had to stop dancing. When we're having so much fun and all. :)

I'll crank it up to MAX. If it gets too cold we can always share body heat to survive.

adjusts the temperature settings to Iceberg, hoping it freezes the doors shut


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

I think Devlyn may be in over his head.;) Not that he minds...lol

Woo! I got it right that time! :)

*sucks down another jello shot*

This is even more fun than the trampoline. :)

Yes, yes it is.

Dare I say you both have a lot of talent for this.

Thanks. ^.^

Wow, Jilly Bean, you were right, it is definitely getting hot in here. Can we crank up the AC or something? I'd hate to get so overheated that I had to stop dancing. When we're having so much fun and all. :)

You can just take more clothes off if you're getting too hot. *grins*


Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Why just one or the other? Both would be purr-fect."

He tries to look thoughtful.

"That could work too...Hmmm."


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Why just one or the other? Both would be purr-fect."

He tries to look thoughtful.

"That could work too...Hmmm."

"Or four. Then we'd have four play." *giggle*


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

Wow, Jilly Bean, you were right, it is definitely getting hot in here. Can we crank up the AC or something? I'd hate to get so overheated that I had to stop dancing. When we're having so much fun and all. :)

I'll crank it up to MAX. If it gets too cold we can always share body heat to survive.

adjusts the temperature settings to Iceberg, hoping it freezes the doors shut

Thanks, baby. That feels much better.

*looks down*

Ooh, it is getting colder. *giggles*

*swigs down some more tequila and gets back to dancing*


Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Why just one or the other? Both would be purr-fect."

Maybe we should both go with her? I'm sure I might need a few pointers from the master.

Have to go now. Have fun. :)


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Why just one or the other? Both would be purr-fect."

He tries to look thoughtful.

"That could work too...Hmmm."
"Or four. Then we'd have four play." *giggle*

"I'm sensing a very interesting version of Twister coming on..." ;)


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Why just one or the other? Both would be purr-fect."

He tries to look thoughtful.

"That could work too...Hmmm."
"Or four. Then we'd have four play." *giggle*
"I'm sensing a very interesting version of Twister coming on..." ;)

Twister with Jello! Great idea!


Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Why just one or the other? Both would be purr-fect."

He tries to look thoughtful.

"That could work too...Hmmm."
"Or four. Then we'd have four play." *giggle*
"I'm sensing a very interesting version of Twister coming on..." ;)
Twister with Jello! Great idea!

"How come we're never sticky afterwards? Oops, I remember now." ;)


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Why just one or the other? Both would be purr-fect."

Maybe we should both go with her? I'm sure I might need a few pointers from the master.

Have to go now. Have fun. :)

Safe driving/traveling! (which I'll say to everyone today, as we are having a serious flooding crisis here in Georgia today. Closed schools, washed out roads, mudslides, fatalities - bunches of scary stuff).


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Why just one or the other? Both would be purr-fect."

He tries to look thoughtful.

"That could work too...Hmmm."
"Or four. Then we'd have four play." *giggle*
"I'm sensing a very interesting version of Twister coming on..." ;)
Twister with Jello! Great idea!
"How come we're never sticky afterwards? Oops, I remember now." ;)
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Maybe we should both go with her? I'm sure I might need a few pointers from the master.

Nodding at Ambrosia's approval, Devlyn runs his hand through his hair, surveying the scene.

"I think we need to move this somewhere else besides the bar, then. After I get us a few supplies, of course." :)


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Why just one or the other? Both would be purr-fect."

He tries to look thoughtful.

"That could work too...Hmmm."
"Or four. Then we'd have four play." *giggle*
"I'm sensing a very interesting version of Twister coming on..." ;)
Twister with Jello! Great idea!
"How come we're never sticky afterwards? Oops, I remember now." ;)
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Maybe we should both go with her? I'm sure I might need a few pointers from the master.

Nodding at Ambrosia's approval, Devlyn runs his hand through his hair, surveying the scene.

"I think we need to move this somewhere else besides the bar, then. After I get us a few supplies, of course." :)

"Don't forget the spinner or we'll have to use Ambrosia!"


Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Don't forget the spinner or we'll have to use Ambrosia!"

"I would not be against such an event. Perhaps that is why I -ehem- 'borrowed' it earlier?"

*holds up spinner*

"Would you like it back? I was only using it as something to put my beer on."


Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Don't forget the spinner or we'll have to use Ambrosia!"

"Damn - I thought we were going to use El-Lina. Well, we'll figure something out," he says with a grin.

Devlyn quickly gathers everything they need, then heads for one of the larger empty cabanas down by the beach to set up. Comes back a few minutes later.

"Alrighty - I think we're set. All we need now is to refresh you a bit," as he grabs another drink and expertly covers PoD's front, "and take care of that 'lesson'. Shall we?"


Dragonborn Jack wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Don't forget the spinner or we'll have to use Ambrosia!"

"I would not be against such an event. Perhaps that is why I -ehem- 'borrowed' it earlier?"

*holds up spinner*

"Would you like it back? I was only using it as something to put my beer on."

"I think we can play a pretty good game without it, but I'll let the ladies decide that," Devlyn says with a wink as he packs up enough food and spirits to last a while. Oh, and a shipping pallet of jello too. ;D


El-Lina grabs the spinner, then Ambrosia's arm, whilst PoD takes hold of Devlyn. They head to the cabana.

"Can we try the stuff on page 17 of your book? Just to warm up?"

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