Really?
*goes to check it out*
Hey, man, you think outside the box. Did you ever think about becoming a hippeh?
No man, you hippehs are too square, too huggy-believe-in-everyones-inherant-inner-goodness. I'm a Gonzo realist.
{hippeh has wandered into another thread, leaving the "Dr." thinking he has been talking to himself} Ok, pretty sure now these are LSD flashbacks.
{unconscious, gamma-infused amazon in shredded clothing lands in dumpster outside} <WHUMP!> {adrenaline levels drop and figure slowly morphs...}
{...back into normal, petite-sized Eekster}
{...back into normal, petite-sized Eekster}
Hey hippeh, I hear the slaadi and jacks are having a party over in the slaad thread. You should check it out.
HEY!
Also, "Paizonian".
{...back into normal, petite-sized Eekster}
Need any healing?
{groans, holds head and sits up} Ugh {looks around} Great, another hangover. I wish I could remember what I'd been drinking so I can avoid it.
{glances up at handsome chisled angelic being} Oh, hello. No, I think I just went on another drinking bender again.
{glances down at nearly destroyed clothing} Darn it, latex catsuits are expensive. I need a Ring of Clothing Regeneration.
Sorry I'm late
Hey hippeh, I hear the slaadi and jacks are having a party over in the slaad thread. You should check it out.
HEY! Also, "Paizonian".
{Floats into thread in hamster-ball like mini-aquarium} Oh hello barkeep. Could I get a mimosa? {pops lid} Just pour it in here; I drink like a fish, literally.
Kinda quiet in here. {looks around, spots Scrabble players} Ah, a game.
I'm ok. I'm still filtering this mimosa through my system.Welcome, Mr. Cake and Octopus.
Celestial Follower! Where are you hiding yourself? These newcomers need drinks!
This game of Scrabble is almost over. Then we will play another game.
L-I-O-N. 4 points.
{glances at Celestial Healer's tiles, then at board} Hmmm, I've never played this, but if you use that 'E' and 'T' on the board, you can spell "M-E-Z-Q-U-I-T-A."
What are these 'points' thingies you speak of?
{wanders in after a quick dip in a nearby nymph pool, dressed simply in monk robes} Need some hair of the dog for this headache. My mouth tastes like I ate a spider.
O' Wonderous Guardinal of Alcohol, may I have... {spots floating octopus} W.T.F.? Er, um, one of those mimosa things sounds ok.
{retrieves beverage from Unseen Bartender}
I'm ok. I'm still filtering this mimosa through my system.Welcome, Mr. Cake and Octopus.
Celestial Follower! Where are you hiding yourself? These newcomers need drinks!
This game of Scrabble is almost over. Then we will play another game.
L-I-O-N. 4 points.
{glances at Celestial Healer's tiles, then at board} Hmmm, I've never played this, but if you use that 'E' and 'T' on the board, you can spell "M-E-Z-Q-U-I-T-A."
What are these 'points' thingies you speak of?
Hmm...nice one..."Postmonster".
Can't beleive no one has seen this until now, "Scrabble Jack".
Maybe we should try a new game, since I have clearly won this one...
Just because you got the "i" on a double letter score doesn't mean you win.
Hey, who wants to play Monopoly?
Just because you got the "i" on a double letter score doesn't mean you win.
Hey, who wants to play Monopoly?
{blushes guiltily; when she smiles (with a beak!?!?), a couple hotels tumble out} Sowwee! I guh uh wiwill hunwee {muffled from mouth full of play money}
Can't beleive no one has seen this until now, "Scrabble Jack".
I endorse this game!
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{blushes guiltily; when she smiles (with a beak!?!?), a couple hotels tumble out} Sowwee! I guh uh wiwill hunwee {muffled from mouth full of play money}Just because you got the "i" on a double letter score doesn't mean you win.
Hey, who wants to play Monopoly?
That's okay, octopus. You ate basic Monopoly, but we still have dozens of special edition Monopoly games to play.
This one is Cosmolopoly. All of the properties are planes in the 3.5 cosmology. And everyone plays a little pewter piece that represents one of the core deities.
I call Erythnul!
This one is Cosmolopoly.
Is this the game where you all paint each others' toenails? Creepy.
{blushes guiltily; when she smiles (with a beak!?!?), a couple hotels tumble out} Sowwee! I guh uh wiwill hunwee {muffled from mouth full of play money}Just because you got the "i" on a double letter score doesn't mean you win.
Hey, who wants to play Monopoly?That's okay, octopus. You ate basic Monopoly, but we still have dozens of special edition Monopoly games to play.
This one is Cosmolopoly. All of the properties are planes in the 3.5 cosmology. And everyone plays a little pewter piece that represents one of the core deities.
I call Erythnul!
I brought my own piece
*places little mithral Bahamut on the table.*
That's okay, octopus. You ate basic Monopoly, but we still have dozens of special edition Monopoly games to play.
Thank you for understanding. I needed some fiber in my diet, and the Mon-Op-Oh-Lee thingie is gentler than Activia yogurt.
This one is Cosmolopoly.
Is this the game where you all paint each others' toenails? Creepy.
Oh, I don't know. You are metallic are you not? I'm sure a couple coats of metal flake candy-apple red followed by a coat of sealer would look good on you. Maybe even some flames on the sides?
Personally I was waiting for a joke about a one-eyed doll.This one is Cosmolopoly.Is this the game where you all paint each others' toenails? Creepy.
That one works too, but wouldn't it be more like Operation?
Can't beleive no one has seen this until now, "Scrabble Jack".I prefer blackjack and Uno personally...
;-)
Ooh. Another good one for the list.
LJ walks in, a tiny hydra draped over her shoulder.
Hi, guys. What are you up to?
We're about to play Cosmolopoly. Want to play?
Sure, she says dejectedly.
No, Spike, the pieces are not for you to eat! Bad hydra!
Umm, so nobody was actually playing Olidammara right? Cause I don't think you're getting that piece back for a couple of days at least.
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We're about to play Cosmolopoly. Want to play?Sure, she says dejectedly.
No, Spike, the pieces are not for you to eat! Bad hydra!
Umm, so nobody was actually playing Olidammara right? Cause I don't think you're getting that piece back for a couple of days at least.
Nobody had called that piece yet.
Got that everybody? Nobody will be able to play Olidammara... For a few hours at least.
So, I guess I'll take Wee Jas, then.
I'll be Heironeous.
And I shall be Pelor.
Sooo, if I happened to have a moral dilemma, you guys would be the ones to talk to right?
Sooo, if I happened to have a moral dilemma, you guys would be the ones to talk to right?
I would. What is it?
No, Spike, the pieces are not for you to eat! Bad hydra!Ooo, he's so cute. {now worried little draco-hydra might not like being called "Cute"}
Umm, so nobody was actually playing Olidammara right? Cause I don't think you're getting that piece back for a couple of days at least.
{her own stomach starts to rumble noisily} Uh oh, I think that fiber is starting to work. Please excuse me while I powder my nose. {aqua-sphere hurridly levitates toward Girl's Room}
Sooo, if I happened to have a moral dilemma, you guys would be the ones to talk to right?I would. What is it?
Well, the Jacks recently decided to go to war against the slaads. Not really unusual. I figured it was all good fun, everybody fights and then it's over. But then the guys kinda went overboard with the power gloating and Ambrosia Slaad is really ticked. I feel bad. She's my friend. But I'm a Jill and my loyalty is supposed to be with them. And I was actually really proud of them for winning, as sick as that probably is. I'm just not sure what the right thing to do is at this point. No matter what I do someone I care about ends up ticked off with me.
Well, the Jacks recently decided to go to war against the slaads. Not really unusual. I figured it was all good fun, everybody fights and then it's over. But then the guys kinda went overboard with the power gloating and Ambrosia Slaad is really ticked. I feel bad. She's my friend. But I'm a Jill and my loyalty is supposed to be with them. And I was actually really proud of them for winning, as sick as that probably is. I'm just not sure what the right thing to do is at this point. No matter what I do someone I care about ends up ticked off with me.Sooo, if I happened to have a moral dilemma, you guys would be the ones to talk to right?I would. What is it?
Hmm. Well, you are clearly loyal to the Jacks, but have loyalties to one of their enemies. It's tough. But, none of it is your fault. You are loyal to your family, and loyal to your friend. You cannot choose one over the other, nor should you. The Jacks probably will not strike again, and if they do, you can stop them. Just comfort your friend, I guess, and help her out. You can keep the Jacks from bugging her. I'm not really all that good at advice, but that's mine.
Hmm. Well, you are clearly loyal to the Jacks, but have loyalties to one of their enemies. It's tough. But, none of it is your fault. You are loyal to your family, and loyal to your friend. You cannot choose one over the other, nor should you. The Jacks probably will not strike again, and if they do, you can stop them. Just comfort your friend, I guess, and help her out. You can keep the Jacks from bugging her. I'm not really all that good at advice, but that's mine.Well, the Jacks recently decided to go to war against the slaads. Not really unusual. I figured it was all good fun, everybody fights and then it's over. But then the guys kinda went overboard with the power gloating and Ambrosia Slaad is really ticked. I feel bad. She's my friend. But I'm a Jill and my loyalty is supposed to be with them. And I was actually really proud of them for winning, as sick as that probably is. I'm just not sure what the right thing to do is at this point. No matter what I do someone I care about ends up ticked off with me.Sooo, if I happened to have a moral dilemma, you guys would be the ones to talk to right?I would. What is it?
Somehow describing the Jacks as my family makes what I was doing last night seem very, very wrong. Congratulations, you've managed to trade one moral dilemma for another.
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Most of my advice involves shooting hippehs in the face, but I'll give it a go.
Perhaps it's time to evaluate your friendships, and the extent to which they either elevate you or drag you down. Your real friends make you a better person.
Even though Angel Fish kicks my ass at boardgames, he keeps me in line. When I become homicidal, he reminds me that I can be a better person than that, and that is a true friend.
Hmm. Well, you are clearly loyal to the Jacks, but have loyalties to one of their enemies. It's tough. But, none of it is your fault. You are loyal to your family, and loyal to your friend. You cannot choose one over the other, nor should you. The Jacks probably will not strike again, and if they do, you can stop them. Just comfort your friend, I guess, and help her out. You can keep the Jacks from bugging her. I'm not really all that good at advice, but that's mine.
Not to mention the hydra draped on your shoulders was made by a slaad.
*Moves Bahamut piece to Elemental Plane of Water*I'll by the The Plane of Bathroomsinks left on.
*hands over Cosmopoly money*
Most of my advice involves shooting hippehs in the face, but I'll give it a go.
Perhaps it's time to evaluate your friendships, and the extent to which they either elevate you or drag you down. Your real friends make you a better person.
Even though Angel Fish kicks my ass at boardgames, he keeps me in line. When I become homicidal, he reminds me that I can be a better person than that, and that is a true friend.
Well, that's a lot to think about I guess.
Hmm. Well, you are clearly loyal to the Jacks, but have loyalties to one of their enemies. It's tough. But, none of it is your fault. You are loyal to your family, and loyal to your friend. You cannot choose one over the other, nor should you. The Jacks probably will not strike again, and if they do, you can stop them. Just comfort your friend, I guess, and help her out. You can keep the Jacks from bugging her. I'm not really all that good at advice, but that's mine.Not to mention the hydra draped on your shoulders was made by a slaad.
*Moves Bahamut piece to Elemental Plane of Water*
I'll by the The Plane of Bathroomsinks left on.
*hands over Cosmopoly money*
I know. And he's just the best pet ever. You'd like this Celestial Healer. Spike killed a hippeh just yesterday.
*sigh*
Oh, my turn?
*lands on Arborea*
Oh, that's nice. I'll definitely buy that.
*hands over Cosmopoly money*
...But then the guys kinda went overboard with the power gloating and Ambrosia Slaad is really ticked. I feel bad. She's my friend. But I'm a Jill and my loyalty is supposed to be with them. And I was actually really proud of them for winning, as sick as that probably is. I'm just not sure what the right thing to do is at this point. No matter what I do someone I care about ends up ticked off with me.
As Ambrosia's sister, I'm sure she wouldn't want you to have to choose. Many of us step over the line and everyone makes mistakes (well, except those residents of Mechanus). She's been extra moody this last week, so don't blame the Jacks and certainly don't blame yourself. If it wasn't this, something else would have set her off. She definitely didn't want to come between you and your family.
Just give her a little time for her to cool off, ok? If you want, you can always pop by the thread, but we slaadi do seem to be more preoccupied with picnics than parties.
{orders another mimosa} Do you want a drink?
I know. And he's just the best pet ever. You'd like this Celestial Healer. Spike killed a hippeh just yesterday.Heh. I could go for a hydra like that.
I mean...
I never hurt hippehs.
Never.
I hear the slaad who made it is taking custom orders. He's over in the Jack thread. Don't really know which one.