...I could have had a job in a missionary. They said it could be a lot of fun. But noooo, I had to say 'no, thanks, I'd rather work with the Paizonians, it's more interesting'....well, I was right...
*Grumbles*
Are druids microwavable?
Celestial Healer, thought you might enjoy this.
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Celestial Healer, thought you might enjoy this.
That's amazing. I don't think I can bring myself to read the whole thing, but it's written spectacularly. I wasn't even a big fan of that movie, but even so this is cracking me up.
Celestial Healer, thought you might enjoy this.That's amazing. I don't think I can bring myself to read the whole thing, but it's written spectacularly. I wasn't even a big fan of that movie, but even so this is cracking me up.
I saw the link & discussion thread over on Metafilter and thought you might get a kick out of it. Apparently even Jeff Bridges has a copy now and loves it. Thought maybe your group might consider taking a run at performing it.
Celestial Foll...I brought this poor, uh, handicapable fish here for you Angel Fish.
<Drops Fishstick in Angel Fish's bowl>
You two have fun!
I want oatmeal.
*tries to bite his own tailfin again*
No, don't do that little fishy! If you do, druids might notice, then they'd come here, and we'd have to slaughter them.
<Warms up a bowl of oatmeal in the microwave>
*DING*
Here you go!
<Puts a couple of spoonfuls into the fishbowl>
I have oatmeal in my eye.
Just swim around a little bit, the water will wash it out.
*swims into the wall of the fishbowl*
That Angel fishy is hard core.
No, don't do that little fishy! If you do, druids might notice, then they'd come here, and we'd have to slaughter them.
<Warms up a bowl of oatmeal in the microwave>
*DING*
Here you go!
<Puts a couple of spoonfuls into the fishbowl>
Great. Now I have oatmeal in my gills and a fish named Fishstick in my bowl.
Somehow Fishstick made his way back to Mr. Fishy's thread.
Cool, Fishstick can teleport.
Go figure. He can teleport, but he also eats paste...Somehow Fishstick made his way back to Mr. Fishy's thread.Cool, Fishstick can teleport.
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Great. Now I have oatmeal in my gills and a fish named Fishstick in my bowl.No, don't do that little fishy! If you do, druids might notice, then they'd come here, and we'd have to slaughter them.
<Warms up a bowl of oatmeal in the microwave>
*DING*
Here you go!
<Puts a couple of spoonfuls into the fishbowl>
tosses in some Turnips in the bowl
Ooh! We haven't had turnips in a while! Do you have some more, or are they all now tainted with Angel Fish's murky tankwater?
It was clean before you threw the turnips in!
I sold all our turnips for some magic beans. Now, where did I put those?
And where'd my little buddy Fishstick go? I liked him.
Celestial Foll...I really need to stop doing that...I brought Fishstick back for you, Angel Fish! I know I'm excited about it.
I even knitted you a sweater for your return, Fishstick. Careful, it might chafe.
*puts sweater over head*
I can't see anything.
It was clean before you threw the turnips in!
Quit whining.
Mr. Fishy's bowl is green and fizzy, and filled with grape kool aid, two puking worms, a midget on a frog and atone deaf shark that keeps chanting Duhn, Duhn.
You have turnips, whiner.
Please watch out for the little retard fish, when he's in here.
Mr. Fishy worries about him. He's not wearing his helmet.
Here Fishstick, I'll help.
<Arranges the sweater so it fits neatly over Fishstick's head and his fins are free>
And, for being such a good fish, I got you some gourmet fish flakes, made from real fish.
Here Fishstick, I'll help.
<Arranges the sweater so it fits neatly over Fishstick's head and his fins are free>
And, for being such a good fish, I got you some gourmet fish flakes, made from real fish.
I hate you all so much.
Angel fish is welcome in the Mr. Fishy thread.
I hate you all so much.Here Fishstick, I'll help.
<Arranges the sweater so it fits neatly over Fishstick's head and his fins are free>
And, for being such a good fish, I got you some gourmet fish flakes, made from real fish.
Oh no, I'm so sorry, Angel Fish. How insensitive of me. Here's a sweater for you too.
<Drops sweater into the bowl>
*eats fish flakes*
These taste like mommy.
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I hate you all so much.Here Fishstick, I'll help.
<Arranges the sweater so it fits neatly over Fishstick's head and his fins are free>
And, for being such a good fish, I got you some gourmet fish flakes, made from real fish.
Oh no, I'm so sorry, Angel Fish. How insensitive of me. Here's a sweater for you too.
<Drops sweater into the bowl>
Angel Fish, that sweater will be so flattering.
Angel Fish, that sweater will be so flattering.I hate you all so much.Here Fishstick, I'll help.
<Arranges the sweater so it fits neatly over Fishstick's head and his fins are free>
And, for being such a good fish, I got you some gourmet fish flakes, made from real fish.
Oh no, I'm so sorry, Angel Fish. How insensitive of me. Here's a sweater for you too.
<Drops sweater into the bowl>
The sweater is smothering me. I'm going to suffocate.
<Takes sweater off>
Oh, this is a size "extra-small". I should have knitted you a "small". I'm sorry, Angel Fish.
Here, have some extra fish flakes.
Speaking of which, try this devil's food cake.
It's made from real devils...
It's made from real devils...
{immediately spits out the daemoned egg half}
Um, should I ask what the angel food cake is made from?
It's made from real devils...
{immediately spits out the daemoned egg half}
Um, should I ask what the angel food cake is made from?
Poodles
PoodlesIt's made from real devils...
{immediately spits out the daemoned egg half}
Um, should I ask what the angel food cake is made from?
GRRRRRR!
GRRRRRR!PoodlesIt's made from real devils...
{immediately spits out the daemoned egg half}
Um, should I ask what the angel food cake is made from?
Great! Can you check the oven? I think the frangle-light needs adjustment. It's in the back of the oven.
Great! Can you check the oven? I think the frangle-light needs adjustment. It's in the back of the oven.
*bites Celestial Follower and begins to tug at his clothing.* GRRRRR!!!!
*bites Celestial Follower and begins to tug at his clothing.* GRRRRR!!!!
Great! Can you check the oven? I think the frangle-light needs adjustment. It's in the back of the oven.
Ow! Did Celestial Healer fall down a well or something?
Ow! Did Celestial Healer fall down a well or something?*bites Celestial Follower and begins to tug at his clothing.* GRRRRR!!!!
Great! Can you check the oven? I think the frangle-light needs adjustment. It's in the back of the oven.
Unfortunately, you guys all have wings.
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Unfortunately, you guys all have wings.Ow! Did Celestial Healer fall down a well or something?*bites Celestial Follower and begins to tug at his clothing.* GRRRRR!!!!
Great! Can you check the oven? I think the frangle-light needs adjustment. It's in the back of the oven.
Sadly, these are just decorative.
Sadly, these are just decorative.Unfortunately, you guys all have wings.Ow! Did Celestial Healer fall down a well or something?*bites Celestial Follower and begins to tug at his clothing.* GRRRRR!!!!
Great! Can you check the oven? I think the frangle-light needs adjustment. It's in the back of the oven.
They are? Interesting...