Celestial Follower wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Chernoble Hmm. Which layer of Celestia is that on? Um, Promethium?
So, has anybody noticed that Angel Fish has legs now?
Well good for him. I think he's always wanted them.
It does render the whole necessity of levitate rather moot....
Gentleman Nurn wrote: It does render the whole necessity of levitate rather moot.... Seriously.
So the fish with legs can fly... meanwhile I've got wings and can't even dunk a basketball.
Hockey is more your sport, boss.
Why is it so white and fluffy aroudn here. Some guy at the doorway, with a big set of keys, didn't want to let me in, so I let myself in. Where are the babes? why is it so white?
Crimson Jester wrote: Why is it so white and fluffy aroudn here. Some guy at the doorway, with a big set of keys, didn't want to let me in, so I let myself in. Where are the babes? why is it so white? "It's the feathers, dear. I think some of the angels have been molting."
Well hey baby................
Crimson Jester wrote: Well hey baby................ Hey yourself. ;)
Crimson Jester wrote: Wanna?? Depends on what you're asking. No hanky-panky with thieves guild. Sorry, it's a Jack thing. ;)
Jacks are no fun...Patty cake?
"'No fun'?? Well that's a hurtful thing to say..." ;P
Just keep an eye out for Angel Fish. He's a prude who doesn't approve of this sort of thing.
Who does not approve of Patty cake?
Crimson Jester wrote: Who does not approve of Patty cake? It's a Lawful thing, yesssss.
Gentleman Nurn wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Who does not approve of Patty cake? It's a Lawful thing, yesssss. um not really
Crimson Jester wrote: Gentleman Nurn wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Who does not approve of Patty cake? It's a Lawful thing, yesssss. um not really Hmm, then why are the Lawful ones always the most prudish about it? Never seen a Chaotic sort telling people to keep their hands to themselves, have you? Nnnnooooo.
Do correct me if you've experienced otherwise though, yessss?
Jill never said no, just that the um Jacks don't much carse for the guild. So be it. what we steal they dont need to know about.
Crimson Jester wrote: Jill never said no, just that the um Jacks don't much carse for the guild. So be it. what we steal they dont need to know about. Weeeel, I can't see the harm in patty cake. And I've been thinking about it. Seems pretty innocent to me. Okay.
Visitors! We haven't had any in quite a while.
<Steps past uranium tree and goes into the kitchen>
I sure am glad the microwave is friendly now
<Returns bearing a platter of pizza rolls>
Help yourselves!
Of all the days to not prepare Cure Disease...
Hey, is there a thief in here? Only I just thought I should warn you that I warded everything this morning so it can't leave the house.
You have to do that sort of thing when you live with two morally-challenged celestials and a necromancer. Not to mention the doily of opposition in the kitchen. Feel free to take that one, by the way.
Angel Fish wrote: Not to mention the doily of opposition in the kitchen. Feel free to take that one, by the way. You mean the wrap on the microwave? Well, if you say so.
*removes cozy from microwave - carefully and with tongs, lest he be rendered a Lawful Slaad - and apparates it away with MiniPortalGenX5000*
Gentleman Nurn wrote: Angel Fish wrote: Not to mention the doily of opposition in the kitchen. Feel free to take that one, by the way. You mean the wrap on the microwave? Well, if you say so.
*removes cozy from microwave - carefully and with tongs, lest he be rendered a Lawful Slaad - and apparates it away with MiniPortalGenX5000* Hmm. Should we be concerned?
Celestial Healer wrote: Gentleman Nurn wrote: Angel Fish wrote: Not to mention the doily of opposition in the kitchen. Feel free to take that one, by the way. You mean the wrap on the microwave? Well, if you say so.
*removes cozy from microwave - carefully and with tongs, lest he be rendered a Lawful Slaad - and apparates it away with MiniPortalGenX5000* Hmm. Should we be concerned? Yes.
Merry Christmas, Celestials!
I need to borrow a bit of this cloud here. Some mess that needs to be buried.
Burial post!
Are we having a New Year's celebration?
Oooh. That sounds good. I think Dick Clark is going to be here soon.
... He's not here already?
Gentleman Nurn wrote: ... He's not here already? He'll be in Celestia someday, but he has proven very adept at cheating death.
Celestial Healer wrote: Gentleman Nurn wrote: ... He's not here already? He'll be in Celestia someday, but he has proven very adept at cheating death. I'm kind of surprised ol' Charon hasn't already given him a ride. Or whoever it is that runs the elevator up here.
Gentleman Nurn wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Gentleman Nurn wrote: ... He's not here already? He'll be in Celestia someday, but he has proven very adept at cheating death. I'm kind of surprised ol' Charon hasn't already given him a ride. Or whoever it is that runs the elevator up here. We tried. He was remarkably reluctant.
Did anybody try turning him?
*turn*
~nothing happened~
Celestial Healer wrote: Gentleman Nurn wrote: ... He's not here already? He'll be in Celestia someday, but he has proven very adept at cheating death. Regis is a lich though, right?
Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Gentleman Nurn wrote: ... He's not here already? He'll be in Celestia someday, but he has proven very adept at cheating death. Regis is a lich though, right? And his phylactery is somewhere inside Kelly Ripa. Or, so I've heard...
You set me up for this...
Celestial Follower wrote: Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Gentleman Nurn wrote: ... He's not here already? He'll be in Celestia someday, but he has proven very adept at cheating death. Regis is a lich though, right? And his phylactery is somewhere inside Kelly Ripa. Or, so I've heard...
You set me up for this...
We should investigate.
CF, I want you to go inside Kelly Ripa and find it!
Celestial Healer wrote: Celestial Follower wrote: Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote: Regis is a lich though, right? And his phylactery is somewhere inside Kelly Ripa. Or, so I've heard...
You set me up for this...
We should investigate.
CF, I want you to go inside Kelly Ripa and find it! Is it true that Possession is 9/10ths of the Lawful?
Less than two hours to go {microwaves jumbo batch of pizza rolls}
<Looks frightened>
She's an empty shell, man! An empty shell!
<Sits in the corner and rocks back and forth>
Celestial Follower wrote: <Looks frightened>
She's an empty shell, man! An empty shell!
<Sits in the corner and rocks back and forth>
Have a pizza roll!
Celestial Healer wrote: Celestial Follower wrote: <Looks frightened>
She's an empty shell, man! An empty shell!
<Sits in the corner and rocks back and forth>
Have a pizza roll! Oh, OK. Thanks! I feel much better now.
Any good New Year's resolutions, celestials?
I made a resolution to smite more things.
Oh look, a spider...
ZAP!!!!
*waits patiently for DAAE (Druids Against Arachnid Extermination) to show up*
Gentleman Nurn wrote: *waits patiently for DAAE (Druids Against Arachnid Extermination) to show up* Good! Maybe they can take them away!
(By the way, do we have a problem with druid extermination?)
I will take the silence as a "no". Time to exterminate the druids!
Celestial Healer wrote: I will take the silence as a "no". Time to exterminate the druids! Remember to give them a chance to renounce their evil Mairkurion worshiping ways before you smite them dead.
<DING!> Oooo, caramel popcorn is done!
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