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I would check again, her tastes have changed.Did you consult with microwave on that menu?CF, do we have a Thanksgiving dinner ready for our thread?Roast slaad, mashed dretches, and demon rolls. And corn.
Yum!
Last week. Do you like it?
No roast slaadi or demon rolls. You'll have to settle for roast tofu-slaadi and I Can't Believe It's Not Abyssal rolls.
When did I become a girl microwave?! Stupid cozy.
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I would check again, her tastes have changed.Did you consult with microwave on that menu?CF, do we have a Thanksgiving dinner ready for our thread?Roast slaad, mashed dretches, and demon rolls. And corn.
Yum!
Last week. Do you like it?
No roast slaadi or demon rolls. You'll have to settle for roast tofu-slaadi and I Can't Believe It's Not Abyssal rolls.
When did I become a girl microwave?! Stupid cozy.
Tofu? Seriously?
Man, this thread might be too goody-two-shoes even for me.
Psst... I have some real roast slaadi hidden behind the centerpiece over on the side table. I was afraid Angel Fish would freak out by a non-vegan meal.Tofu? Seriously?
Man, this thread might be too goody-two-shoes even for me.
What was that?
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What was that?Psst... I have some real roast slaadi hidden behind the centerpiece over on the side table. I was afraid Angel Fish would freak out by a non-vegan meal.Tofu? Seriously?
Man, this thread might be too goody-two-shoes even for me.
Psst... The "real roast slaadi" is actually tofu too. I hate to "misrepresent the truth," but eating animals leads down the slippery slope of Eevill. Besides, it's physically better for him too... slaadi are high in cholesterol and pick up a lot of heavy metals from being bottom-feeders.
Say, whose turn is it to bring tidings of great joy?
Mmmm, Five Guys cheeseburger... {silently hopes Angel Fish won't start gating into Five Guys locations and nuking the place with divine fire}*finishes eating a cheeseburger*
Sorry, I got tired of trying to figure out which food was tofu so I went to Five Guys.
I was tempted, but I can't really go kill a bunch of innocents.
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Mmmm, Five Guys cheeseburger... {silently hopes Angel Fish won't start gating into Five Guys locations and nuking the place with divine fire}*finishes eating a cheeseburger*
Sorry, I got tired of trying to figure out which food was tofu so I went to Five Guys.
I was tempted, but I can't really go kill a bunch of innocents.
I'm considering going after the owners, though...
If you don't take a hard stand, they'll think your soft. They all knew what happened to those poor innocent cows. They freely chose to eat there. And they enjoyed consuming that flesh.
Flame Strike'em all and let Pharasma sort'em out.
Oy Bane! Before too long we'll have paladins of Asmodeus in here.
Hey, my G*sh-ometer just beeped when you said that.Oy Bane! Before too long we'll have paladins of Asmodeus in here.
I thought that meant my Ghirardelli chocolate sundae, mixed with a Five Guys burger, seasoned fries, an ice cold root beer, and fresh apple pie was done.
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Hey, my G*sh-ometer just beeped when you said that.Oy Bane! Before too long we'll have paladins of Asmodeus in here.
I thought that meant my Ghirardelli chocolate sundae, mixed with a Five Guys burger, seasoned fries, an ice cold root beer, and fresh apple pie was done.
Huh. You're right. I knew I shouldn't have bought it from Asm's Club.
You know, when you mix all these good things together, it's kind of gross.
Hmph... Are we straying into Lawful Neutral or even Lawful Evil tendencies here? For shame, Angel Fish.
Don't look at me, I think that cozy I ordered and gave to the octopus is defect--
Um, you should probably forget that bit.
You mean you dumped them all together? Isn't that a little... chaotic?** spoiler omitted **
You know, when you mix all these good things together, it's kind of gross.
I got the recipe out of To Serve Gish.
It's like they forget I'm here. Or that might be the Hide in Plain Sight talking....
*keeps the film rolling*
It's like they forget I'm here. Or that might be the Hide in Plain Sight talking....
*keeps the film rolling*
No, my wards picked you up, I was just hoping you'd bring us a new video camera. It's make a good Yule present for the Jacks. Heh.
No, my wards picked you up, I was just hoping you'd bring us a new video camera. It's make a good Yule present for the Jacks. Heh.It's like they forget I'm here. Or that might be the Hide in Plain Sight talking....
*keeps the film rolling*
I'm sure I've a second around here somewhere... *starts pulling random stuff out of the pocket PortalGenX 5000* What plane is this attuned to today anyway?
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No, my wards picked you up, I was just hoping you'd bring us a new video camera. It's make a good Yule present for the Jacks. Heh.It's like they forget I'm here. Or that might be the Hide in Plain Sight talking....
*keeps the film rolling*
Ooh. We're way behind on our shopping aren't we? The poodles should be easy to shop for, but what exactly do we give to the Slaadi?
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...but what exactly do we give to the Slaadi?
Medium heat for 4-5 minutes on each side, with olive oil & garlic
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...but what exactly do we give to the Slaadi?Medium heat for 4-5 minutes on each side, with olive oil & garlic
Umm. Okay.
Anybody else have any suggestions?
...but what exactly do we give to the Slaadi?Medium heat for 4-5 minutes on each side, with olive oil & garlicUmm. Okay.
Anybody else have any suggestions?
We should give them a hug.
Ooops. I thought I nailed the "doggie door" shut.
Ooops. I thought I nailed the "doggie door" shut.
....
With iron nails.Sigh.
...but what exactly do we give to the Slaadi?Medium heat for 4-5 minutes on each side, with olive oil & garlicUmm. Okay.
Anybody else have any suggestions?
We should give them a hug.
{hugs the poodle}
Do you think Mairkurion would let us decorate him?
Why can't we just buy a normal Yule tree?
I'll volunteer if you can't get Mairkurion.
It seemed more festive somehow.Do you think Mairkurion would let us decorate him?Why can't we just buy a normal Yule tree?
He's got more pizazz than a regular evergreen. Also, he seems to like being the center of attention.
He's got more pizazz than a regular evergreen. Also, he seems to like being the center of attention.It seemed more festive somehow.Do you think Mairkurion would let us decorate him?Why can't we just buy a normal Yule tree?
Ahem!
Ahem!He's got more pizazz than a regular evergreen. Also, he seems to like being the center of attention.It seemed more festive somehow.Do you think Mairkurion would let us decorate him?Why can't we just buy a normal Yule tree?
<Piddles on Leaf Ericson>
Thanks for being here!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm-
Would anyone like some fresh popped corn with sea salt and a little truffle oil? Hot chocolate is coming up next...
The new-old microwave sure is making my life easy!
Can you cook up some pizza rolls next?
You guys totally suck.
EDIT: Curse the concept that Erik Mona's avatar must surpass the use of all others!
You guys totally suck.
EDIT: Curse the concept that Erik Mona's avatar must surpass the use of all others!
<Hugs Sytt>
There, there, Sytt. It'll be alright.
You guys totally suck.
Indeed, the video quality after the first ruckus has become slightly dull. On the upside, the moments before are comedy gold. Yessssss.
Wait a second... Am I going to be on TV???You guys totally suck.Indeed, the video quality after the first ruckus has become slightly dull. On the upside, the moments before are comedy gold. Yessssss.
Smile for the camera!! *rolls film*
Smile for the camera!! *rolls film*Wait a second... Am I going to be on TV???You guys totally suck.Indeed, the video quality after the first ruckus has become slightly dull. On the upside, the moments before are comedy gold. Yessssss.
Excuse me, but that goes against policy. I'll tell you what, you go and videotape the Jacks or the Poodles or something instead of us, and not only will we leave you alone, we may give you a better camera for Yule!
Um, you'd also have to give us the film rolls of us. Being blackmailed would be inconvenient.