<Sees the "On vacation. -CH" sign, another celestial arguing with the microwave and fire extinguisher about the merits of genocide, and the fish bowl>
I'll just leave these kegs here, then.
Um, maybe we shouldn't get drunk. After all, what if something bad happens?
The microwave says that the boss is gone, so we can do anything we want.
<Strips out of robes>
Whee! I'm naked!
The microwave says that the boss is gone, so we can do anything we want.
<Strips out of robes>
Whee! I'm naked!
{fails save, is temporarily blinded} Wow, you really need to get a little sun now and then.
The microwave says that the boss is gone, so we can do anything we want.
<Strips out of robes>
Whee! I'm naked!
Hey! Stop it! What would your mother say?
The microwave says that the boss is gone, so we can do anything we want.
<Strips out of robes>
Whee! I'm naked!
Put on some clothes, CF. That microwave is evil.
Put on some clothes, CF. That microwave is evil.The microwave says that the boss is gone, so we can do anything we want.
<Strips out of robes>
Whee! I'm naked!
<Puts robes back on>
I think he's just misguided. Can we give him another chance?
Maybe you should give him one of our brochures.Put on some clothes, CF. That microwave is evil.The microwave says that the boss is gone, so we can do anything we want.
<Strips out of robes>
Whee! I'm naked!
<Puts robes back on>
I think he's just misguided. Can we give him another chance?
*Sigh*
Fine. Give him one, then. But make sure not to touch it.
*Sigh*
Fine. Give him one, then. But make sure not to touch it.
Oy! I don't want no bleedin' brochures!
{gives a couple tarantulas a ride on the inner food turntable}
Spider 1: "Wheeeeee!"
Spider 2: "I think I'm gonna puke."
Spider 1: "Sorry, that's a couple threads over."
*Sigh*
Fine. Give him one, then. But make sure not to touch it.Oy! I don't want no bleedin' brochures!
{gives a couple tarantulas a ride on the inner food turntable}
Spider 1: "Wheeeeee!"
Spider 2: "I think I'm gonna puke."
Spider 1: "Sorry, that's a couple threads over."
{whispers:} Hey you two, hush. Quick, hop in the bag of popped popcorn before the Follower dude takes it out.
Spider 2: "It's like a buttery sauna in here. Oh no, BLEEEERCH!"
Spider 1: "I hope they like popcorn with spider-vomit flavoring."
<Takes popcorn out of the microwave>
Yummy, yummy!
<Grabs a handful>
Hmm...My popcorn seems a little leggy today.
Oh well.
<Eats the rest of the bag of popcorn>
I have the Celestial Bacon!!!
The microwave would like to have a word with dinn, er, our new friend.
We need to liven this place up. Let's brainstorm possibilities:
- Karaoke night
- A roast beef dinner
- More games - Twister, anyone?
- A pot luck dinner
- Open bar
- Order a pizza
- Square dancing
- Hookers and blow
Any more suggestions?
Movie night?
We could watch "Angels in the Outfield", "City of Angels", "I'm No Angel"...
Microwave will pop us some popcorn. :)
The microwave would like to have a word with dinn, er, our new friend.
Don't blaspheme in the celestial thread!
Here, I have a celestial iron skillet...
Well I was actually gonna offer up a full Porc. Half just isn't enough for this party.
Oh and thanks for the welcome. I wish she would bring those cookies, we could warm them in that misguided microwave!
Well I was actually gonna offer up a full Porc. Half just isn't enough for this party.I like the way you think.
Celestial Follower, are you taking notes?
Half-porc...another half-porc...
We're gonna need a bigger microwave.
Speaking of which, don't put cookies in Microwave. It makes him "urpy".
Hmm. I wouldn't eat anything out of that microwave.
Hey, Celestial Follower, what did you use to heat up those pizza rolls when we first opened the thread? Those were delicious, and don't seem to have been part of any demonic apocalypse.
We had a tame red dragon for a while, but she left.
Didn't I tell you about that?
I have the Celestial Bacon!!!Hmm. Now I have a moral dilemma.
I generally don't eat celestial creatures, but celestial bacon sounds heavenly...
Moral Eel! What do I do?!
He is busy right now. However, you're right, eating a fellow celestial would be wrong. A normal, non-sentient pig would be okay, though. Welcome to our order, CHP!
Also, I'm a bit worried about that new microwave. It screamed when I boiled some sea water in it. Blessed, or course. I think it may be time to destroy it.
Yeah, and it spit the sea water back at me! Now I have this nasty burn.
I believe I have some non-sentient pig "friends" that I could "invite" to the party... Since we shouldn't use that microwave, I'm sure someone here can conjure up a flamestrike on the pig.
...
Also, I'm a bit worried about that new microwave. It screamed when I boiled some sea water in it. Blessed, or course. I think it may be time to destroy it.
Hey, microwaves have feelings too! Look, as a special favor to you, anytime you climb outta dat chilly bowl and wanna dry off, just give me a call. I can dry you off and warm you up faster than a towel.
{quietly Gates in another half-dozen spiders} Lets hope these minions are a little smarter than the last two.
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Also, I'm a bit worried about that new microwave. It screamed when I boiled some sea water in it. Blessed, or course. I think it may be time to destroy it.Hey, microwaves have feelings too! Look, as a special favor to you, anytime you climb outta dat chilly bowl and wanna dry off, just give me a call. I can dry you off and warm you up faster than a towel.
{quietly Gates in another half-dozen spiders} Lets hope these minions are a little smarter than the last two.
I thought we had wards for this sort of thing?
*glides in*
Right after "Games and Drinking Night"?
Okay. When is our "Movie and Bacon Night" going to be held?
Kevin Bacon Day?
Okay. When is our "Movie and Bacon Night" going to be held?Kevin Bacon Day?
Ooh! Good one!
Was Kevin Bacon in any movies about angels?
If he wasn't, he isn't too far from someone who was.
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Okay. When is our "Movie and Bacon Night" going to be held?Kevin Bacon Day?
Ooh! Good one!
Was Kevin Bacon in any movies about angels?
If he wasn't, he isn't too far from someone who was.
Maybe we can do a Kevin Bacon marathon while we eat bacon! Who wouldn't want to come to that?
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Okay. When is our "Movie and Bacon Night" going to be held?Kevin Bacon Day?
Ooh! Good one!
Was Kevin Bacon in any movies about angels?
If he wasn't, he isn't too far from someone who was.
Maybe we can do a Kevin Bacon marathon while we eat bacon! Who wouldn't want to come to that?
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Have you seen the, uh, creatures in the other threads? Do you really want them in here watching movies and eating our bacon?
Microwave says he wouldn't touch them with a ten-foot pole.
Hmm. Well how are we supposed to spread our cult/sect/coven/thing?
No, Microwave, genocide is not the answer.
I know--we could airdrop a bunch of leaflets.
Hmm. Well how are we supposed to spread our cult/sect/coven/thing?No, Microwave, genocide is not the answer.
{mumbles in frustration} Can't you just put some heathens' heads inside me? I'll warm 'em up and they'll be nice and pliable... ready for easy conversion.
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{mumbles in frustration} Can't you just put some heathens' heads inside me? I'll warm 'em up and they'll be nice and pliable... ready for easy conversion.Hmm. Well how are we supposed to spread our cult/sect/coven/thing?No, Microwave, genocide is not the answer.
How about demons and/or undead? We might be able to give you some of those.
Hi guys, can we join too?
We prefer twister. :)