My horsey charges across the board.
<Rolls a d20>
19 for my ride check.
<Rolls another d20>
Natural 20. Oooh, a critical threat.
<Rolls the same d20>
Another natural d20. Confirmed the crit!
<Rolls 3d8>
8, 8, and, awww, 7. Plus bonuses, I did 38 points of damage. Let's see...a pawn has 6 hit points. Yep! He's dead.
Aaaand my queen is teleported by the Bishop to the knight and skewers him. She gets an extra turn from the teleportation, which she uses to attack CH's bishop.
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Aaaand my queen is teleported by the Bishop to the knight and skewers him. She gets an extra turn from the teleportation, which she uses to attack CH's bishop.My horsey charges across the board.
<Rolls a d20>
19 for my ride check.
<Rolls another d20>
Natural 20. Oooh, a critical threat.
<Rolls the same d20>
Another natural d20. Confirmed the crit!
<Rolls 3d8>
8, 8, and, awww, 7. Plus bonuses, I did 38 points of damage. Let's see...a pawn has 6 hit points. Yep! He's dead.
Is this 3.5 chess, 4e chess, or Pathfinder chess? Because my bishop seems to have encounter powers...
As an immediate interrupt, my bishop slides the queen two squares, and the queen grants combat advantage.
What?
Ooh! I have Chex Mix! That's a good party treat, and it doesn't require my Follower to do any cooking.
That's good. Because I think the microwave just summoned a demon.
Okay, see, we prefer the term 'daemon'.
Aaaand my queen is teleported by the Bishop to the knight and skewers him. She gets an extra turn from the teleportation, which she uses to attack CH's bishop.My horsey charges across the board.
<Rolls a d20>
19 for my ride check.
<Rolls another d20>
Natural 20. Oooh, a critical threat.
<Rolls the same d20>
Another natural d20. Confirmed the crit!
<Rolls 3d8>
8, 8, and, awww, 7. Plus bonuses, I did 38 points of damage. Let's see...a pawn has 6 hit points. Yep! He's dead.
Is this 3.5 chess, 4e chess, or Pathfinder chess? Because my bishop seems to have encounter powers...
As an immediate interrupt, my bishop slides the queen two squares, and the queen grants combat advantage.
What?
It's that new Poodle game.
Hey, it was free! Have you seen how much those other games cost?
EEEEEEEEP! A yugoloth!
Banish!
Gah! Jerk!
*Vanishes**Reappears*
That microwave of yours is very helpful, don't you know. Banish!
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EEEEEEEEP! A yugoloth!
Banish!
Gah! Jerk!
*Vanishes*
*Reappears*
That microwave of yours is very helpful, don't you know. Banish!
Oh no, you've cast me back to Celestia!
*disappears*
*reappears*
Damn, now I'm back in Celes... Oh wait.
Surely using banish on an outsider on said outsider's home plane is some sort of paradox...
EEEEEEEEP! A yugoloth!
Banish!
Gah! Jerk!
*Vanishes*
*Reappears*
That microwave of yours is very helpful, don't you know. Banish!Oh no, you've cast me back to Celestia!
*disappears*
*reappears*
Damn, now I'm back in Celes... Oh wait.
Surely using banish on an outsider on said outsider's home plane is some sort of paradox...
Shush, you. Banish!
Shush, you. Banish!EEEEEEEEP! A yugoloth!
Banish!
Gah! Jerk!
*Vanishes*
*Reappears*
That microwave of yours is very helpful, don't you know. Banish!Oh no, you've cast me back to Celestia!
*disappears*
*reappears*
Damn, now I'm back in Celes... Oh wait.
Surely using banish on an outsider on said outsider's home plane is some sort of paradox...
Hey, stop that! Banish!
Hey, stop that! Banish!Shush, you. Banish!EEEEEEEEP! A yugoloth!
Banish!
Gah! Jerk!
*Vanishes*
*Reappears*
That microwave of yours is very helpful, don't you know. Banish!Oh no, you've cast me back to Celestia!
*disappears*
*reappears*
Damn, now I'm back in Celes... Oh wait.
Surely using banish on an outsider on said outsider's home plane is some sort of paradox...
*Disappears*
*Reappears*Stupid fish. Banish!
Hey, stop that! Banish!Shush, you. Banish!EEEEEEEEP! A yugoloth!
Banish!
Gah! Jerk!
*Vanishes*
*Reappears*
That microwave of yours is very helpful, don't you know. Banish!Oh no, you've cast me back to Celestia!
*disappears*
*reappears*
Damn, now I'm back in Celes... Oh wait.
Surely using banish on an outsider on said outsider's home plane is some sort of paradox...
*Disappears*
*Reappears*
Stupid fish. Banish!
*Reappears*
Banish!
{sips pineapple martini, watches outsiders flicker in and out}
That microwave of yours is very helpful, don't you know. Banish!
At least it isn't creating Concentrated Evil.
{unplugs microwave} Maybe that'll help.
<Throws microwave in the trash>
I hope that's not bad for Celestia's environment...
<Throws microwave in the trash>
I hope that's not bad for Celestia's environment...
Do you have a Celestial Otyugh. Maybe he'll eat it?
{spots wafflemaker in the corner} Hopefully that won't start spitting out Fiendish Flumphs with melted butter and maple syrup. Oh poopy, now I'm hungry.
DUDE! That is not cool! Plug that back in RIGHT NOW! Stop being a jerk!
Anyways, I was about to toast some Buttermilk Waffles.
Anybody got maple syrup?
Anybody got maple syrup?
I do! And, I'll warm it up in this *nice* new microwave I bought from "Sam"s Club (not sure why "Sam" is in quotes).
Anybody got maple syrup?I do! And, I'll warm it up in this *nice* new microwave I bought from "Sam"s Club (not sure why "Sam" is in quotes).
Ah, good old "Sam" came through again.
*Eats waffle*Huh...this is disgusting. We got a toaster?
I'm very afraid. I don't know why, but I am.
I do! And, I'll warm it up in this *nice* new microwave I bought from "Sam"s Club (not sure why "Sam" is in quotes).
Hmmm, "Sam"... why does that name ring a bell?
Celestial Follower, where the hell do you shop?
I told you..."Sam"s Club. Their stuff is pretty cheap, but they have weird contracts.
Hmmm, "Sam"... why does that name ring a bell?I'm very afraid. I don't know why, but I am.
I do! And, I'll warm it up in this *nice* new microwave I bought from "Sam"s Club (not sure why "Sam" is in quotes).
Ah, don't worry, Samyaza is a devil. They don't want us daemons summoned.
Also, waffles are done! Where's the butter?
A whistling sound is followed by a ragged man falling from the sky and landing on top of the microwave, smashing it to bits.
OWW!!
Bloody fascist Jacks! Imperialist authoritarians!
Looks about
And what's this place then? Looks like a bad remake of Heaven Can Wait ...
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A whistling sound is followed by a ragged man falling from the sky and landing on top of the microwave, smashing it to bits.
OWW!!
Bloody fascist Jacks! Imperialist authoritarians!
Looks about
And what's this place then? Looks like a bad remake of Heaven Can Wait ...
Here, have a pamphlet. It's about the virtues of virtue.
The ragged man scowls
I don't need your authoritarian branwashing, I have this!
Pulls out a dog-eared copy of Steal This Book.
What kind of opiate of the masses wet dream have I been catapulted into?
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The ragged man scowls
I don't need your authoritarian branwashing, I have this!
Pulls out a dog-eared copy of Steal This Book.
What kind of opiate of the masses wet dream have I been catapulted into?
It strikes me that being face to face with an angel should make you reevaluate your assumptions.
Pizza roll?
The ragged man scowls
I don't need your authoritarian branwashing, I have this!
Pulls out a dog-eared copy of Steal This Book.
What kind of opiate of the masses wet dream have I been catapulted into?
*Steals book*
Pizza roll?
Please! Just because your grandfather was a swan or something and you dress in a white bedsheet doesn't qualify you as an avatar of some farcical flying spaghetti monster!
I mean really, if I proclaimed myself grand poohbah of cloud cookoo land because me gran got raped by a goose and I shopped at Bed Bath and Beyond for my clothes they'd lock me away!
Looks at Sytt
Go ahead, read it too and spread the revolution!
Pizza roll?Please! Just because your grandfather was a swan or something and you dress in a white bedsheet doesn't qualify you as an avatar of some farcical flying spaghetti monster!
I mean really, if I proclaimed myself grand poohbah of cloud cookoo land because me gran got raped by a goose and I shopped at Bed Bath and Beyond for my clothes they'd lock me away!
Looks at Sytt
Go ahead, read it too and spread the revolution!
Now you Celestials understand why we beat the crap out of this guy.
Awww. I was going to try out the new microwave. For some reason, it keeps asking for human flesh.
I invited Gary to our thread for appetizers. Everyone needs to be on their best behavior, and let's try not to burn the food.
I've got the fire extinguisher ready. He likes to be called Mr. Frost.
Heh-heh. Here's some hot, fresh banana bread a la Celeste from the badger bakery.
I invited Gary to our thread for appetizers. Everyone needs to be on their best behavior, and let's try not to burn the food.
I've got the fire extinguisher ready. He likes to be called Mr. Frost.
Who does?
Gary?
The fire extinguisher?
Josh Frost?
The fire extinguisher. All the appliances/utility items I buy lately talk to me. It was a little disconcerting at first.
Heh-heh. Here's some hot, fresh banana bread a la Celeste from the badger bakery.Why did he chuckle when he dropped off this banana bread? Now I don't trust it. People are always messing with our appetizers. I don't know why somebody would do that.
I think it's OK. If, say, a poodle had dropped this off, I'd be worried.
What's that, Mr. Frost?
No, I'm not going to let you taste the blood of poodles.
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Heh-heh. Here's some hot, fresh banana bread a la Celeste from the badger bakery.Why did he chuckle when he dropped off this banana bread? Now I don't trust it. People are always messing with our appetizers. I don't know why somebody would do that.I think it's OK. If, say, a poodle had dropped this off, I'd be worried.
What's that, Mr. Frost?
No, I'm not going to let you taste the blood of poodles.
From now on you're shopping at Target. I don't care if the prices are 10% higher.
Dear oh dear, I was chuckling over the Frost fire extinguisher comment. I'd sample the banana bread myself (made by Mrs. Badger), but I don't want to spoil the loaf before Mr. Teter gets here.
I invited Gary to our thread for appetizers. Everyone needs to be on their best behavior, and let's try not to burn the food.
I've got the fire extinguisher ready. He likes to be called Mr. Frost.
{Detect Thoughts on fire extinquisher:}
"I'm Mister White Christmas, I'm Mister Snow.
I'm Mister Icicle, I'm Mister Ten Below.
Friends call me Snow Miser,
whatever I touch...
turns to snow in my clutch...
I'm too much!"
I invited Gary to our thread for appetizers. Everyone needs to be on their best behavior, and let's try not to burn the food.
I've got the fire extinguisher ready. He likes to be called Mr. Frost.
{Detect Thoughts on fire extinquisher:}
"I'm Mister White Christmas, I'm Mister Snow.
I'm Mister Icicle, I'm Mister Ten Below.
Friends call me Snow Miser,
whatever I touch...
turns to snow in my clutch...
I'm too much!"
Man, all the appliances have started singing now. Limbo must be coterminous again.
Also, who let the Yugoloth in?