Don't Minnesotan Jews eat glumph-flish?
Don't Minnesotan Jews eat glumph-flish?
Only during Haggamashaggah
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The following is a paid political announcement from Go Flumph Yourself...
A world without flumphs is like a world without unicorns. You wouldn't want to live in a world without unicorns would you?
Please. Vote "Yes" on Proposition 200 (because that's the page flumphs appear on in the Tome of Horrors.)
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"Misfit Monsters Revisited"We're a couple of misfits
We're a couple of misfits
What's the matter with misfits
That's where we fit in!We're not daffy and dilly
Don't go 'round willy nilly
Seems to us kinda silly
That we don't fit in.We may be different from the rest
Who decides the test
Of what is really best?We're a couple of misfits
We're a couple of misfits
What's the matter with misfits
That's where we fit in!
I'll see and raise!
But we're the misfits
Our songs are better
We are the misfits
and we're gunna get her
Oh, and Flumphs can stay in OotS. They're obscure and random for a reason. I'm with the EiC and crew. East side represent.
Sounds like a bunch of gishfits to me...
I vote Aye. Flumphs are totally awesome. ALl they need is better representation. Remember, a lot of the coolest races from D&D started out looking idiotic in the AD&D books.
It's great when flumphs are lying helpless on the beach and you pop them with your tire as you drive along in your car. Did I mention that before?
If I recall correctly, the flumph first appeared in White Dwarf's "Fiend Factory feature. It wasn't well thought-out as originally presented.The 1st edition Fiend Folio featured poor art and terrible decisions on the part of those who updated the monsters inside. Even well-conceived monsters were often messed up by that ill-starred book's development team.
The flumph deserves another chance! Handled by a more capable team of artists, writers, and editors, flumphs can rise above their comedic curse!
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Count me as a loyal supporter of GoFY and the flumph! I'm looking forward to getting my tee shirt.
I totally feel for the poor, misunderstood creatures, to the extent that when I wrote material for Necro's Rappan Athuk Reloaded, I included a level that features the creatures. Sadly, when playtesting, my tabletop crew refused to fight them, the chickens! (Actually I think they were justifiably afraid of the bragging rights I'd get when the flumphs decimated them.)
Flumph'em up!
I did a flumph conversion by request over on the Necromancer Games messageboard.
It's not official, but hey, if you want a flumph, there ya go.
:D
Molly, you just plain rule.
I hereby make thee an officer of the GoFY organization.
Thankee! ^_^
I might tweak it a bit more, especially its nauseating spray. That was the first monster I converted from 3.x to Pathfinder, and I've learned more about how Pathfinder does things.
I did a flumph conversion by request over on the Necromancer Games messageboard.
It's not official, but hey, if you want a flumph, there ya go.
:D
EPIC WIN.
To My Players:
If You Are Currently Playing In A Group That Includes Singara the Sorceress, The Green One, and Archimedes then you are NOT allowed to read this.
To all others:
I have upgraded the Dungeon Crawl Classic "Transmuter's Last Touch" to a 4th to 5th level dungeon for my players. One of the bits of treasure that have been stolen is a set of ledger books that Thurin Kreed has been using to keep track of his double book keeping as he has been embezzling money for himself from the Lumber consortium's profits.
In any case, in the process of adding more difficulty to this adventure (which was originally designed for levels 1-2) I have added more traps, a few more rooms and
FLUMPS
The kolbolds store a few Flumps in one of the cells in the old jail. If attacked they release the Flumps and use large fans to blow the Flumps in the direction of the PCs.
Is this enough for me to become a member of GoFY ?
Alright, I'll admit it - Flumphs are my 'guilty pleasure'...
3 or 4... in a stack... with maple syrup. Delicious!
Director of Narrative
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Fellow GoFY members....we have redemption.
Begun the Flumpocalypse has.
No, I already contribute to the Society for the Preservation of Digesters and my tiny tiny freelancer money only lets me support one endangered species at a time.
Besides, Digesters are much more useful to society than Flumphs.
Fellow GoFY members....we have redemption.
I forgot, what does this stand for? Earlier, I called your goofy group The Flumph Liberation Front.
Go Flumph Yourself?
Yeah, I didn't think it would take too long before raise thread was cast here. Go misfits!
Victory !!
FLUMPH, FLUMPH, FLUMPH
Kuddos!!!
Huzzah!!!
Who's writting the Flumph: Eyebite or Daigle?
All bets are on!
I hate for Texas to be associated with the flumph, however, they do wash up on the beaches of South Padre (good poppin' fun!), so maybe that makes a Texan qualified to write on them. Hugo, you hombres got 'em down ol' Mexico way?
I hate for Texas to be associated with the flumph, however, they do wash up on the beaches of South Padre (good poppin' fun!), so maybe that makes a Texan qualified to write on them. Hugo, you hombres got 'em down ol' Mexico way?
All flumphs down here were hunted down for tacos meat a few years ago, so I wouldn't know.
My money is on the Texan too
Really? What the heck is edible on those things?
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Unfortunately, not everyone who visits the boards is worthy of such an honor.
Flumphs rule!
I will buy Misfit Monsters now.
Did we win?
I should say you did.:)
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I loved Misfit Monsters Redeemed. The flumph treatment was great!.
Also,
Well, it looks like you folks have forced my hand.
In fact, the adventure path right after Kingmaker will be "The Chronicles of the Flumph-o-nauts". This will be a bit of an experiment for us, and we will be rebuilding the old 2e spelljammer setting for the path. The adventure path will explore the deep backstory behind such iconic D&D races as the Giff, Dowhar, and Carbunkle as the players race to stop a Giant Fire-Breathing Sweet-and-Salty Two-Headed Half-Dragon Gninja Hobo NASCAR Space Hamster.
The first Pathfinder Chronicles Book supporting the adventure path will be the Complete Flumphs Handbook, which will provide the details of the elusive Flumph subraces, such as the Ice Flumph, the Fire Flumph, and the always popular, Wood Flumph.
By the time you receive the product, we should already be on an exotic island, counting our money and laughing heartily.
Er...ignore that last part.
The Real Eric Mona
Is it sad that I like the sound of that Adventure path and companion book (with the exception of the out of control Giant Space Hamster. A basic Giant Hamster, ala Tome of Horrors, would suffice just fine), and would gladly purchase a Pathfinder Spelljammer-like setting?