Go Flumph Yourself (i.e. Petition to Save the Endangered Flumph!)


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Most interesting, the German translation of "sm*u*rf" is "Schlumpf", which sounds almost as "Flumph". A coincidence? I think not!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

Day 6 of our insurrection, and still no word from the Golem's masters.

They fear the might of GoFY!

We need to attract celebrities to our cause, just like any other political organization.

We already have Tim Hitchcock. Now we need others.

Soon, GoFY will be the pet organization of all of Hollywood!


Hey, I'm a celebrity...somewhere...I think...

Yapyap!

*licks a flumph*


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Don't do that! You don't know where this flumph has been.

--
So, where did I put this blasted key?

Scarab Sages

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Long live the Flumph!!!!!


Eyebite wrote:
Day 6 of our insurrection...

The pressure getting to you yet, man? Threatening phone calls late at night? Mysterious strangers leaving greatswords in your mailbox?


DOOM!!! DOOM!!!

DOOM ON PAIZO'S MISFIT EXCLUSION POLICY!!!! LET THE FLUMPH IN! PAVE THE WAY!

v/r
Dire Corby Health, Education, and Defense Society Spokesfowl


Swoops through thread, snatching a big juicy flumph from midair with a great POP!


Alderyk, King of the Fallarin wrote:
Swoops through thread, snatching a big juicy flumph from midair with a great POP!

Stop it! After we ride goofy little blobs coattails into a Misfits book, we can eat as many of the little stuffed sausages as we want.

DOOM!!

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

Grimcleaver wrote:
Eyebite wrote:
Day 6 of our insurrection...
The pressure getting to you yet, man? Threatening phone calls late at night? Mysterious strangers leaving greatswords in your mailbox?

...waking up to a severed unicorn head in the bed next to you.

...tricked again by the "bunny on a stump" ruse.

Liberty's Edge

If flumphs are good with mesquite bbq sauce and cole slaw, save me some too...

Contributor

Grimcleaver wrote:
I really think the flumph is just like the panda to our little wildlife protection movement...

I thought our panda was the starpanda fishbear?

Contributor

I've had a flumph in my campaign once. One of the PCs polymorphed a bebelith into a flumph. The poor thing almost died of shame. Poor, poor abyssal, demon-hunting spider...

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

So, are you with us, Todd? A mind of your caliber could really lend to this cause.

RPG Superstar 2012

Save the flumph, save Golarion.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

GoFY will make a strong showing at the Paizo chat tonight.

Beware Jacobs and Mona, Beware!

Spoiler:
:)

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

T-shirts aren't enough. We need an entire line of flumph fashion accessories: Shoes, hats, jeans, bags, kilts, scabbards, tankards, backpacks, and jewelry.

"Nothing comes between me and my Flumph jeans!"


Sir_Wulf wrote:

T-shirts aren't enough. We need an entire line of flumph fashion accessories: Shoes, hats, jeans, bags, kilts, scabbards, tankards, backpacks, and jewelry.

"Nothing comes between me and my Flumph jeans!"

Made from real, spun Flumph-flax, by the loomers and weavers of Olangrucorp.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

Whoa . . . this thread nearly slipped into oblivion.

*bump*

Rally GoFYites, rally!


Flumphs: No... just NO.

I think they and the Umpleby should go join that poker game the dogs are playing, and stay the hell out of RPGing.


DOOM on you!

Viva los Flumphs! Viva los Misfits!

(alright, we can leave the Umpleby's out. But Flumphs and Dire Corbies 4-evah!)

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DiCHEADS Spokesfowl wrote:

DOOM on you!

Viva los Flumphs! Viva los Misfits!

(alright, we can leave the Umpleby's out. But Flumphs and Dire Corbies 4-evah!)

And al-mi'raj (-i, -es?), the most punctuated creature in all of D&D.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

Why is the vulchling so cruelly neglected? Why does it not receive the attention it deserves?


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Don't forget: A flumph a day keeps the doctor away!

--
So, where did I put this blasted key?


I'm there.

Save the Flumph!

After all, it was the first monster I ever roleplayed. The DM thought it would be a neat idea for each us to be a creature for the night in an "It's all a dream" adventure. We were 12. I had a crush on the same girl the GM had a crush on. I was assigned the flumph. I died early on. I earned new respect for those flying pincushions.

Save the Flumph!

wasgreg


Bought me one of your Flumph shirts Daigle. Please consider it my patriotic donation to GoFY!

FLUMPHS RULE!

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Bought me one of your Flumph shirts Daigle. Please consider it my patriotic donation to GoFY!

FLUMPHS RULE!

That's awesome. I printed the image out and printed it onto an iron-on transfer and put it on a white short sleeved oxford shirt. A little black tie and I'm ready to go out and evangelize for the power of the flumph!

Spoiler:
I don't really know how that site works when it comes to getting money for stuff, but I'm just going to forward the money over to Hugo whenever I figure it out. I think there has to be a certain number sold before any commission funds start trickling in. So far you are the only person who has bought one. I was wondering who that one sale was.


Daigle:

Spoiler:
huh, they make you make it? Funny, I figured the site would do it and cut you a small commish. I basically did it because my wife the non-gamer fell in love with our little misfit friend when I showed her Hugo's drawing. By all means give Hugo the cash, I just did it as a lark (and to get a kewl tshirt)


Y'know, it just occurred to me- Flumphs would be among the only tentacled monsters that wouldn't make a "tentacle-styled assault" on female-kind. ;)

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

Totally.

Flumphs have class. They treat people with respect.


Daigle wrote:

Totally.

Flumphs have class. They treat people with respect.

Truly, that doth makes them the most aberrant among tentacled-aberration-kind. ;)

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Parlon Merkins wrote:
Daigle wrote:

Totally.

Flumphs have class. They treat people with respect.

Truly, that doth makes them the most aberrant among tentacled-aberration-kind. ;)

Our point exactly. Thank you for your support to GoFY!


Sir_Wulf wrote:

T-shirts aren't enough. We need an entire line of flumph fashion accessories: Shoes, hats, jeans, bags, kilts, scabbards, tankards, backpacks, and jewelry.

"Nothing comes between me and my Flumph jeans!"

Thanks! I'll add it to the ideas for "101 things to do with a dead Flumph" =D

The Exchange

I'm signing! I've never seen a flumph in any campaign I've been in, so I know they must be really endangered!


Not endangered enough, it appears...


Well there's a little nilbog raisin' hell inside of a corner shop
He's been yellin' down there, yellin' half the day
They never ever seem to have the time
He gets pushed around, knocked to the ground
He gets to his feet and he says;
"What About me, it isn't fair
I suck bad too, now I want my share
Can't you see? I wanna live!
But you just take more than you give..."

Well there's an ugly flumph floating behind the counter of a corner shop
It's been floatin' back there, floatin' for it's dream
And dreams walk in and out, they never stop
Well it's not too proud to cry out loud
It hovers to the street and it screams;
"What About me, it isn't fair
I've had enough now I want my share
Can't you see? I wanna live!
But you just take more than you give..." (More than you give)

Take a step back and see the little monsters
There's nothin there but the words that make the big Editors big
So listen, as they whisper;
"What about me? ..."

Now we're standin' on the corner of a world gone home
Nobody's changed, nobody's been saved
And I'm feelin' red-lined out
I guess I'm lucky, I smile a lot
But sometimes I wish for more than I've got...
"What About me, it isn't fair
I'm fun and quirky now I want my share
Can't you see? I wanna live!
But you just take more - What about me?!
It isn't fair!
I've had enough now I want my share!
Can't you see? I wanna live!
But you just take more,
You just take more,
You just take more than you give...

What about me?
What about me?
What about me?

Grand Lodge

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yoda8myhead wrote:

I am signing both because I think the only LG creature in the 1E Monster Manual, by none other than E. Gary Gygax, deserves to appear in the standard-bearer of his brainchild and because I get an implicit understanding that signing this petition will get me one or all of the "Go Flumph Yourself" bumper sticker, campaign button, or tee shirt at some point down the road.

May the Flumph be with you.

The Flumph had nothing to do with Gygax, it was one of the compiled reader submissions to White Dwarf's Fiend Folio column which became the book of the same name. That being said, it was an incredibly stupid idea of a monster which only a Brit could create or love.


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We should extend the thread to other endangered/ridiculous species

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Hugo Solis wrote:
We should extend the thread to other endangered/ridiculous species

Very cool picture, Hugo!

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Daigle wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
We should extend the thread to other endangered/ridiculous species
Very cool picture, Hugo!

Yes, indeed! Excellent picture.

Say, Hugo, what got you to draw up such a silly creature? :)


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taig wrote:
Daigle wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
We should extend the thread to other endangered/ridiculous species
Very cool picture, Hugo!

Yes, indeed! Excellent picture.

Say, Hugo, what got you to draw up such a silly creature? :)

You know... silly creatures attract...curios requests:P

SAVE THE FLUMPH AND ALMIRAJ!


OT @ Hugo

Spoiler:
I finally got to listen to your podcast interview today, Hugo. Hurray!


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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

OT @ Hugo

** spoiler omitted **

Hehehe...do I sound crazier than on boards? :P


Not at all, you've got a good voice and your descriptions filled me with envy! Next time you are passing through DFW, I need to get you my contact info ahead of time in case anything goes wrong.


DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Go Flumphs, yeah!!


Hugo Solis wrote:


You know... silly creatures attract...curios requests:P

SAVE THE FLUMPH AND ALMIRAJ!

It's a shame the nilbog doesn't look any sillier than a goblin.

All joking aside, the nilbog is the King of the Monsters of Suck. I almost want people to hate it so that it can be saved.

The problem is the nilbog is only silly in premise and mechanics, not appearance... unlike the Flumph.


Nilbog Jones wrote:
The problem is the nilbog is only silly in premise and mechanics, not appearance... unlike the Flumph.

Well, the Hugo flumph is exponentially cooler than the Fiend Folio flumph...


And might I just say...

DOOOOOOOOM!!!11!1!!one!11!


BEHOLD THE GLORY THAT IS FLUMPH!

Srsly, a very cool T-shirt Daigle ...Thanks


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Patrick Curtin wrote:

BEHOLD THE GLORY THAT IS FLUMPH!

Srsly, a very cool T-shirt Daigle ...Thanks

Awesome! You should have taken th pic with you bearing the flumph!

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