Go Flumph Yourself (i.e. Petition to Save the Endangered Flumph!)


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Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

So, a warrior/mage flumph would be a glumph? A flish?


Don't Minnesotan Jews eat glumph-flish?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Don't Minnesotan Jews eat glumph-flish?

Only during Haggamashaggah

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber

The following is a paid political announcement from Go Flumph Yourself...

A world without flumphs is like a world without unicorns. You wouldn't want to live in a world without unicorns would you?

Please. Vote "Yes" on Proposition 200 (because that's the page flumphs appear on in the Tome of Horrors.)

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...so when do I get paid for this?

Dark Archive

Xabulba wrote:
yoda8myhead wrote:


"Misfit Monsters Revisited"

We're a couple of misfits

We're a couple of misfits
What's the matter with misfits
That's where we fit in!

We're not daffy and dilly
Don't go 'round willy nilly
Seems to us kinda silly
That we don't fit in.

We may be different from the rest
Who decides the test
Of what is really best?

We're a couple of misfits
We're a couple of misfits
What's the matter with misfits
That's where we fit in!

I'll see and raise!


But we're the misfits
Our songs are better
We are the misfits
and we're gunna get her

Oh, and Flumphs can stay in OotS. They're obscure and random for a reason. I'm with the EiC and crew. East side represent.


Sounds like a bunch of gishfits to me...


I vote Aye. Flumphs are totally awesome. ALl they need is better representation. Remember, a lot of the coolest races from D&D started out looking idiotic in the AD&D books.


It's great when flumphs are lying helpless on the beach and you pop them with your tire as you drive along in your car. Did I mention that before?

The Exchange

20 Flumphs baked into a pie.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

If I recall correctly, the flumph first appeared in White Dwarf's "Fiend Factory feature. It wasn't well thought-out as originally presented.The 1st edition Fiend Folio featured poor art and terrible decisions on the part of those who updated the monsters inside. Even well-conceived monsters were often messed up by that ill-starred book's development team.

The flumph deserves another chance! Handled by a more capable team of artists, writers, and editors, flumphs can rise above their comedic curse!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

Paizo's Bestiary II just won't be complete without the Flumph.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber

Count me as a loyal supporter of GoFY and the flumph! I'm looking forward to getting my tee shirt.

I totally feel for the poor, misunderstood creatures, to the extent that when I wrote material for Necro's Rappan Athuk Reloaded, I included a level that features the creatures. Sadly, when playtesting, my tabletop crew refused to fight them, the chickens! (Actually I think they were justifiably afraid of the bragging rights I'd get when the flumphs decimated them.)


Pathfinder Companion Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Flumph'em up!


I did a flumph conversion by request over on the Necromancer Games messageboard.

Flumph for Pathfinder

It's not official, but hey, if you want a flumph, there ya go.

:D


Molly Dingle wrote:

I did a flumph conversion by request over on the Necromancer Games messageboard.

Flumph for Pathfinder

It's not official, but hey, if you want a flumph, there ya go.

:D

Thanks for the link, and welcome to the Paizo boards, by the way.

<checks watch>
Hmm. Not yet time to do another promotional post for PaizoCon and PaizoCon UK 2010. ;)

The Exchange

Does this mean I can go Flumph hunting again?
~cocks shotgun~
Mwhahahaha

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

Molly Dingle wrote:

I did a flumph conversion by request over on the Necromancer Games messageboard.

Flumph for Pathfinder

It's not official, but hey, if you want a flumph, there ya go.

:D

Molly, you just plain rule.

I hereby make thee an officer of the GoFY organization.


Eyebite wrote:

Molly, you just plain rule.

I hereby make thee an officer of the GoFY organization.

Thankee! ^_^

I might tweak it a bit more, especially its nauseating spray. That was the first monster I converted from 3.x to Pathfinder, and I've learned more about how Pathfinder does things.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
yoda8myhead wrote:

I am signing both because I think the only LG creature in the 1E Monster Manual, by none other than E. Gary Gygax, deserves to appear in the standard-bearer of his brainchild and because I get an implicit understanding that signing this petition will get me one or all of the "Go Flumph Yourself" bumper sticker, campaign button, or tee shirt at some point down the road.

May the Flumph be with you.

Actually the Flumph wasn't a Gygax creation but a British one... and it's appearance was in the Fiend Folio which was created by reader submissions in White Dwarf which ran a Fiend Folio column. Gygax had nothing to do with it as it never appeared in the Monster Manual. As for the orginal monster manual, there were other LG monsters, Blink Dog comes to mind.

That said it's a waste of space in a tome where every monster gets at least a full page writeup. in the Fiend Folio I think it only got half a column.

Shadow Lodge

Molly Dingle wrote:

I did a flumph conversion by request over on the Necromancer Games messageboard.

Flumph for Pathfinder

It's not official, but hey, if you want a flumph, there ya go.

:D

EPIC WIN.

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

I have it on good authority that a certain contributor accidentally sent in a flumph converted to Pathfinder rules (complete with artwork, I might add) when said contributor turned over his work on the Bestiary.


To My Players:

If You Are Currently Playing In A Group That Includes Singara the Sorceress, The Green One, and Archimedes then you are NOT allowed to read this.

To all others:

Spoiler:

I have upgraded the Dungeon Crawl Classic "Transmuter's Last Touch" to a 4th to 5th level dungeon for my players. One of the bits of treasure that have been stolen is a set of ledger books that Thurin Kreed has been using to keep track of his double book keeping as he has been embezzling money for himself from the Lumber consortium's profits.

In any case, in the process of adding more difficulty to this adventure (which was originally designed for levels 1-2) I have added more traps, a few more rooms and

FLUMPS

The kolbolds store a few Flumps in one of the cells in the old jail. If attacked they release the Flumps and use large fans to blow the Flumps in the direction of the PCs.

Is this enough for me to become a member of GoFY ?


Alright, I'll admit it - Flumphs are my 'guilty pleasure'...
3 or 4... in a stack... with maple syrup. Delicious!

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

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Fellow GoFY members....we have redemption.


Begun the Flumpocalypse has.


No, I already contribute to the Society for the Preservation of Digesters and my tiny tiny freelancer money only lets me support one endangered species at a time.

Besides, Digesters are much more useful to society than Flumphs.


Adam Daigle wrote:
Fellow GoFY members....we have redemption.

I forgot, what does this stand for? Earlier, I called your goofy group The Flumph Liberation Front.


Go Flumph Yourself?

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

Urizen's got it.

RPG Superstar 2010 Top 32

Yeah, I didn't think it would take too long before raise thread was cast here. Go misfits!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

We've done it.

They have buckled to our demands!

Flumphs forever!


Victory !!
FLUMPH, FLUMPH, FLUMPH


VICTORY SCREECH!!!!!!!!!


Pathfinder Companion Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Kuddos!!!

Huzzah!!!

Who's writting the Flumph: Eyebite or Daigle?

All bets are on!

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I bet on Daigle. Always bet on the Texan ! ;)


I hate for Texas to be associated with the flumph, however, they do wash up on the beaches of South Padre (good poppin' fun!), so maybe that makes a Texan qualified to write on them. Hugo, you hombres got 'em down ol' Mexico way?


Pathfinder Companion Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I hate for Texas to be associated with the flumph, however, they do wash up on the beaches of South Padre (good poppin' fun!), so maybe that makes a Texan qualified to write on them. Hugo, you hombres got 'em down ol' Mexico way?

All flumphs down here were hunted down for tacos meat a few years ago, so I wouldn't know.

My money is on the Texan too


Really? What the heck is edible on those things?

Liberty's Edge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Really? What the heck is edible on those things?

They're bait, used to catch taco meat.

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Companion, Lost Omens, Pawns Subscriber
Studpuffin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Really? What the heck is edible on those things?
They're bait, used to catch taco meat.

We have plenty here in Illinois they feast on all the pigeons around the lake front.

Dark Archive

GO FLUMPH YOURSELF!!!

Shadow Lodge

You know, instead of turning into a small blue humanoid when you say $^^*#, I think you should turn into a flumph when you say "flumph"!

*looks at avatar*

Dang, why didn't that work!?

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

Dragonborn3 wrote:

You know, instead of turning into a small blue humanoid when you say $^^*#, I think you should turn into a flumph when you say "flumph"!

*looks at avatar*

Dang, why didn't that work!?

I've been wishing for that for years! Years!

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

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Unfortunately, not everyone who visits the boards is worthy of such an honor.

Scarab Sages

Get Yer Pitchforks! wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Eyebite wrote:


These are our demands! You will give in, or you will succumb to the collective might of GoFY!
Hey, this is sounding more and more like an angry mob every minute. Where's that pitchfork salesman when we need him?

You rang?

I'm also running a deal on torches.

Is that a fire sale on torches?

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

Did we win?

Silver Crusade

Adam Daigle wrote:
Did we win?

If flumphs had the STR to lift coolers of Gatorade...

...well they probably wouldn't really know what to do with it. But if they did it would be appropriate. :)

Loved that they're Desna fans. Makes me hopeful for more strange and alien(albiet less goofy, admittedly) followers for her.


Flumphs rule!
I will buy Misfit Monsters now.


Pathfinder Companion, Maps Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
Adam Daigle wrote:
Did we win?

I should say you did.:)

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

I loved Misfit Monsters Redeemed. The flumph treatment was great!.

Also,

Eric Mona wrote:

Well, it looks like you folks have forced my hand.

In fact, the adventure path right after Kingmaker will be "The Chronicles of the Flumph-o-nauts". This will be a bit of an experiment for us, and we will be rebuilding the old 2e spelljammer setting for the path. The adventure path will explore the deep backstory behind such iconic D&D races as the Giff, Dowhar, and Carbunkle as the players race to stop a Giant Fire-Breathing Sweet-and-Salty Two-Headed Half-Dragon Gninja Hobo NASCAR Space Hamster.

The first Pathfinder Chronicles Book supporting the adventure path will be the Complete Flumphs Handbook, which will provide the details of the elusive Flumph subraces, such as the Ice Flumph, the Fire Flumph, and the always popular, Wood Flumph.

By the time you receive the product, we should already be on an exotic island, counting our money and laughing heartily.

Er...ignore that last part.

The Real Eric Mona

Is it sad that I like the sound of that Adventure path and companion book (with the exception of the out of control Giant Space Hamster. A basic Giant Hamster, ala Tome of Horrors, would suffice just fine), and would gladly purchase a Pathfinder Spelljammer-like setting?

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