Unholy b@$%@^&! Omigodomigodomigod... #&*& you! ^&*@ &*^ %# $#~@!
Quack!
[slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad]
I'm still here, you know! These eldritch energies are hard to control, if I don't let them go soon, chaos could follow!
Eldritch energy blue balls?
Eldritch energy blue balls?
Shoo! Who invited you?
Who invited the lards? &*#^!
Who invited the lards? &*#^!
I'll have you know I'm thinner than you! Now can I blast the duck yet?
Who invited the lards? &*#^!I'll have you know I'm thinner than you! Now can I blast the duck yet?
Sahrry, ah misspelled. Ah meant lahrds.
Sahrry, but ah couldn't let the insult aginst a slaad stand. Plus, o'course, I saw that openin' a mil' 'way.
Sahrry, but ah couldn't let the insult aginst a slaad stand. Plus, o'course, I saw that openin' a mil' 'way.
Oh here is where you naughty little dretchings went! And Ducky is here too!
Who invited you?
When did I ever wait for an invitation?
...Now can I blast the duck yet?
Forget about the silly Duck. Now come over here, you kobold cutie, and relax. {innocent smile} Oh and here, have a nice colored egg.
[slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad]
No, clearly this is a story arc in which it would be unfair to intervene in a way that would end it too easily.
*Stares at Ambrosia Slaad*Changing targets...have fun in the Maelstrom!
*Fires*
[slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad]
Sure Ducky, you cutie, let me just check my hair and makeup first...
OK, I'm ready -- who's coming?
Stares at Ambrosia Slaad*
Changing targets...have fun in the Maelstrom!
*Fires*
*POP*yyyyyyy!!!...
You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm gating! gating! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl, er, monster like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I'm going! Oooooh! Ooooooh!
[slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad][slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad]No, clearly this is a story arc in which it would be unfair to intervene in a way that would end it too easily.
*Stares at Ambrosia Slaad*
Changing targets...have fun in the Maelstrom!
*Fires*
Wait a sec, I could blast you guys there, that would be perceived as hindering and thus not ruin the plot! Of course, the dretchings would be horribly punished for dying and be tortured into lemure status, and I don't know whether the Duck is a Slaad, so he may die, but you never know! Wanna try?
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Wait a sec, I could blast you guys there, that would be perceived as hindering and thus not ruin the plot! Of course, the dretchings would be horribly punished for dying and be tortured into lemure status, and I don't know whether the Duck is a Slaad, so he may die, but you never know! Wanna try?[slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad][slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad]No, clearly this is a story arc in which it would be unfair to intervene in a way that would end it too easily.
*Stares at Ambrosia Slaad*
Changing targets...have fun in the Maelstrom!
*Fires*
Um... see, lemures are native to the Hells, while dretches/dretchings are native to the Abyss, neither of which are the Maelstrom. Get your cosmology straight.
And the duck is a duck. He just happens to be awakened by a slaad and can speak Slaadi. He's native to the Material Plane, though.You guys ready to go? Join hands... plane shift!
Wait a sec, I could blast you guys there, that would be perceived as hindering and thus not ruin the plot! Of course, the dretchings would be horribly punished for dying and be tortured into lemure status, and I don't know whether the Duck is a Slaad, so he may die, but you never know! Wanna try?[slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad][slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad]No, clearly this is a story arc in which it would be unfair to intervene in a way that would end it too easily.
*Stares at Ambrosia Slaad*
Changing targets...have fun in the Maelstrom!
*Fires*Um... see, lemures are native to the Hells, while dretches/dretchings are native to the Abyss, neither of which are the Maelstrom. Get your cosmology straight.
And the duck is a duck. He just happens to be awakened by a slaad and can speak Slaadi. He's native to the Material Plane, though.You guys ready to go? Join hands... plane shift!
Bah. I still say my way would work better.
Anyways, I was planning on teleporting the dretchings out of the Abyss and into the Hells, just to spite them.*Sighs as they teleport*
Now who to kill? Hey, didn't I see an ethergaunt earlier?...
*Wanders off*
<Rubs eyes>
Ooh, I fell asleep there. I was having the most wonderful dream. Duck!, you were there, and Low-Fat Ranch Dretching, and Poppyseed Dretching, and Kobold Cleaver and Ambrosia Slaad. You were all there.
<Rubs eyes>
Ooh, I fell asleep there. I was having the most wonderful dream. Duck!, you were there, and Low-Fat Ranch Dretching, and Poppyseed Dretching, and Kobold Cleaver and Ambrosia Slaad. You were all there.
You're still here.
You're still here.<Rubs eyes>
Ooh, I fell asleep there. I was having the most wonderful dream. Duck!, you were there, and Low-Fat Ranch Dretching, and Poppyseed Dretching, and Kobold Cleaver and Ambrosia Slaad. You were all there.
Aw, darnit! They're all gone now.
Can you take me back to the Maelstrom?
You're still here.<Rubs eyes>
Ooh, I fell asleep there. I was having the most wonderful dream. Duck!, you were there, and Low-Fat Ranch Dretching, and Poppyseed Dretching, and Kobold Cleaver and Ambrosia Slaad. You were all there.
Aw, darnit! They're all gone now.
Can you take me back to the Maelstrom?
*Sigh* Fine! Just go away! I'm sick of this plot!
*Teleports*